people just be typing words and posting them but on bluesky

making fun of everyone equally doesn't work if everyone isn't equal

ena dream bbq tomorrow

prepare the barricades, do not let anyone get in or out the insects are coming

There are over 50 billion birds, possibly over 10000 planes in the sky right now. Sky man: I am the sky man.

I remember seeing something about someone being shot by a bow or something maybe that's why I'm paranoid about someone potentially sniping me with a crossbow I don't even know if it happened my brain has just decided to always brace for being shot whenever a window is open and it's dark outside

whenever I look out of an open window at night, I can't shake the feeling that someone with a crossbow is watching me, always aiming, always waiting to shoot me at any time I'm not thinking of them this isn't even like a goofy bluesky story thing this is something I genuinely feel and it's weird

is a fragment of a fragment a fragment or a fragmented fragment?

What is this brown metal coming from the ground? Does this have a signal? Why is the air so clear? I've never breathed so clearly! Tree Man: I am the tree man

now that it's a new year, it's a new year 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✨✨✨✨✨👣✨✨✨💯💯💯💯💯💯

what accent did you read this in?

is a cuber a non nsfw version of a cucumber?

Saw: Gregory, there are mines strapped to your feet, and they will go off unless you solve this Minesweeper puzzle. Gregory: But I don't know how to solve Minesweeper. Saw: Guess you'll die.

free will is REAL EVERYTHING IS UNDERTALE

can we all agree to not make roko's basilisk?

people always have these dumb aspirations like getting rich, having a successful life, being happy bruh I just wanna do a front flip

I'm gonna bring a bomb (gonna bring a bomb) a super safe bomb (it's gonna blow your socks off) but to grow your character, you have to BEAT THE BOMB SO GO FACE THE BOMB!!!!!! YEAHEAHEAH I'LL ALWAYS MISS YOU [violin solo] This mailbox is mine. [mailbox solo] and that's how capitalism started

daffodils and daisies are good for your heart

so anyway, the other night I was doing my thing coming back from a big gig I'm the talk of the town the big shot the one and only, and someone came to me and said "hey you're the cool person" and then I said "you're god damn right" and then everyone clapped

you may be black, white, asian, human, fish, foul, summer, winter, hot, cold, flying, sitting, knitting, hungry, thirsty, homeless, bankrupt, down on your luck, white unconsencially, neon purple, friday, saturday, thursday, or EVEN monday but at the end of the day, it's night

I CAN'T STOP BSKYEETING AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

when life gives you lemons, then you have to doscover what life is and why it decided to become a being that gifted lemons onto you in particular, how have you earned such a gift? why did life choose lemons INstead of uhh idk apples??? oranges??? something EDIBLE?????

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if everyone on earth jumped at once, then would the sky man be cross with us?

twinkle twinkle little star beware of the gooselini

in his prime he could destroy cities with his pinky finger in his sleep, a stare from him would make your head turn into a coconut, and the smell... oh the smell oh my the smell the smell was so very

why do we breathe in oxygen if it's oxidising our organs? DRINK PRIME DRINK PRIME DRINK LEAD DRINK LEAD

grr I HATE these new woke birds I miss the good old days when we were going rawr and chewing on leaves but they just had to bring in their WOKE meteor and wipe out the good ones

Welcome to how to make: Mystery Meal 2 cups egg 2 teaspoons butter gluten-free gluten 3 drops of oestrogen and you will have Mystery Meal it's a mystery because no one's made it

It was as though it took flight, and yet there were no wings. Thousands of feet in the air, where are you going? Sky man: I am the sky man.

I forgot I had a twitter but better account