I let my silly ahh lose it on a few occasions

They sayin builder man touched the bacon that’s why he quiet

Freak tf out NOW

Don’t care, my crush thinks I’m funny❤️‍🩹

Just told someone that they’re all that except for the bag of chips💯

Would you let me hit your geek bar

Important news, you can now preorder a chance to rub honey over my pecs when they get big for 10 dollars

Bro I know you like girls

If I have a daughter, I’m gonna call her 1x1x1x1

The new Minecraft ghast lore has me crying. I was a villain all along

Goo goo ga ga bro…🥀

Rexplode has the largest nuts in mankind history.

Just discovered rage baiting. Life has never felt more amazing

Yall are afraid to be corny, I was born on the cob

I am an artist and Bluesky is my paintbrush

Wasp cup Wasp Cup Wascup Waxp cup No water Wasp

I’m NEVER wearing a wig for ANYONE ever again

My stomachs writing checks my asshole can’t cash

BIRD UP!!!!!!!!!

Cats prolly like “put the food in the bowl” or sumn. I think🐱

If I had tacos and sushi and antidepressants…

I went to your hood and they didn’t know you

Repost if you dip your exposed nerve ending in the Wendy’s frosty

1738, ayy

But Jesus we only have 2 fish and a loaf

If I die on my period, who’s gonna take off my pad

We are not ICE and we sell HRT

La homofobia es muy estúpida osea te enojas porque le dan pito a otro? Mi pana esos son celos

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Losing my eak💔

How do you spell gonorea Gonorhaea gaunaria gonurhea End of post.

I have a clit okay