@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
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My bones never hardened, but my spirit did
It’s getting Christmasy…wait what?!?
#gaybdl
#tistheseasontobepadded
16 days ago
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Three!
#gaywam
#pieintheface
about 2 months ago
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Also I haven’t been padded in forever, so I did the only logical thing and doubled up ;-p
#gaybdl
#dontworryimstilllockedup
#imiasedthisfeelingsomuch
about 2 months ago
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Sometimes I also get pied in clothes :-p
#gaywam
#pieintheface
about 2 months ago
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Well we’re off to a start ;-p
#gaywam
#pieintheface
about 2 months ago
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It’s spooky season, grey sweatpants season, and locktober, all rolled into one!
#gaychastity
#teamlocked
#formeitsalwayscoffeeseason
about 2 months ago
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Nothing like your husband getting take out after you fall asleep, and then then next day tasting a sauce and not knowing if it’s really good marinara, or really bad salsa
#justohiotakeoutproblems
2 months ago
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Pie in the face Tuesday got spicy
#gaywam
#pieintheface
#itgetssomuchbetterdontworry
2 months ago
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I am not awake yet…and obviously neither is my cock
#gaychastity
#teamlocked
#iswearillwakeupatsomepoint
2 months ago
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Another locked coffee morning
#gaychastity
#teamlocked
#coffeeiscoffeeingthismorning
5 months ago
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Time for two truths and a lie: -it is Tuesday -I am awake -this is my b hole I know it’s hard, take your time :-p
#ahintisthatmycoffeesnotgone
#anotherhintisthesecondpic
#athirdhintisthecalendar
5 months ago
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Does coffee taste better when you’re caged? I don’t know… ;-p
#gaychastity
#teamlocked
#rightnowanycoffeeisgoodcoffee
5 months ago
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Well, you either die a Pichu, or live long enough to see yourself become the Pikachu
#theresnotenoughcoffeefortoday
#gaybdl
#pikapikabitches
6 months ago
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This is what losing a game on UMD looks like
#gaywam
#pieintheface
#theresmoretoitthanthisipromise
6 months ago
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Caffeine is my reckoning…getting hard is not :-p
#gaychastity
#gaysinskirts
#teamlocked
6 months ago
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Already 1 in the books ;-p
#gaywam
#pieintheface
6 months ago
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Well, pup still can’t figure out how to drink coffee from a mug
#gaypup
#heysometimeslifeishardok
6 months ago
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Coffee anyone?
#gaychastity
#teamlocked
#idefinitelymadeafullpotfortoday
6 months ago
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Been a minute, but I’m still clowny
#gayclown
#teamlocked
#hyuckhyuckhyuck
6 months ago
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3 things: -I do love root beer -it does taste like European toothpaste -I have an exceedingly slow work day
#workingfromhomeandboredaftoday
6 months ago
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This is what I get for going back on UMD
#gaywam
#pieintheface
#replacedmyhatwithapiehat
6 months ago
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Not quite awake yet, but even I can tell these panties aren’t doing much to hide what’s underneath
#gaychastity
#teamlocked
#gaypanties
#sorryittooklongerthanithoughttoheal
6 months ago
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Was really hoping my knee would be better by now. Oh well, back to posting…with coffee
#gaybdl
#imsurprisedcoffeehasntfixeditalready
7 months ago
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Feeling extra pretty today Bluesky ;-)
#gaysinskirts
#gaypanties
#dontworrymycoffeeisjustoutofframe
8 months ago
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Just here waiting…;-)
#gaywam
#pieintheface
8 months ago
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I mean hey it’s Tuesday right? ;-p
#gaywam
#pieinthefacetuesday
#heylookstmebeontimeforsomething
8 months ago
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Well after a long vacation, it’s finally back to business as usual :-p
#gaypup
#coffeehasalmostcuredthejetlag
8 months ago
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Holy fucking jet lag
#iloveyouthoughtokyo
8 months ago
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Well that was an insane few weeks. Time for a vacation…but first, coffee :-p
#gaybdl
#noreallythatwasaninsanefewweeks
#noreallyalsoitsalmosttimeforvacation
8 months ago
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Making it count on this pi day ;-)
#gaywam
#pieintheface
#yesitsdifferentintherestoftheworldiknow
9 months ago
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Definitely didn’t get a diaper on in time ;-p
#gayomo
#gaypiss
#heyatleastnowimwarmer
loading . . .
9 months ago
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Having a pretty little sneakers Saturday in the KD 6s
#sneakerssaturday
#gaysinskirts
#gaypanties
9 months ago
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Kind of the opposite of fat cock Friday over here
#gaychastity
#teamlocked
#fatnubfridaydoesnthavethesameringtoit
9 months ago
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Everything was going fine until I tried to take a pic of the aftermath, at which point everything on my face decided to drop down…I was only awake enough to move one foot :-p
#gaywam
#pieintheface
10 months ago
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Brew faster!!!
#gaypup
#tiredpup
10 months ago
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I’m pretty sure these shorts would fall off if my diaper was dry…probably ;-)
#gaybdl
#notheywoulddefinitelyfalloff
10 months ago
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Please may I have some coffee…oh wait here’s some :-p
#gaypup
#coffeeiscoffeeingthismorning
10 months ago
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It doesn’t look that full does it?
#gaybdl
#pikapikabitches
#ithinktheresstillsomeroomintheback
10 months ago
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That didn’t take long ;-p
#gaywam
#pieintheface
10 months ago
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Well, pie in the face Tuesday happened ;-p
#pieintheface
#gaywam
#itsbeentoolongsincethishappened
10 months ago
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Anyone need a refill?
#gaysinskirts
#gaypup
#ivealreadyhadtwomightaswellmakeitthree
10 months ago
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What’s one of the best things about a jockstrap? It’s lots easier to put in a butt plug ;-)
#itwentinlotseasierthanitshouldhave
#apluggedbuttisahappybutt
10 months ago
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Definitely not awake on a mon…hey wait what?!?
#gaychastity
#teamlocked
#forrealthoughimnotawakeyet
11 months ago
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My husband told me to use the vibrating heating pad on my butt after slipping in some ice, and I…hope it’s winter forever
11 months ago
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It’s finally not freezing out! Now I can go for a walk :-p
#gaypup
#seriouslythoughitsbacktonormalout
11 months ago
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These shorts don’t hide nearly as much as I thought
#gaybdl
#atleastimcoverediguess
#thelinerdoesnothing
11 months ago
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First thought: I think I want to get Britbox Second thought: I am an old gay
11 months ago
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Pie in the face Tuesday is back!
#gaywam
#pieinthefacetuesday
11 months ago
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Getting ready for the game on Monday…with coffee
#gaypup
#coffeeisworkingovertimethismorning
11 months ago
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Feeling good on a Sunday in my Carmine 6s I haven’t worn in awhile, may as well finally make it for butts again ;-p
#sundaysareforbutts
#gaysinskirts
#gaypanties
11 months ago
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