Stevil Kinevil
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Mr. Anti-Chaos And The No Fun Patrol.
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Roses are red, Iām hungry for snacks,
about 1 year ago
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Greg Bovino is 5'2".
6 days ago
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Just out here working on vacation.
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I am but a humble internet influencer.
Just kidding. The only thing I influence are deez nuts jokes. Because everyone is currently holidaying out, I'm gonna throw a short one in here for any who might be concerned. So, I scooted the hell o...
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11 days ago
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Iām watching āPluribusā. Itās very good, but I have to wonder- If one person blows a load, does everyone blow a load? I donāt think Iām mature enough to watch this.
12 days ago
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Today's post is the best new AHTBM post you'll read all day.
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Punching clouds.
Here we are at week four of eulogizing a friend who's died in as many weeks, the news of which left me breathless. Devin Curran, who's known by legions of people from Minneapolis to southern Californi...
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18 days ago
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Street League is the mallifcation skateboarding.
19 days ago
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Afeela? AFEELA DEEZ NUTS.
22 days ago
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Art is in the eye of the beholder.
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The gallery is open.
One of my favorite bits on this forum is the simi-regular 'art that doesn't suck' feature. In a world where aesthetics and a critical eye are not only not celebrated, but not even encouraged, or discu...
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25 days ago
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I'm out here in the salt mines for you.
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Unhinge, and say 'ahhh'.
I just spent the better part of an hour writing today's post only for it to slip into the ether. After pulling out all of my remaining hair for another 45 minutes, I'm going to try it again. So, as I ...
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about 1 month ago
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There's always time to party.
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Another day on which to waste away.
Remember though, not a one of us are guaranteed another. I'd remind you to use your time wisely, but you're here, deaf ears gonna deaf. So Hello, and welcome to the umpteen-thousandth post on the AHTB...
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about 1 month ago
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Yes, and thank you.
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1970 Chevrolet El Camino for sale by owner - Glendale, AZ - craigslist
LS5 454-powered 1970 El Camino with SS cowl induction trim. Ice cold factory air conditioning; and check out the custom 4x4 drivetrain. From that golden age of muscle cars, this fun and unique El...
https://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/cto/d/glendale-1970-el-camino-ss-454-4x4/7896468919.html
about 2 months ago
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First, coffee, then this.
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Here we go again.
Before we get into absolutely anything, I want to provide photo credit for today's header photo of Zeb taken by Jon MancusoĀ on their trip to Moab this weekend; I don't like asking people for the fruit...
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about 2 months ago
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For anyone who may have been curious, I can say without hesitation or doubt, that my name isnāt in the Epstein files.
about 2 months ago
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Some days itās just best to stay down.
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It's never a bad time to go back to bed.
'Bed rotting' is a term Ive learned recently, and apparently is a thing that kids are doing on an increasingly consistent basis. Amazing how the youth would rather waste away in bed than go out and ex...
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about 2 months ago
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Woke communist nonsense. Everyone knows real Americans live to cause traffic jams for Jesus.
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about 2 months ago
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Besides a cup of coffee, this is all you need.
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Brick by brick.
Writing these weekly posts is not unlike building a brick wall. Each piece is set down, adhered into place with the save button, and then I move onto the next, with the glaring difference being that t...
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2 months ago
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Just a real quick FYI/funfact for anyone who's interested- This is who originally coined the term 'emo'.
2 months ago
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Happy black cat appreciation day.
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What day is it again?
Perhaps I should apologize for buggering up my posting schedule last week but I plum forgot that Monday was Monday, and kinda thought it was Tuesday... Or maybe no one even noticed and it was just me ...
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2 months ago
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Don't even bother if you don't love to party.
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The first bite of your today sandwich.
In right now's day and age, it's far too easy to try and force one's self to choke down every single news bite and challenge that's thrown at us simultaneously, which is not only almost impossible, bu...
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3 months ago
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The trick is to constantly make shitty art so no one, AI included, has any inclination to rip you off.
3 months ago
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I asked someone who knows AI pretty well, and he said he wasnāt sure if this was. I like this. But not if itās AI. Or if Iām on mushrooms.
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3 months ago
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A real banner day over here.
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Another day, another reason to stay afloat.
Right from the jump today, I'll start by reposting this very important video I first had here eight years ago; I still love it so, so much. I should probably just leave it at that, but I'll get down t...
https://allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manifesto/another-day-another-reason-to-stay-afloat
3 months ago
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Some Antifa thugs just came up to me and the leader said I had something on my shirt, and when I looked down he flicked my nose and then knocked my hat off of my head. When will this madness end?
3 months ago
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I believe the proper Missourian response is āfair to miIddlinā.
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3 months ago
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Assholes, everywhere.
3 months ago
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A weekly momentary distraction.
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Tuesday time machine.
First things first, please allow me to direct you to the updated and almost complete list of Revolting Music Picks. I've been dropping the ball pretty solidly for at least a few months, and was inspir...
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3 months ago
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Iām obsessed with this little thing. Who could have guessed that most of lifeās quandaries could be temporarily quelled with a toy?
3 months ago
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There sure are a lot of stepsisters getting stuck in clothes dryers these days. I would think safety concerns such as this would be the appliance manufactures' number one priority.
3 months ago
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Even still, I bet Kansas got laid a ton.
3 months ago
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Just call me Colt Stevers.
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I broke myself again.
I'll never learn. I went out early on Thursday withĀ Zac and Smokey to get some laps in at a local paved pump track. Smokey was on his dirt jumper, and Zac and I were on skateboards. It had been five y...
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3 months ago
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Of all days, today would be the one to dine and dash at a Christian owned restaurant and just leave your shoes behind.
3 months ago
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How committed am I to AHTBM and Revolting? I still record and post even on The Raptureā¢Ā©Ā®
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If you need me, I'll be right here.
But not before doing my duty here at the shabby pulpit. It was at some point in the last couple of weeks when I wroteĀ this ode to my new bike, (it's the best new bike) and it was in response to said o...
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3 months ago
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I wonder if all of the people who think they are going to be raptured on Tuesday will go to work that day just in case.
3 months ago
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Sean Hannity may be a total douche bag, but at least heās also a piece of shit.
4 months ago
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There are not enough naps to recover from current times.
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Well, duh.
Everything's fine. Totally fine... Just kidding. It totally isn't.Ā In this time of government officials and pundits alike condemning an assassination based on a 'difference of opinion', I can't help ...
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4 months ago
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"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion, so now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all." -Sir Arthur Charles Clarke
4 months ago
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Yeah, shit sucks right now, but at least you donāt live in Huntington Beach.
4 months ago
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I was just notified I didnāt win the powerball today, so folks will have to wait a bit longer before I tell them all to eat shit and vanish forever.
4 months ago
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āOh Stevil, you really outdid yourself today buddy.ā
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Checking in from the outer banks of wherever.
For what it's worth, I'm not here right now. I am in my mind, but in body, in the same old gutter i always am. No, like always I conjured the title up in regard to a couple of missives I've received f...
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4 months ago
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Lets go to the park and break bottles.
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Oh, to be a kid again.
Anyone who'ds darkened any one of my particular corners over the last 18 years behind the pulpit of avoiding the bummer life is aware of my stance regarding being kid in the vacant lot.Ā We've all bee...
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4 months ago
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But bicyclists.
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4 months ago
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Made show hot takes that aren't.
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drop bars, not bombs.
Lotta people talking, but few of them know. It was through Joe Murray I stumbled acrossĀ this piece about the shenanigans going on at this year's Leadville 100; The only thing I have to say about that ...
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4 months ago
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Itās gonna be a good week.
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Portland, ahoy.
I have two or three things to discuss here today, and none of them is Tierra. Firstly, I want to say how badass Shimano is, as I have recently taken delivery of an entire Di2 GRX 1X 12 speed group; Th...
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5 months ago
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Vape=watermelon dickwater.
5 months ago
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Welcome to the Shitocracy.
5 months ago
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Just go back to sleep.
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Go ahead and lay down a spell.
Painting via the High Museum. Ā Jumping off from the jump- Here's a pretty wild thing that came to me recently via Morgan. So, we're all pretty aware that Steven Frank Albini died last year, but what ...
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5 months ago
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Blah bla blah bla blah....
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More jibber jabber.
I realize the irony that I rail on and on about the amount of noise coming from the internet, and I remain a constant contributor to it. I'm not entirely sure how to reconcile my own part in it aside ...
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5 months ago
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PSA: If youāre at a bar, and $7.00 is too much for a shot, you should not be at a bar.
5 months ago
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Wiping front to back is totally 2000. Side to side is the new hotness.
5 months ago
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I just cracked an egg into a pan and it was black and I donāt think Iām ever going to recover.
5 months ago
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It's me. I was the ringleader.
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250520 SF ONLYINSF STORYVIDEO BeeRAD
YouTube video by Brendan Bradley
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5 months ago
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