Tree toughs gather in obvious places to intimidate folks who climb by

Woman acclimating to knee prostheses not ready to trust it off leash

Neighbors still haven't taken down Christmas icicles

Palliative care patient rallies—comforts EOL care robot suffering Windows blue screen

Woman recovering from knee surgery glad for new book she simply can't get up and easily walk away from

BigBuddy 4000 heater vows to "Crush. Kill. Destroy." competition

Giraffes don't learn from Star-Belly Sneetches

Ant colony white-knuckles through another family vacation #entomology

Inuit, Sámi scramble for dozens of new words for snowmelt

Gil Gerard, hero of 25th century, somehow dead in 21st

Obstreperous bookworms ransack Little Free Real Estate Listing Library in high-minded rage

Marine predator the size of bus ferried prey along ancient river service stops 66 million years ago

Geriatrics step on Washington in remonstration of mall closings

Fencepost turtle new Harvard legacy admit

Scooter McCain grounded after bouncing 8th AD Skyraider off deck of Navy flattop

Clipped! Another former child actor arrested for meth, assault, Trump support

Neunundneunzig Luftballons treffen auf ein Lufthansa

Battleship New Jersey embraces reputation for colorful, profanity-laced signal flagging

Guy doesn't know what makes him buy the crap he buys

Jack Finney recognized with Lifetime Achievement Award

Wordle releases three-fifths scale model ⬛🟨🟨 🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩

MA woman crashes into cranberry bog, adds sugar, comes to boil

FBI releases Bigfoot's official file per family's request

Guy up watching yet another Accident Case Study: A Case Study

Stoics, stones break man's bones

Broccoli stalk soup keeps showing up at chickpea's workplace

33 pages abducted from vintage sci-fi paperback

Couch potato with Bradycardia tries to think of it like having the resting heart rate of an elite sleeping athlete

Jack and Jill head back downhill after Jack never supported her career

Man-apes begin cord cutting after cascade of extraterrestrial streaming services they're expected to pay for becomes unbearable

Hudson Pewter can't hit splitter

Doctor resorts to bringing male doctor with her so patients take her seriously when she calls them hypocondriacs

Tea company pioneering modern British biscuit is Peak Frean

Neurodivergent woman coaches HR dept on her right to vibrating footmat, headphones, doodlepad

Human Evolutionary Studies major learned to smile at parents to motivate them to continue providing care

Paper just feels like it's dragging all the time

Doctor proposes pioneering new treatment for medical jargon-filled term for symptoms patient has just told us

Popular new OnlyFans site just script consultant assuring writers they nailed their inciting incident

Praying mantis can't seem to ditch awkward guy at garden party

Origami fortune teller not mincing words about man's upcoming kidney stone

Guy's muse screws pooch

Ladders keep pranking ladder with handicap

Novel virus already complaining about neighborhood influx of nouveau virus

Deconsecrated church welcomes new spiritual admonisher

Dilbert finding "immense" happiness since being cancelled

Late blooming Neanderthal didn't go extinct from interbreeding with modern humans until 1979

Set designer backs dialogue coach in narrative conflict with sound engineer

Weatherman uses tropical storm as excuse to command set like psychotic evangelist

Book quite the page turner