Do you think it'd be possible to get freaky with someone whilst lying on a beanbag 🤔

One thing I don't like about dating apps is when you read through a bio and think of a great opening message that you never get to use

I need a bigger bed. I still have a small single sized one

I'm not an avid reader. It's just never been my thing. But I'm gonna read The Hobbit

If I'm dating someone and she's walking in front of me, my entire view would be her butt. This is good

Kinda forgot about this place

Hand veins

My goal for next year is to go on 3 dates

Hi blue people. Did I miss wagon day?

I give the best hugs. Just thought everyone should know

Can you guess how I got this small round bruise on my hand? No really, can you guess. I have no idea

You ever think about butts and then zone out?

Hello blue people. Here's the sky

I always see posts asking men if they'd date a woman taller than them. Taking into account my wheelchair height, it'd genuinely be a challenge to find someone shorter than me

Definitely not watching this. I can't relate

This place is crazy. I'm getting notifications today because people are liking my replies from last year

So I looked up wheelchair adapted Airbnb locations because I deserve a break from life......can you see the problem?

For Halloween, I was gonna be a horny goblin. But then I remembered that's not a costume

You ever just sat in the dark, no thoughts, no noise, no nothing. Just there. Then not 24 hours later you're like sup losers, miss me? That's been my week

For the 3 people who see my posts, I appreciate you 1000%

I know to grab the back of your neck when kissing

This reference might go over the heads of my American friends, but Halloween is sorted

'Thick thighs save lives' okay.......but what if I'm trying to be suffocated?

Big fan of hips, butts and thighs. Just felt like sharing

Here are some clouds for Bluesky

Date idea, you read a smutty book and tell me when it's the good bit so I can start eating you

This is about you

Hold on. Doesn't not is a double negative.....okay who's got handcuffs?? Hand em over!

One of the downsides of being single is that I shock woke up at 3am today. Disoriented and confused, and there was no there as comfort so I know I'm okay. I just had to cope

Cuffing season doesn't not involve handcuffs. Very disappointing

I can't sleep. Can someone play with my hair, or whisper to me

Average bluesky experience

Bruised banana is bleh though

I would honestly be very entertained playing butt bongos

I would be such an easy boyfriend. Just grab my wheelchair and drag me places

How I'm trying to be

When you have tattoo money, but don't trust anyone to do the tattoo

Gooooooooood morning American friends

I've been told

It's Halloween season. You know what that means

Imagine if I could walk

Can I play with your hair whilst you doodle in a colouring book?

If I made my signature gooey brownies, who wants some?

The porn bots have found me again. Edging (ha) closer to 1000 followers

Most of my 🦋 friends are American. So me saying good morning at 10:30am doesn't really work

Don't watch unless you're a little filthy

Nomnomnomnomnomnom Give me all the tummies

Which one of my seats is better?