how the heck is Nintendo is prioritizing who gets Switch 2 devkits the campfire game from the Direct is made by Oink Games, a company primarily known for making board games they have made some video games but none of them are super popular 🔗 oinkgames.com

I sure hope Nintendo is going to replace this and Gold Points with something else... the optics of this aren't great, especially since it's right off the heels of the Switch 2 game pricing fiasco

interesting, Chris Meledandri (Illumination CEO) only got 75% approval from shareholders for re-election to Nintendo's board of directors all the other directors were elected with 90%+ approval (and last year, Meledandri also received 94% approval) wonder what changed? 🐦 original post

a Nintendo employee, 8 years ago: "In Japan, there’s a sense of, 'We’re making this thing for you, and this is how we think this thing is better enjoyed.'" thought this quote was especially relevant with recent events 🔗 web.archive.org

very happy with the Switch 2 so far, it's basically everything I wanted from a next-gen Switch can't wait to see the upcoming first party and third party games also hoping for more upgrades/upgrades for Switch 1 titles, because some really need it

tomorrow is the Splatoon series' 10th anniversary, so I wonder if they're planning something special

I highly suspect that the reason GC emulation is Switch 2 exclusive is that the hardware allows their emulator (Hagi) to directly run ROMs without prior work Super Mario Sunshine and Pikmin 1+2 required substantial work for each game on the CPU side before they could run 🐦 original post

the Switch 2 reveal was kinda anti-climactic imo lol but I think that's just because the hardware is about what I expect from a 2nd gen device, and there was only one game announced I'm significantly more interested in the software, so can't wait for the Switch 2 Direct in Apr

where's the rooftop party Nintendo

currently testing video upload on my cross-poster, so have a clip of me winning in F-ZERO 99

I love trying to figure out what Japanese abbreviations for things are supposed to be earlier I was looking at some comments about ゲースロ and I was like "wtf is that" for 5 minutes until I realized Game of Thrones (ゲームオブスローンズ)

finished Metroid: Zero Mission! the first 90% was excellent, just classic 2D Metroid gameplay then the stealth section started! felt novel at first, but I was not a fan after like 2 minutes also, the final boss was way too easy... I killed it in ~5 hits with Super Missiles

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

the best way to enjoy the game awards is to go to sleep for 3 hours, wake up after it’s done, and then see if anything you care about was announced

I think Nintendo is aiming to release one "big" soundtrack on Nintendo Music at the start of each month, and then fill the rest of the month out with "small" ones? we got SMBW (Nov) and Splatoon 2 (Dec) as our big soundtracks, and smaller games in between

I really think that the current SplatoonNA translator has confused the JP name for the Triumvirate (オカシラ連合, "a union of bosses") for "Boss Salmonids" this is now the second tweet where "Boss Salmonids" replaces parts where the original JP text talks about the Triumvirate 🐦 original post

I love when non-gamer authors try to write gen z/alpha characters that play Fortnite for one, they always spell it as Fortnight sometimes they also try to describe the character playing it, and it becomes very obvious that they have no idea how Fortnite is actually played lol

the difference in the reactions to Nintendo Music between the Japanese and Western fans is interesting people over here have lots of complaints, like "why not Spotify", "credit your composers", etc meanwhile, the JP fans are super positive and happy (from what I've seen)

so how much money do we want to bet that this guy is no longer in the United States

the dream team (Melon / Chocopero / Naegora / Lobster~) reaches 1st place in the qualifying Challenge for Clam Blitz in the Gachi King tournament 20 wins / 0 losses Challenge Power 2778.8 🐦 original post

I wish book sites listed length in terms of word count rather than number of pages I'm all in on ebooks nowadays, and with ebooks, the page count can vary wildly depending on the font, screen size, etc word count is a much more reliable way to gauge a work's length imo

to me, the alarm clock just reinforces the idea that Nintendo does whatever the fuck they want lmfao they'll pull out Switch 2 at the most random ass time and it will blindside everyone

at a store in Japan: fake gift cards for "PC Virus & Trojan Horse Removal" and "Late Payment Fee" - when someone brings the card to the cashier, they will inform the person that they're being scammed this is a good idea, more places should do this 🐦 original post

it's kinda lame how everyone is standardizing on Unreal Engine tbh I love seeing what devs can do with their own in-house game engines 🐦 original post

it's been nearly a month now and I still can't get Three Wishes out of my head

today I got an offer from a sex toy company to create a custom toy based off my body I think I'm the wrong type of content creator for this kind of thing lol

Steam Deck Verified is a good idea in theory... but it ends up being less useful than it should because performance does not factor into verification if a game runs at 10fps on the Deck, it can still theoretically get verified if it meets all the other requirements

one such example: a Splatoon YouTuber who was accused of sexual assault + domestic abuse by his ex-girlfriend a few days after the accusations, he uploaded a Splatoon 3 video where he talked about women that hooked up with top players and gave advice for losing one's virginity 🐦 original post

I love when I look at my server's firewall logs and see all of the suspicious requests that claim to be from Internet Explorer 5.5 (released in 2000) or something similarly old you'd think that these bot developers would at least try to make their user agents believable

what I don't understand is why Grezzo insists on 60fps when the game has trouble reaching that target oh and they also insist on double buffered vsync which makes frame rate dips more pronounced it should really should have a 30fps cap... stable 30fps > unstable 60fps imo 🐦 original post

fun fact: the offline support is already implemented, but it's locked behind a check which verifies that the game's version number is newer than 9.1.0 literally all Nintendo needs to do is release an update that adds .1 to the version number, no actual dev time required 🐦 original post

Goodreads's review section is interesting a book can have the majority of its ratings be 4~5 stars, while also having the majority of its most upvoted reviews rating it 1~2 stars kinda gives me the vibe that the vocal minority is being pushed to the top

I decided to buy the BotW DLC because I still haven't played it yet, but I forgot that I lost my BotW save file when my original Switch died (this was before NSO) and tbh I don't really have any motivation to play through the entire game again lol ah well, maybe another time

I've updated the Sep 2024 Big Run chart! there is now significantly more data past the 1 billion eggs mark all the data is here, feel free to use it: 🔗 docs.google.com just be sure to add the credits to whatever you use it for

today, Japan learned what spooning is 🐦 original post

this is interesting - they filed a patent lawsuit, *not copyright* so instead of saying Palworld is copying their art or whatever, they're alleging that Palworld is copying their patents (possibly on things like gameplay systems?) wish I had the lawsuit document to look at 🐦 original post

imo people shouldn't read too much into Nintendo saying "regular content updates" have ended they probably count Splatfest, Big Run, Eggstra Work etc as "content updates" there's always a chance we could be pleasantly surprised but I wouldn't get my hopes up too much

I had lots of fun with Splatoon 3 and made a ton of memories, so it's sad to see it 'end'... but at least it went out with a bang! can't wait to see where the franchise goes from here (I have no idea how Nintendo can top the Grand Festival lmao)

Nintendo really went "hold my beer" and added even more jellyfish along with a shit ton of lighting and particle effects 🐦 original post

so, I'm curious - how much defender bias does everyone think Grand Splatlands Bowl has? what % of matches end in a defender win if you had to guess?

there's like two or three more out of bounds glitches btw lol (see quoted tweet) it's a little bit more difficult since you can fall through the world if you don't position yourself correctly 🐦 original post

honestly I'm just impressed at how many jellyfish Nintendo managed to put on the screen at once *and* they all follow a unique bounce/cheer/wave/sway pattern for each song and are synchronized to the beat really helps sell the "live concert audience" effect

I do have to say, Nintendo really cooked with the Grand Festival - very impressed at the amount of content here

here's my final Golden Egg graph! if you want the data, here is a spreadsheet: 🔗 docs.google.com just be sure to add the collection credits to whatever you use it for thanks to Simonx22, InternalLoss, ashbinary_, and Coxxs!

1.5 billion eggs reached at around 22:45 UTC we're currently in a slump period, so I doubt it's going to get much better than this unless we put in some serious effort (data points past 1 billion provided by ashbinary_, Coxxs, and InternalLoss)

Golden Eggs graph as of 1:37 am UTC - the pace really picked up as we approached 700 million - after reaching 700 million, the pace slowed down quite a bit - slump ended at ~12 am UTC; the pace is picking up again Japan being asleep was definitely the cause of the slump imo lol

the pace at which we're collecting eggs has slowed quite a bit since reaching 700 million I suspect this might be due to Japan being asleep if this continues, we may not reach 2 billion eggs by the end currently expecting 900 million at 5 am UTC ish

judging by my spreadsheet, if we keep collecting Golden Eggs at this rate we'll easily hit the quota in the first day 700 million eggs at 3 pm UTC 800 million eggs at 5 pm UTC 900 million eggs at 7 pm UTC 1 billion eggs at 9 pm UTC total of ~2.3 billion eggs by the end

a common argument I've seen is that Nintendo won't reveal Switch 2 until 2025 because of the holidays I wouldn't rule out a 2024 reveal based on that line of thinking, imo Nintendo has outright said they are willing to sacrifice short-term profits in favour of long-term growth

finished Emio - was pretty good, but not perfect! it takes a while to pick up steam, but it really gets going near the end... the final sequence must've taken up most of the game's budget I'm super impressed that this is a Nintendo game - it depicts some dark and gruesome stuff