we discuss the upsides of Rick no longer tying himself to the railroad tracks of road trips, your boss' nepo baby cringeteen, Percy's failure to do anything but protect the status quo, post-2020 doldrums, fun new parent-child dynamics, and Jane's favorite television show! pnc.st/s/unwise-gir...

This week on Unwise Girls we discuss nostalgia trips, sliding timescales (but like very literally), healing Sally Jackson's character, child safety locks, the Boomer debacle, and... implied framing devices? In my Percy Jackson book? pnc.st/s/unwise-gir...

this week we begin our read-through of the PJO senior year adventures with Chalice of the Gods! we talk about how the books are suddenly, shockingly good again, the political positioning of himbos, an incredibly busted looking Percy, and a paltry quantity of alternate covers! pnc.st/s/unwise-gir...

wow we're the most current we've ever been with these books! this week, a super measured discussion about Court of the Dead. we're impartial. we do not "blow our tops". we do not "punch the wall". we sit back and observe. not everything needs a reaction. pnc.st/s/unwise-gir...

Sun and the Star finished! we learned to live with the darkness rather than excise it, to adapt to our inner trauma rather than conquering it, and to think twice about discarding our bad experiences-! oh, that's the same moral ad nauseum. hope that doesn't foreshadow anything! pnc.st/s/unwise-gir...

welcome to The Nico di Angelo Adventures! in this episode we discuss the pain of being outed, time limit alleviation, Star Wars boyfriends, centaur boyfriends, problematic Titan behavior, and just how grateful we are to not be reading another copy-and-paste Riordan story. pnc.st/s/unwise-gir...

just a quick update, episode is gonna be delayed until next week! we're cooking up some special stuff for the ToA retrospective, so we'll see you then!!

this week, a mixed bag! we celebrate some nailed predictions, some big triumphs, and a reading audience we have nothing but respect for! we also put the boot into an unsatisfying ending, criticise thematic incoherency, and decide Leo Valdez is no longer our #1 oomfie blorbo! pnc.st/s/unwise-gir...

so just out of interest how many people actually know we have a patreon with a bunch of bonus stuff on it lol

Lord forgive us, for we are podcasters. this ep we don our wimples, veils and habits to talk about @xeecee.bsky.social's instant-classic VN, Misericorde! we discuss freaks full of black bile, women who are just autistic, put-upon prioresses, gay people, and Mabel. thanks God! pnc.st/s/unwise-gir...

hey all, sorry for the late notice but our misericord ep will be out next week!

wham bam kapow! this week, we've donned our masks, capes, and skintight bodysuits in order to discuss Tom Taylor and Bruno Redondo et al's acclaimed Nightwing run! listen to us discuss our preferred configuration of Bat-relationships, epic doggos, therapyspeak and more! pinecast.com/dashboard/po...

as a hamlet obsessive, this is probably the best podcast i have listened to this year. every time i would interject with a "well," one of the hosts says the thing i would be saying a few minutes later

Jane and Jacqueline watched the best movie of all time

we begin our Spring Tolerance Break with a story that's completely different than anything we've done before! an author taking mythical stories of the past and reinterpreting them through a modern lens to - ah, we fucked it up immediately, didn't we? pnc.st/s/unwise-gir...

this week, we're questioning the basic execution of this series' premise! we also talk about adult babies, our weirdly high amount of remaining feelings about the Kane siblings, oestradiol jar moment, real traffic nightmares, and separating character lessons by age bracket! pnc.st/s/unwise-gir...

this week on Unwise Girls we keep it short and sweet as we... uh... seven letters, starts with D.... you get it, right? we're stuck in a prophetic word vortex! pinecast.com/dashboard/po...

oops! maybe we spoke too soon on liking the book. we discuss Rick's reliance on obscure music references to support character arcs, the Marvel movie that Rick was totally influenced by, monsters that matter (and monsters that don't), fish opinions, and nature's surprises! pnc.st/s/unwise-gir...

this week we finally decide we like one of these books! we discuss a really good fight, unstable emperors ready to tear each others throats out, mad dog shit, Rick's insecurity about possibly doing a racism, deflated Moneymakers, man crushes, and shooting on your ex's mom. pnc.st/s/unwise-gir...

No. I refuse to share this episode. It was the lowest, most awful content in my four years of podcasting. Disaster. Heartbreak. I will not let you listen. Go away! ... but alas, I have no choice. Doubtless, Moonshot expects us to tell you the story of Apollo's punishment... pnc.st/s/unwise-gir...

this week we discuss the power of seething hatred, writing to the formula, one of the sicker uses so far of Apollo's temporary god magic, sonnets embodied and historical, Python pondering, and the surprise book we're expecting Rick to be drawing from for The Burning Maze! pnc.st/s/unwise-gir...

this week on Unwise Girls, something a bit different! we mess around doing quizzes and also talk a bit about what's going on at Ground Control Baltimore RIGHT THIS SECOND!! :D pnc.st/s/unwise-gir...

after mentioning this account in the outro for maybe a year now we are finally using it lol

we may have misjudged tj

this week we discuss one-to-one parallels with Lightning Thief, Sun Tzu's advice for Ragnarok, Magnus's critical position toward militarism, Loki's motivations and proclivities, the grey areas of prophecy, Dark Elfs in fantasy, rogue einherjar, and the funny IKEA shark! pnc.st/s/unwise-gir...

this week we discuss Magnus's narrative voice, 2010s Tumblr nerdiness, free-spirited bisexual moms in your area, The Gospel of Loki, Hotel Valhalla, locked doors, Thomas Jefferson, Jr., and double lives. then Jane and Jacqueline died. the end. pnc.st/s/unwise-gir...