Faxing still exists to create a barrier to document submission for the sole purpose of increasing revenue by: A. extending fee periods (since whatever it is "can't" officially cancel until documents are submitted) B. charging late fees There is nothing—NOTHING—that will convince me otherwise.

In what world does it make sense for ANY type of corn chip to cost the same per ounce as beef jerky?! Oh, it's this one. Fuck, I hate it here.

When your feet are on the edge of a sock size range, new socks are never going to fit quite right. It's a curse that millions live with and nobody cares.

Following up on the "Steel Lynx" token from the other day, I also made a #battlemap token (in #Inkarnate) for a "Lockheed Optic-X." This is a flying surveillance drone favored by many Shadowrunners. Again, if you want it, take it and use it. #Shadowrun #ActualPlay #TTRPG #TTRPGCommunity

It's easy to say from the sidelines (I don't own a games company that will suffer by skipping events) but companies really need to skip events with even a whiff of Gen AI about them. Cause if they keep thinking they can get away with it, they will... and in a few years, you'll lose that bag anyway.

My friend in #ArcRaiders: "I hope we run into folks so I can blast em!" On contact, immediately opens fire. Me in Arc Raiders: Spams [Don't Shoot] emote. "Hey buddy, just chillin'. Want some olives?" One of us DEFINITELY won't survive an actual apocalypse event.

Did I have things I wanted to accomplish this weekend? Yes, I did. Did I just put over 24 hours into Arc Raiders instead? Stop judging me, get off my back, jeez!

Here's a #battlemap token I made (in Inkarnate) for our #Shadowrun #ActualPlay to represent a "Steel Lynx," which is a sort of wheeled mini-tank. This one is armed with rotating barrel chaingun. If it might have a place in something you are doing, absolutely take and use it. #TTRPG #TTRPGCommunity

Meet tonight's Shadowrunners for our State of the Union side hustle. We're live on Twitch tonight (Wednesday) for Session 1 of a short #Shadowrun #ActualPlay campaign, streamed simultaneously on www.twitch.tv/scxrlet64 www.twitch.tv/kikiclownmen... www.twitch.tv/dndenial 430p ET / 730p PT

How does my job expect me to focus on "work" when I got session 1 of a new TTRPG campaign tonight?

$239?! I hope it's got some amazing features!

I think my package might be out for delivery... Automated systems doing good things for our world 😒

Doing some last minute prep for session, I order pizza. They always get here faster than I anticipate (~25 min) so I go downstairs after 20, not wanting to leave them hanging at building's front door. Of course this will be the time it takes them an hour, for no reason at all. #TTRPG #dmProblems

Generic white guys referring to other generic white guys as generic white guys will never not be funny to me.

You know, it's called a defibrillator, but I've never heard anyone ay, "Back up, I gotta defibrillate this guy!"

I hate everything about it. I hate that I noticed it happening. I hate that they are doing it. I hate that Google AI is on top of every search. I hate that the AI overview had a tight summary. I hate it.

It's just gonna get worse...

Which system completely changed your perspective on what tabletop RPGs could be? #ttrpg #dnd #rpg #meme

Why no one told me about Stardew Valley?! Today, as I pet the dog I got the message, "Crash loves you" and I guess I really needed to hear that today.

Might I suggest that, instead of "Eldritch Knight," we call them: Swizards?

69 hours to go Hehe Check out Daemon Eater: An Eldritch Apocalypse TTRPG by Glenn Randall Buettner on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/211...

Someone said, "At least she's an actress you can fantasize about and you know she's a virgin" and... We may be cooked, fam.

On tonight's menu, Eat the Reich, a fantastic little TTRPG where you play vampire commandos slaughtering their way through scores of knotzees to get to shitler and drain him dry. It's a fkn good time. #TTRPG #TTRPGCommunity #EatTheReich

Dear Uber Drivers, I'm sorry you have to wait til the next time I use Uber to get your rating and tip. I promise it'll be 5 stars and on the generous side, but I absolutely won't remember til I get prompted the next time I open the app. I'm trying to be better but it's just... a lot these days.

Quote with your first anime.

Did I TPK my players last night to get one out of the way before fighting mind flayers as a player in tonight's stream? Course not! Am I hoping proximity to one TPK keeps me away from another? Look, we find our fortune where we can. We're on tonight @ www.twitch.tv/dndenial #ActualPlay #TTRPG

TPK in the Death House... I guess Ravenloft will need to call some other victi—er... heroes through the mist.

Oh, shit! I've DMed this campaign before!

A friend writes: I saw someone's post somewhere that talked about how their nine-year-old and all his friends have started using "That's AI" instead of "I don't believe you." Mom: "We're having dinosaur meat for dinner tonight." Kid: "That's AI."

Y'all, I didn't expect @avantris.bsky.social to go THIS hard with "The Crooked Moon." OK, a huge Kickstarter campaign, so I figured it would be professionally produced... but SIX HUNDRED PLUS pages?! And absolutely beautiful, with intense artwork throughout. They really poured their love into this.

It's Tuesday night! We're on www.twitch.tv/dndenial for our DnD Space Opera #ActualPlay "Beyond the Stellar Veil." Come say hi as we shoot across the stars, chased by dragons and gangsters and dragon gangsters! #TTRPG #TTRPGCommunity

I tried to find my player alarming trigger statements and then just say them all the time. I figured it would dilute them and they'd lose their power. Instead, now my players are just terrified of everything I say.

*quietly closes the laptop on TOLK-BORG*

Compiling Shaders... 😠

I've read Dragon Wing 7 times. Can you guess why?

If you are an uber driver, having your radio tuned to a politically biased media program is certainly a choice...

I just want to play my silly make-believe pretend games with my silly friends, but shitty people keep doing bullshit, making me spend energy and resources there and not on silly make-believe pretend games. Could all the shitheels in the world maybe just... not? That would be super helpful, thanks.

Be mindful, ya'll.

Oh, ya think?

We're streaming our DnD #ActualPlay, "Beyond the Stellar Veil," a space-based DnD campaign (not-Spelljammer). I'm playing The Captain, captain of the "Rascal's Rose." We're on the run from syndicates and dragons, but it's gonna be fine™. Stop by and say hi! www.twitch.tv/dndenial #TTRPG

Great, another industry that'll lobby against reforms to keep schools safe...

I'm so excited for this, y'all have no idea www.kickstarter.com/projects/mar...

Ya'll, this has been 3 years in the making and it's finally on #Kickstarter! I'm so excited for Kervin @forwhygames.bsky.social to release this. If you don't know him and you're a #BoardGames enthusiast, you should be following him on all social media platforms. www.kickstarter.com/projects/mar...

I wore this shirt into D.C. today and let me just say: You can definitely tell which protesters play #Helldivers 2.

The weekend has arrived. Time to binge JoJo's Bizarre Adventure while I do my DM/GM prep. I got so many #Shadowrun modules to build into #FoundryVTT... will I finish the prep or the series first? Who can say. #TTRPG #TTRPGCommunity

Filling out the consent sheet for a #FabulaUltima campaign, I decided to abbreviate it as consent Form. Something about sending a GM I've never played with before a document called "Danny_FUCS" felt a smidge injudicious. 🤪 ANYWAY, looking forward to adding a new game to my played list! #TTRPG

Gamemaster Me: "Why do my players INSIST on adopting every NPC they meet?!" Player Me: "Hey, buddy, we got you beat. But we don't have to keel you, Just join our crew; we pay well!" So far, we've added bugbear, a baby god, 3 robots, bounty hunter, assassin, spy, and an ex-chicken. #TTRPG #DnD

Ya'll, I think Eddie's running an insurance scam... this is like, his 7th dead wife!

We're on www.twitch.tv/dndenial for Beyond the Stellar Veil, played most Tuesday nights at 730p ET with @dndenial.bsky.social @thespeedofcandy.bsky.social @dmkatie.bsky.social and @davidjoneskrause.bsky.social LAYZ0RZ and hot NPCs in SPACE! (... and a demon chicken?) #ActualPlay #TTRPG #DnD

As I write the script for my graphic series, I worry that I'm doing a bad job at pacing. Maybe I'm spending too many panels on some unimportant detail—or not enough on something that needs it. I'm afraid I'm jumping between scenes too much or nerfing the impact of big moments. #IndieComics #Comics