My dad is staying with us this week and all I can think about is why are straight men so dirty and disgusting. Do women really put up with this ?

Did two (2!!) chest exercises at the gym and I still have tits and not pecs. Fewwwwwmin

What you all havin for your tea? Need inspo

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Josh is away having fun visiting family this weekend and I’ve had to stay home to work 🫪🫪🫪 depression takeaway will be essential

going to Paris a week on Monday and it’s 35-38 degrees 🫠🫠🫠🫠

Been an absolute diva and booked a rental car to get home instead of using the train

The way some men stick their tongue out when they eat a slice of pizza is outrageous 🫪😮‍💨

Guys I’m too hot

Home for the week

Got a Seatfrog upgrade on the train and I fear this is the only way I can travel from now on

The gym is too damn sweaty 🫠

I need to go down south next week for work. *shudders*

Can you believe Josh didn’t want to get this for Douglas?

Will someone please delete Grindr off Madonna’s phone I am SICK OF HER

I hate that everyone was right and that exercise does make you feel better.

I want to bash my head against something hard, covered in spikes and ideally on fire.

Had a very stressful dream last night that I kept missing flights and the airline staff were not being very nice to me

Fucking roadworks.

I get such sweaty tits at the gym it’s proper gross. Need to wear one of them sports bras

Chardonnay is wank.

Serious question. Who are these brave (stupid) people that are eating sandwiches from their local corner shop.

Why are people awake and outside at this time 😴 back to bed for me.

Don’t tell the king but I really hate swans.

I absolutely hate those bloody spot patches. I think they draw so much more attention. And a grown adult with stars in their face is just an ick.

Sausage chips and beans for an elite tea tonight

Cut my fingers

My tits are sweaty and it’s 11pm wtf

I’m sorry (I’m not) but it’s TOO HOT

Help I’m unfit

Iya

Smash.

Quite honestly today can fuck all the way off.

HB 2 me

Do you know what brain rot is currently stuck in my head?

I’ve had 6 work trips and one personal trip in the past 12 weeks. Insane for the boy who used to have panic attacks walking to the shop round the corner.

Landed in Berlin 🇩🇪

Anxiety is funny. Tomorrow will be my 6th trip (4th international) for work since January and my little brain is still telling me travel is dangerous and I should stay home

Not to be that guy but I’m actually a bit too hot sitting out in the sun

At the gym after a few weeks off due to work travel and illness and I am WEAK

Wish I was one of those people who lose their appetite when they’re ill. I’m ravenous

Dreaming of being back in Provence 🥹

£1.5k maintenance bill on my car. Joy oh joy.

Coming down with a cold just before my week off work. Typical

Off to the south of France with work. Could be worse 🌞

Decided to get Douglas a friend and am now on the hunt for an Italian Greyhound

Unplanned overnight in peteborough due to train issues. A joy.

Good god how is there still one day left of this week

Sadly I find myself in Birmingham.

If I go to the gym but only sit in the jacuzzi can I still log it as a workout ?