I wanna be on a beech wearing this, or less, right now…

Went for a run… got sweaty… 😅😜

The task paralysis is strong today… my brain feels like it’s going 100 with different ideas and things to be done but we are just sitting here spinning in circles instead… 😪

Anyone else struggle to find speedo style swimwear that fits nice? I’m figuring out that I need a xs/small waist, small butt and medium leg holes… Working out is fun! 😪😂😭

Yesterday was leg day… and boy are they sore today! One of you should come and give them a rub!

Extra long weekend vibes… 😜💙

If you see this, post a picture of your thighs.

Up close and personal… you know you want your face in there… ❤️😜

Just the tip?! ❤️💋

I feel like I need a solid 6 months away from work. I’m tired. Not having the time to decompress to have the energy or motivation to do personal and creative projects because everything has to be squashed into the 2 days at the weekend is really getting to me.

Enjoy this while I go and get a filling fixed at the dentist… 😜😈🦷

It’s been a while… 😜

I didn’t take any spicy photos while I was on holidays… feels like I should have… but while I appreciate the attention online… in person I don’t like to draw it on myself… 😅

This is definitely the warmest St Patrick’s Day that I’ve experienced… ☘️😜

Forever living in the save for the future vs the enjoy yourself now mental battle… 😅🙃

I’m supposed to be going to Puerto Vallarta in less than 3 weeks… 🙃 Currently freaking out! 😅😮‍💨

Today is one of those “make work” and “look busy” days in work and I’m over it… *pic is unrelated… 😜

I love the combination of a skimpy thong and a ball weight! 😜

Happy out of focus Humpday boys…

Chronic muscle pain sucks… time to make another appointment for trigger point injections and a Dr appointment for more investigation… 🙌🏻🏋🏻‍♂️🤕

If all of you could go and subscribe to my OF for a month so that I can go and buy a new car that would be great please and thank you! 😂

Not gonna lie I miss the days of tumblr and xtube… just sayin

Took this pic 4 years ago… still have that underwear! Kinda crazy how much has changed since then!

Ready for brunch!

I’m going to Mexico in March (if work approves the holidays) send speedo/swimwear suggestions! Please and thank you!

Happy #FCF boys… it may be covered but you know it’s still fat! 😈😜

Todays vibes! 😈😜

Happy Humpday from this sweaty ass!

Just a little post gym pre shower tease… 😜😈

#FCF… one of the best days of the week! 😈😜

I’ve asked this before… but how does one dress both slutty and warm at the same time?

I didn’t want to get out of this shower this morning… just needed someone to join me! 😈

Getting all suited up for my cousins wedding today. Full black tie! What underwear do you think I’ll wear?

One last #FCF for the year so I might as well do it right! 😋😜

Was playing around with ChatGPT yesterday and the results were kinda scary. I asked it to add 5-10kg of muscle to the first picture. The second is the result and the 3 is the over lay… it’s not perfect but damn it’s good. Just a PSA for how easy it is to change your body in pictures… 🙃🤯 #aigenerated

Merry Christmas from my legs and bulge! 🎅🏻

Love that wiggle!

#mcm #bulge

Decided to do an 8 week course… capstone project for said course is due within the next week and I am once again realising why I don’t like formal education… 😅🥲🫠

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This feels as heavy as it looks… 😜

Taking part in #FCF 2 weeks in a row… what’s happening to me?! 😅

Gym attire… I think today will be a sweaty one!

#fcf round 2! 😝🪩

Happy #fcf… this weekend can’t come soon enough!

Bulge and legs are on point this morning! 😜

Went creepy this year…

Fall vibes