practicing and what not. hello it's me. ✨

practicing and what not. hello it's me. ✨

i like slutty loser submissive men that want to give me all their money and do everything for me

one like and i'll fart

have you fondled your balls today yes or no

the urge to change my name to miss andrist is so real

just read a fanfic where they said "you caught me lacking" omgggg immediately no

i'm about to go full yume and propose to law

ragebaiting law by giving him a piece of toast every morning with his coffee until he starts fucking tweaking

returning to post this quick, pre-made template edit i made bc i couldn't stop thinking of law to this song (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

hi

i've been practicing drawing law more. my head hurts

mic check

saw someone merely mention law showing up again in the manga and i started crying. i need help

turns out, i'm still weak

playing a fun game with myself called "am i extremely tired and feeling out of it because of my period (that's taking forever to actually come), regular dissociation, or is my TSH back up?"

sliced up mini cucumbers with italian dressing on my mind

i'm nothing if not a slut for a grazing plate. multiple different options? on one plate? in their own section? i'll cry and cum rn

y'all ever like "man i need some dick"????

who keeps letting me consume lactose when i'm lactose intolerant? HUH? SOMEONE TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS!

i gotta pee so bad but i'm not gonna get up

the woke communist in me recognizes the need for problematic 90's romcoms in you (also me)

moving has been so exhausting and we haven't even gotten to the worst parts yet. my body just can't keep up

good evening queers

there's no reason for me to have to piss three (3) times in two hours this is ridiculous

itchy mons pubis

cw: sex mention, trauma response i hope that one day i will be to have sex with my partner without feeling immense guilt (thanks religious trauma) or having a full body reaction to other previous trauma. having to stop to cry my eyes out just isn't fun. i'm tired of it.

did everyone move back to twitter or what? follow up question, why?

just went through and unfollowed anyone who hasn't been active in one (1) month longer. ggs to half of the people i followed

it brings me great pain to announce that i am having a shitting episode where i had to get completely naked and am contemplating getting into a cold shower and succumbing to the whims of my stomach

nikki is so pretty (⁠´⁠∩⁠｡⁠•⁠ ⁠ᵕ⁠ ⁠•⁠｡⁠∩⁠`⁠)

just fell down a rabbit hole on reddit oh my god humans are fucking crazy

i just arrived at the met gala. rate my fit but be gentle i'm nervy

JUST WATCHED WE LIVE IN TIME AND CAN'T STOP CRYING FUCK YOU A24

there's something so beautiful to me about men being pathetic losers (in bed) and owning it. like yes u cum prematurely and u get hard again when u say it out loud like the dumb dog u r <333

just saw someone draw law as a cop and now i'm so pissed off i'm eating through the drywall in my house

infinity nikki keeps buggin on me i am about to shit in my hand and clap in infold's face man

saw three (3) snails today can i get a hell yeah

username bushlover99 getting mistaken for a george bush head but in reality they just advocate for everyone having a bush

feeling really gay today idk

who wants to tussle? ngl.link/trafalgott

should i remake a promosky thingy? my timeline is so dead rip

who wants to tussle? ngl.link/trafalgott

whuddup bitch. it's me, spoons! 🔗 picrew.me/ja/image_mak...

men should experiment with sounding more

fellow infinity nikki players, what're your thoughts on infold's recent response to problems with the 1.5 update? the way they've been responding -- or even, not responding -- has really put me off and caused me to not really play the last few days.

recently, i've been trying to watch a movie every day in an attempt to get through my incredibly long 'to watch' list. as i do, i'm going to start posting my letterboxd reviews here. here is a thread of recent watches:

MY FUGGIN' TOOF AND JAW HURTS. SOMEBODY PUT ME DOWN

ponyo is such a good movie. just in case anyone needed the reminder