It’s getting Christmasy…wait what?!? #gaybdl #tistheseasontobepadded

Three! #gaywam #pieintheface

Also I haven’t been padded in forever, so I did the only logical thing and doubled up ;-p #gaybdl #dontworryimstilllockedup #imiasedthisfeelingsomuch

Sometimes I also get pied in clothes :-p #gaywam #pieintheface

Well we’re off to a start ;-p #gaywam #pieintheface

It’s spooky season, grey sweatpants season, and locktober, all rolled into one! #gaychastity #teamlocked #formeitsalwayscoffeeseason

Nothing like your husband getting take out after you fall asleep, and then then next day tasting a sauce and not knowing if it’s really good marinara, or really bad salsa #justohiotakeoutproblems

Pie in the face Tuesday got spicy #gaywam #pieintheface #itgetssomuchbetterdontworry

I am not awake yet…and obviously neither is my cock #gaychastity #teamlocked #iswearillwakeupatsomepoint

Another locked coffee morning #gaychastity #teamlocked #coffeeiscoffeeingthismorning

Time for two truths and a lie: -it is Tuesday -I am awake -this is my b hole I know it’s hard, take your time :-p #ahintisthatmycoffeesnotgone #anotherhintisthesecondpic #athirdhintisthecalendar

Does coffee taste better when you’re caged? I don’t know… ;-p #gaychastity #teamlocked #rightnowanycoffeeisgoodcoffee

Well, you either die a Pichu, or live long enough to see yourself become the Pikachu #theresnotenoughcoffeefortoday #gaybdl #pikapikabitches

This is what losing a game on UMD looks like #gaywam #pieintheface #theresmoretoitthanthisipromise

Caffeine is my reckoning…getting hard is not :-p #gaychastity #gaysinskirts #teamlocked

Already 1 in the books ;-p #gaywam #pieintheface

Well, pup still can’t figure out how to drink coffee from a mug #gaypup #heysometimeslifeishardok

Coffee anyone? #gaychastity #teamlocked #idefinitelymadeafullpotfortoday

Been a minute, but I’m still clowny #gayclown #teamlocked #hyuckhyuckhyuck

3 things: -I do love root beer -it does taste like European toothpaste -I have an exceedingly slow work day #workingfromhomeandboredaftoday

This is what I get for going back on UMD #gaywam #pieintheface #replacedmyhatwithapiehat

Not quite awake yet, but even I can tell these panties aren’t doing much to hide what’s underneath #gaychastity #teamlocked #gaypanties #sorryittooklongerthanithoughttoheal

Was really hoping my knee would be better by now. Oh well, back to posting…with coffee #gaybdl #imsurprisedcoffeehasntfixeditalready

Feeling extra pretty today Bluesky ;-) #gaysinskirts #gaypanties #dontworrymycoffeeisjustoutofframe

Just here waiting…;-) #gaywam #pieintheface

I mean hey it’s Tuesday right? ;-p #gaywam #pieinthefacetuesday #heylookstmebeontimeforsomething

Well after a long vacation, it’s finally back to business as usual :-p #gaypup #coffeehasalmostcuredthejetlag

Holy fucking jet lag #iloveyouthoughtokyo

Well that was an insane few weeks. Time for a vacation…but first, coffee :-p #gaybdl #noreallythatwasaninsanefewweeks #noreallyalsoitsalmosttimeforvacation

Making it count on this pi day ;-) #gaywam #pieintheface #yesitsdifferentintherestoftheworldiknow

Definitely didn’t get a diaper on in time ;-p #gayomo #gaypiss #heyatleastnowimwarmer

Having a pretty little sneakers Saturday in the KD 6s #sneakerssaturday #gaysinskirts #gaypanties

Kind of the opposite of fat cock Friday over here #gaychastity #teamlocked #fatnubfridaydoesnthavethesameringtoit

Everything was going fine until I tried to take a pic of the aftermath, at which point everything on my face decided to drop down…I was only awake enough to move one foot :-p #gaywam #pieintheface

Brew faster!!! #gaypup #tiredpup

I’m pretty sure these shorts would fall off if my diaper was dry…probably ;-) #gaybdl #notheywoulddefinitelyfalloff

Please may I have some coffee…oh wait here’s some :-p #gaypup #coffeeiscoffeeingthismorning

It doesn’t look that full does it? #gaybdl #pikapikabitches #ithinktheresstillsomeroomintheback

That didn’t take long ;-p #gaywam #pieintheface

Well, pie in the face Tuesday happened ;-p #pieintheface #gaywam #itsbeentoolongsincethishappened

Anyone need a refill? #gaysinskirts #gaypup #ivealreadyhadtwomightaswellmakeitthree

What’s one of the best things about a jockstrap? It’s lots easier to put in a butt plug ;-) #itwentinlotseasierthanitshouldhave #apluggedbuttisahappybutt

Definitely not awake on a mon…hey wait what?!? #gaychastity #teamlocked #forrealthoughimnotawakeyet

My husband told me to use the vibrating heating pad on my butt after slipping in some ice, and I…hope it’s winter forever

It’s finally not freezing out! Now I can go for a walk :-p #gaypup #seriouslythoughitsbacktonormalout

These shorts don’t hide nearly as much as I thought #gaybdl #atleastimcoverediguess #thelinerdoesnothing

First thought: I think I want to get Britbox Second thought: I am an old gay

Pie in the face Tuesday is back! #gaywam #pieinthefacetuesday

Getting ready for the game on Monday…with coffee #gaypup #coffeeisworkingovertimethismorning

Feeling good on a Sunday in my Carmine 6s I haven’t worn in awhile, may as well finally make it for butts again ;-p #sundaysareforbutts #gaysinskirts #gaypanties