What is even going on over here

Headed to the pond today to talk to some algae. If we’re going to trade with K2-18b we need to know what sort of things they like

maybe i should start investing more

this apps main problem is the algorithm doesn't make me angry enough. or maybe that's actually my main problem

oh boy i sure hope none of my twitter friends find this account.....

im going to lose my mind if i see another cbc news article about how canada isn't ready for high speed rail. PLEASE

i think im legitimately addicted to gatorade

it's a new account. i can say whatever i want