Checking in on the crickets here.

Let’s move to a new new social media app where people actually interact.

This gang puts the "fun" in dysfunctional every Thanksgiving.

I am thankful for many things. Maybe most of all that I was not born a Mets fans. #DPF #Phillies

Former Philadelphia Phillies outfielder Jake Cave has inked a one-year deal worth $1 million with the Korean Baseball Organization’s Doosan Bears #DPF

DPF PSA for the holiday weekend: Do not be a dope and drink & drive. Rideshare, DD, stay at home. Stay safe my peeps! #DPF

Today in Phillies History: 1984: Mike Schmidt is the only Phillie to earn a gold glove

Happy 46th Birthday JRoll

The perfect gift for any aspiring DPFer. FTM sold separately.

Bob Nightengale has reported that everyone is interested in and talked to everyone. #DPF

47 Days since last Phils game. 78 Days til Pitchers & Catchers #Phillies

Dear CBP, Take notes. Love, DPF

Uncle Bad Load on Chinese restaurants: Why the fuck cant they chop the goddamn broccoli? It’s like trying to put a fucking bonsai tree in my mouth! #DPF

This app is great. Its like sitting at my garage bar alone talking to myself.

It’s a Tröegs Independent Brewing Mad Elf Grand Cru and Topps Allen & Ginter box break type of night

Peace out Austin Hays. Phils have non-tendered him. #DPF #Phillies

One of our own, Mike is fighting this right now. 100% of proceeds from the sale of the below items will be donated to @colorectalcanceralliance You can get yours here: drunkphilsfans.com/collections/ colorectal-cancer-alliance-dpf-gear

Today by 6 p.m. ET,Phils must make final decisions made about which players will be tendered contracts for the 2025 season: Suarez, Bohm, Stott, Marsh, Sosa, Stubbs, Hays all fall into this. #DPF

Ohtani and Judge won the MVPs that are announced at 6pm tonight. #DPF

Going to post a player each day and in the comments use a 3 word “sentence” to describe his 2024 season. Walker is today. I am going with “Worse than terrible” #DPF #Phillies

Uncle Bad Load: Remember that time I told your wife I was bringing Polish Mashed Potatoes for Thanksgiving? Me: Yes. It was a bottle of Polish Vodka and you drank it all yourself and taught the kids to say “Fuck The Cowboys” to the TV #DPF

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Sale won the Cy. Fuck him and Maddux.

Some smoked Hidden Still Spirits while waiting on the Cy Young announcement

The DPF Garage Cat has returned! I think she is mine now.

Do some leaves and then you drink an incredible winter beer.

Going to post a player each day and in the comments use a 3 word “sentence” to describe his 2024 season. Alvarado is today. I am going with “No Longer Trusted” #DPF #Phillies

Please check out our podcast LIVE tonight at 7pm. www.facebook.com/share/1BCz5X...

From the archives. Here is Aunt Kitty at the shore house modeling Uncle Bad Load’s beer filled fridge.

Tune in to our podcast DPF on Tap tonight at 7. We will be announcing our new shirts and charity where 100% of proceeds will go to! #DPF

It is 9am. Good Morning and FTM!

Aaron Nola and Michael Bolton have NEVER been seen in the same place at the same time.

Troegs Gingerbread Cookie Stout 9.5% ABV

Teams face a 6 p.m. deadline to protect players from the Rule 5 draft. #Phillies, who have 37 players on the 40-man roster, will likely add righties Mick Abel and Moisés Chase. Other eligible players include pitchers Christian McGowan, Griff McGarry, and Eiberson Castellano.

Me: Sooooo…Aunt Kitty called me. Why did you get up and walk out of Church on Sunday? Uncle Bad Load: The priest was using MY CONFESSION as the theme of his homily!!! #DPF

According to my Beer Advent Calendar, it’s Christmas Eve!

Gotta kick the tires, right?

Any sport. Any year. What is your fave uniform of all time? Add a pic! “Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Renee, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.”

The Cy Young gets announced tomorrow. It will be Sale. He won the Pitching Triple Crown. Wheeler was incredible, but will be a bridesmaid.

Going to post a player each day and in the comments use a 3 word “sentence” to describe his 2024 season. Rojas is today. I am going with “For Defense Only”

Future New York Yankee Paul Skenes wins NL ROY

I love watching games with a cool stick, a rock and good beer.

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Spring Training tickets secured!!!

Going to post a player each day and in the comments use a 3 word “sentence” to describe his 2024 season. Ranger is today. I am going with “Hot and Cold”

As part of our Winter Beer Exchange, we will be collecting toys to be donated to Toys for Tots. If interested in donating, please DM us for address where toys can be sent. #DPF

Going to post a player each day and in the comments use a 3 word “sentence” to describe his 2024 season. Today is JT. I am going with “Decline has begun” #Phillies