noticing an uptick in people saying the h word (h*pster) again. we really are repeating the early o's

"no weapons formed against me shall prosper," i say before stepping on a rake, the handle hits me in the jewels, i fall to my knees and into a booby trap down a flight of stairs, where i roll into a cannon that shoots me into a field of cacti, a hook from the sky lowers and lifts me into a wedgie

the madonna unc has logged on... this era of madonna really cannot be beat #damn

turned off location sharing after getting back from new york so my friends cant see i don't go anywhere ever

ios emojis got me thinking hold up maybe society did get too woke

need a finding your roots episode with everyone thats ever had a germs burn

rob brink is exposing some abysmal behavior but guys with savior complexes... red flag. sound of freedom skateboarding edition

living in the north is unnatural

deciding between drinking beer and working out..... yeah this is what we call the stone cold steve austin lifestyle

it's quite an achievement that Chad Muska lived in racquetball glasses and a tank top for a whole year

explain it me like i'm 5,000. I have roamed the earth for 5 millennia, and will be here for many more but I can't understand how to sell my wares on Facebook Marketplace. my crude pottery did gangbusters in the year -3,000

adding someone as a friend on facebook in 2025 is darksided

spent 5 minutes on etsy and i became a retvrn guy

Shiva Nataraja, c. 1100, bronze. Rockachu, c. 2025, 3d printed

has anybody figured out how to make 3d printed objects not look weird and shitty yet. why do they always have that nasty quality to them

trying to coach people at work that you can get your message across faster in corporate environments when you preface everything with oompa loompa doopity doo

pretty much until I was about 21 I would fuck with guys kicking us out of skate spots and say, oh you're gonna hit a minor?! watching them about to stroke out. worked every time

being 16-17 is really powerful because you have 90% of the faculties and physicality of an adult, but face 5% of the consequences. e.g. you could punch any adult but they can't punch you. it's like you're an off duty police officer for 2 years

i was hoping i would be too low t to bald but instead i'm low t and bald

somehow believed i would never go bald when my dad is bald, his dad was bald, my mom's dad was bald, all her brothers are bald

when marilyn manson dies and goes to hell the devil is going to give him extra ribs

went bald before i could grow a beard which apparently will be never. my eyebrows however are growing rapidly

how can i be low t and balding. i thought i needed testosterone to bald

the idea of becoming a really bad artist after 40 is sort of better than being a good artist up to now

i always laugh thinking of this one line from songs for drella that's supposed to be Andy Warhol describing himself as "bad skin, bad eyes, gay and fatty." but it's just Lou Reed calling Warhol a gay fatty really

this app feels more like what twitter should be which is just posting meaningless garbage for no reason and i guess a few perverts posting penis photos

maybe i should become a real face avi guy

been trying to remember Peter Doig's name for weeks

people forget about the lol decline... there was a period from maybe 2004-2010 where millennials stopped using lol

when im looking back on my life mostly what i will have to show for it is a lot of hobbies i was really bad at but briefly intensely interested in

i'm gatekeeping gatekeeping. we didnt even talk about gatekeeping while keeping the gates more kept than kids complain about while all the gates were demolished and removed 15 years ago

kind of sad kids today can never really get the full experience of gatekeeping

i think i got chronic fatigue syndrome from eating fast food

theres a certain kind of posting that's only possible in your early 20s. like the kind of person that posts 45,000 times a day then once a week once they are over 25

i'm throwin it back

god bless anyone who does this i guess, who am i to judge after all. but if you use linkedin a lot you are a husk of a human being, a hollowed out vapid moron with tumbleweeds blowing around between your ears, a total freak loser and a dumbass idiot. and a bitch

startups building with ai aren't just evolving: they have to become single celled eukaryotes to even START the conversation

the linkedin feed is so mental... very strange. every post is worded like something very meaningful is being said and nothing is being said at all. it's like a complete vacuum of humanity. i think the meta ai thing might be less robotic

Some ho named Jenny won’t stop texting me this bs

in all my years online i had never deleted a single account or boycotted an app. you can just log out and not use it after all. but i deactivated twitter. it's just so shitty and annoying now

how is every subreddit exclusively the dumbest people on earth

i don't care what side of what issue someone is on, as soon as they say "touch grass" they've exposed themselves as being a total dork. always reads like someone about to say trogdor burninating the peasants

*smugly* "the third reich didn't even last that long"

anothrr thing about declining manhood and the downfall of western civilization, i feel like high fiving peaked 35-40 years ago, it seems like *SOMETHING HAPPENED* since the 1980s

something i think about a lot--I read an article once about how the distance between male asshole and balls have been shrinking with each generation. a future generation is going to have a hole right on their nuts

the way peter steele says "trick or treat" on black no. 1 has to be one of the all time funniest lines in music history

what do cool people do for a living.... where are the cool coworkers at. hr not appropriately screening for coolness

jd vance is sagging

feel like we might look back on the internet similar to the invention of nuclear weapons

never understood people living in northern states flying the confederate flag. if you love the south so much why not live in the south? you can just drive here. it's not hard. the only downside is people won't like you because you're a weirdo from up north