Enshittification is not being able to rickroll anyone anymore bc YouTube will play an ad before the song starts 😭

Big question, no prejudice but who in the year of our lord 2026 is out here, raw dog drinking full sugar coke?

I think that Sydney should run on daylight savings time all year because how is it dark at 4:30 pm? Sydney winter is somehow worse than Melbourne or Canberra despite being warmer?

Happy Gemini season twin!

Going to tell my kids the trilobite-rich stones next to the lifts at the Queens Square law courts building is The Downward Spiral.

Every time I’m looking at a case that involves claims under various state construction industry Security of Payment Acts (SOPA) my mind instantly goes to SoDoSoPa

Omg, I have been thinking about the whole “get ahead” rhetoric for a while and this meme gets it. Ahead of whom?! Why not ppl all having enough. Why is economic stability described as being ahead of someone else??!

Aw yeah get ready for (checks notes) cool civil procedure winter ❄️

Happy budget day 🤑 Nine years ago (🤯) I was a producer at SYN’s politics show Represent. We’d normally would send a few a few reporters to Canberra, but in 2017 we were blocked for not being “legit” enough. TLDR influencers at the budget is ok the more the merrier www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05...

I’ve liked one or 100 too many dank autism and/or ADHD memes on instagram to the point where I am BOMBARDED with ads from various psychs/coaches/therapists/clinics/etc exhibiting varying degrees of slop who all purport to be “neuro-affirming” and I’m like “ok but are you really”

Hear me out. While I doubt I’d ever go there is a sick sad part of me that so wants to go on a cruise. I love ppl watching, overhearing other people’s drama and gossiping about it with friends and adventures and when you are on a cruise isn’t that what you do when you don’t get a virus ?

Finally someone did a deep dive on my favourite insult “gauche” vt.tiktok.com/ZS9qHLreo/

Ngl, this might be wrong but sometimes I think about MIA and Ye and just feel really sad about how they turned out. Not to say they can’t be held accountable but god damn

Moral of the story , take note of what companies your cards get charged with, and then look things up on the ASIC register. Was wondering what was up with Tita Carinderia in Marrickville- company is being wound up.

Too many tabs, not enough windows, the allegedly julia story

Actually gosh darn tired of comcourts being like this SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO LOOK AT MORE THAN ONE COURT FILE AT A TIME BC THE CASES ARE RELATED!!!

I recently learned about cyberdecks. I’m going to see if I can make a cyberdeck that functions as a teeline word processor and it will be so cool. Pls give me advice lol

As a disabled and chronically ill person with a full time job and no NDIS, I would very much like it if *all* my tax dollars to go to the NDIS. Sure it’s bc I like disabled ppl living their best lives but also it makes economic sense given every dollar spent brings in $2+ to our economy.

Jade.io what the heck bro?

I leave canberra and then this happens

Called.It. vt.tiktok.com/ZSHKeRdjf/

Tfw ur on hinge, the dating profile is actually looking good for once and you keep reading then bam they hit you with the ol’ “neurospicy” Please, please no more

Whaddup the FCA just dropped a new Gen-AI practice note 👀 www.fedcourt.gov.au/law-and-prac...

Dear Jade Look I love you work but why are your margins like this? You are killing me.

CBR is a good city!

wtf did they do to the 1980’s vibe sign ???

ZUCCHINI BALLS but seriously you only ever see these in Canberra

Canberra WILL be calling tonight

I think we’ve taken this y2k era nostalgia thing waaay too far

solved it: the national address was an april fool’s joke

Ok I’m loving the could have been an email takes about Albo’s national address but real talk who was that for. What percentage of Australians are watching free to air at 7pm? I need to understand the rationale

Shorter national address

I’ve been doing some really rudimentary research into petrol and diesel and I have one question. How and why have we got to the point where we and our entire economy are relying on a source of fuel that basically ages like milk? Petrol significantly degrades within 6 months!!!

Here’s a cogent and relevant take on the gas issue, to make up for me being illiterate about how much gas actually costs and how gas works

To be clear, I get that the gas prices are incredibly bad (and can impact EVERYONE even if you don’t drive) but, not gunna lie, as a non driver, when ppl talk about the price of oil, how many cents per litre or what have you, I’m like full Lucile… how much is it? Ten dollars?

A little bit of serenity in Woollahra

All the Chappell roan discourse on the internet feels like a psyop tbh. Like idk she’s probably annoying sometimes but like she hasn’t shot a puppy

My mum has started teaching herself teeline and folks, I’m WORRIED

Big love to all the workers at ABC going on strike tomorrow. Proud of u. Go get ‘em. U deserve so much better from management. I believe in u.

As a sunglasses enthusiast, I think ray bans have lost any shred of coolness bc of the meta ai glasses. Like I see someone wearing ray bans or any wayfarer adjacent specs and I’m like double checking-is there a light I see? Like honestly they are fast becoming associated with creeps

If astrology isn’t real why did Kyle and Jackie o break up over a disagreement over astrology and rip up their $200 million contract during a blood moon lunar eclipse with Virgo in the south node during Mercury retrograde???

What’s poppin’

Saturn moving into Aries… for good…got me like

This might be a niche problem but it is SO ANNOYING that comcourts has been updated so you can only have one case file open at a time 😭 You can get around it by having another window linked to a different chrome account but still.

…Trent? At the Mitski second-hand clothes shop event.

Live, Laugh, Libspill

Spills just aren't as exciting as they used to be. We used to be a real country.

Justice Wright’s decision in the matter of Lees v NSW , the challenge against the NSW govt’s decision declare Isaac Herzog’s visit as a major event, just dropped on caselaw. www.caselaw.nsw.gov.au/decision/19c...

I feel like the TV show “you’re the worst” never got its flowers. Also the Ben Folds arch in YTW was brilliant.

Wild.