A real banner day over here. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...

Some Antifa thugs just came up to me and the leader said I had something on my shirt, and when I looked down he flicked my nose and then knocked my hat off of my head. When will this madness end?

I believe the proper Missourian response is ‘fair to miIddlin’.

Assholes, everywhere.

A weekly momentary distraction. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...

I’m obsessed with this little thing. Who could have guessed that most of life’s quandaries could be temporarily quelled with a toy?

There sure are a lot of stepsisters getting stuck in clothes dryers these days. I would think safety concerns such as this would be the appliance manufactures' number one priority.

Even still, I bet Kansas got laid a ton.

Just call me Colt Stevers. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...

Of all days, today would be the one to dine and dash at a Christian owned restaurant and just leave your shoes behind.

How committed am I to AHTBM and Revolting? I still record and post even on The Rapture™©® allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...

I wonder if all of the people who think they are going to be raptured on Tuesday will go to work that day just in case.

Sean Hannity may be a total douche bag, but at least he’s also a piece of shit.

There are not enough naps to recover from current times. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...

"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion, so now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all." -Sir Arthur Charles Clarke

Yeah, shit sucks right now, but at least you don’t live in Huntington Beach.

I was just notified I didn’t win the powerball today, so folks will have to wait a bit longer before I tell them all to eat shit and vanish forever.

“Oh Stevil, you really outdid yourself today buddy.” allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...

Lets go to the park and break bottles. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...

But bicyclists.

Made show hot takes that aren't. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...

It’s gonna be a good week. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...

Vape=watermelon dickwater.

Welcome to the Shitocracy.

Just go back to sleep. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...

Blah bla blah bla blah.... allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...

PSA: If you’re at a bar, and $7.00 is too much for a shot, you should not be at a bar.

Wiping front to back is totally 2000. Side to side is the new hotness.

I just cracked an egg into a pan and it was black and I don’t think I’m ever going to recover.

It's me. I was the ringleader. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkkZ...

Rip the cord, and pop the head, or however, that saying goes. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...

From me, for you. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...

And also meanwhile, the father of a guy I messengered with played softball with Ted’s brother when he ultimately blew the whistle on him. Oh, I also have an uncle.

I read a theory yesterday that we're all dead, which confirms my long standing theory that we're all dead. Anyway, here's a new post and episode of Revolting. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...

Jesus wept. How could anyone who watched Indiana Jones mistake the Nazis for the good guys?

That Kristi person’s skin is super fucked up… It’s like she’s rotting from the inside.

Good.

‘Weirdo’ was easier to type than ‘short, balding, Russian shill wearing a stupid hat’.

Just a couple of bright spots in the day. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...

If I had a heart, it would be all warm and shit. nsmb.com/articles/hac...

Fun fact: Among ranchers, a “proud boy” is a gelded horse who thinks he still has balls. Use that as you wish.

Say brother, can you spare a can't? allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...

My OCD compels me. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...

A brief, light-hearted interlude. allhailtheblackmarket.com/blogs/manife...

Unknown Seizures.

I think it’s time that we revisit the theory that ‘Murder She Wrote’s’ Jessica Fletcher was a serial killer.

I’m beginning to think that the federal government doesn’t really care about its constituents.

Wheres the vapid twit when LA needs her? www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwvA...

I’ve never in my life trusted Stephens.

All through the 80s and 90s this picnic table existed in the Oakland Hills. Moss had grown where someone had carved and I loved it. I tried to track at least this plank down after the table had been removed but to no avail.