I get to tart about Europe a lot for work which is absolutely amazing however @myfitnesspals.bsky.social has gone to Germany this week. It’s been 36 hours and I’ve gone insane. I don’t understand how he coped with me being away for up to two weeks at a time. Insane!!

Tv is shite so watching Irish traitors. Anyone onto it already?

Might treat myself to a takeaway tonight 🫦 how naughty

Leg day is both homophobic and homopositive.

Oh I loveeeeeeee a lazy Sunday

Tofu keema curry for dinner. Well tasty!

Injured my shoulder and knee but I’m still going to the gym because I want MUSCLES

Normally two things coming at once is great fun but when it’s resignations it can FUCK. OFF.

If you don’t like tofu I don’t like you x

Came gym.

I think I want a neck tattoo 🤔

Where’s Douglas?

Burns night with the girls 💕

Oh god I am in DANGER for putting her in this

I think I’m getting a sore throat ugh cbaaaaa

Desperate for an all stars version of the traitors where they only bring back traitors. Imagine the chaos. How can you trust anyone?!

The week is over but my work is not.

Good lord this week is a cnt

I absolutely adore that my Instagram algorithm is leaning heavily on Josh hating memes @jmcain.bsky.social @myfitnesspals.bsky.social 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Playing 2048 on my neighbours Tesla wbu

Yesterday I was in a rotten mood all day and today I’m simply too dickstracted to work. Eep

Visiting a friend for the weekend and came into Glasgow. Firing 🔥 like no tomorrow in Grindr

I might have worked until 10pm the last two nights but I have a half day today SQWEEEEEE

Who’s Madeline?

Omg int she just dead annoying #TheTraitors

I am ridiculously cold

You when you don’t appreciate my efforts to entertain you

Why are so many people at the gym smelly and why are they always the people who wear Vests 🙄

Sacked off the gym today. also proper fancy a takeaway but that’s naughty

My GOD #TheTraitors

The gym is HARD today.

“Fucking hell, your arse” - @myfitnesspals.bsky.social 06/01/26 22:28 pm 🤭🤭🤭

Not me LOSING weight over Christmas and new years. Better start watching out for cracks in the pavement

If you’re in someone’s 🟢 do we assume they wouldn’t object to being in yours ?

Just had a FAT burger. Delicious

HNY to my muscles xo

I am so scrumptiously lazy and I LOVE IT

Not me crying at Will coming out in stranger things

I am utterly obsessed with Discounty. What a cute little game

This time last year I didn’t know @jmcain.bsky.social and @jparcher.com existed. We had a games night with mates on the 30th and then spent new years together. Int the internet just dead nice 🥰

G’wan Stephen !

NOT EVEN ME?! #thetraitors

🤭🤭🤭 Spilled the champers dint a

Currently losing to a cat… @jmcain.bsky.social @rm125.bsky.social @myfitnesspals.bsky.social

Doug has his boyfriends🥰

My handsome boy has his new years outfit sorted 🤩

Off to have a need dragged across my arm for an hour and a half 😍

Do we still Skircle? If so welcome to my hole. Tag yourself I’m in the middle x

Oh goodness I’m a bit tipsy xxx

Am I hungry or just bored?