John Asswipe
@carlos5834uhh.bsky.social
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I drank chai when I made this
I let my silly ahh lose it on a few occasions
5 months ago
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They sayin builder man touched the bacon thatās why he quiet
7 months ago
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Freak tf out NOW
7 months ago
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Donāt care, my crush thinks Iām funnyā¤ļøāš©¹
7 months ago
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Just told someone that theyāre all that except for the bag of chipsšÆ
7 months ago
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Would you let me hit your geek bar
7 months ago
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Important news, you can now preorder a chance to rub honey over my pecs when they get big for 10 dollars
7 months ago
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Bro I know you like girls
7 months ago
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If I have a daughter, Iām gonna call her 1x1x1x1
7 months ago
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The new Minecraft ghast lore has me crying. I was a villain all along
7 months ago
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Goo goo ga ga broā¦š„
7 months ago
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Rexplode has the largest nuts in mankind history.
7 months ago
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Just discovered rage baiting. Life has never felt more amazing
8 months ago
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Yall are afraid to be corny, I was born on the cob
8 months ago
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I am an artist and Bluesky is my paintbrush
8 months ago
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Wasp cup Wasp Cup Wascup Waxp cup No water Wasp
8 months ago
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Iām NEVER wearing a wig for ANYONE ever again
8 months ago
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My stomachs writing checks my asshole canāt cash
8 months ago
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BIRD UP!!!!!!!!!
8 months ago
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Cats prolly like āput the food in the bowlā or sumn. I thinkš±
8 months ago
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If I had tacos and sushi and antidepressantsā¦
8 months ago
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I went to your hood and they didnāt know you
8 months ago
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Repost if you dip your exposed nerve ending in the Wendyās frosty
8 months ago
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1738, ayy
8 months ago
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But Jesus we only have 2 fish and a loaf
8 months ago
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If I die on my period, whoās gonna take off my pad
8 months ago
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We are not ICE and we sell HRT
8 months ago
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La homofobia es muy estĆŗpida osea te enojas porque le dan pito a otro? Mi pana esos son celos
8 months ago
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CHIPOTLE: Reply with āBOWLICIOUSā for a free meal code! Deal lasts until 6/12!
8 months ago
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Losing my eakš
8 months ago
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How do you spell gonorea Gonorhaea gaunaria gonurhea End of post.
8 months ago
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I have a clit okay
8 months ago
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