At first i thought it was a red ring around the moon and i was like o shit Then i started to see the other colours I am truly blessed 🙂‍↕️

I JUST SAW A FUCKIN NIGHT RAINBOW

I just went to load my bong with my antidepressants instead of eating them

Also they decided to tell us they were splitting the week my therapist is on leave Thanks guys real considerate of you

A 4am conversation with my mum about the random family dinner they had planned The reason was ✨divorce✨

Who has my pocket pussy!?

Im stuck in waiting mode and it is pure undiluted suffering

Can someone please tell my gardener to look at his phone pls

What i assume about you based on how you refer to your period Shark week: you are a man or man adjacent Aunt flow: you have already gone through menopause Cotton mouse: you are filled with absolute whimsy Blood moon has risen once again: nerd

I never want to take my Christmas decorations down they make me too happy 😔

Okay okay rant over time for a snack

And the video wasn't even about that it was about music like literally just shut the fuck up you proudly uneducated twat flaps

The whole comment section was filled with crusty old white people going on about how its always been dreadlocks and they shouldn't have to change the way they speak and everyone is so sensitive now and oh did you bob Marley called them that so its okay for us to be intentional ignorant hahahah

White dude asked his daughter why she was saying locs instead of dreads and when she explained he was like "oh so they are just the same thing then I'll keep saying dreads lol" and kept saying it and it was clearly making her uncomfortable

God people wind me up

Saw an old man on the bus today He got on and then got up a stop later (less than a minute away) And i thought ah he must be real tired or something bless him He got of the bus and i shit you not started sprinting down the road and did not stop I will think about him for the rest of my life

I want to be looked aftered like a hungry little puppy that got found in the snow

Im hungry but the food is where the people are

I don't humour unexpected guests like a child i ignore them and go to bed early like an adult

Ignorant greasy haired white boys tend to bring out the rage in me

Okay okay im done being a grumpy bitch 🙂‍↕️

Also there seemed to be a lot of anger about vocal stims changing when know memes come out as if that not literally how it works ITS MIRRORING SOUNDS THAT GIVE YOU DOPAMINE OF COURSE PEOPLE CAN GET FREQUENT NEW ONES

"vocal stims are fake because its just a bunch of people being quirky and quoting shit memes" "If your not getting bullied it doesn't count" My guy tell me you know nothing about echolalia and masking

If YOU DON'T FLAP YOUR HANDS IN PUBLIC YOU'RE A FAKE!!! Okay mate i did until i was ruthlessly bullied and now i just gnaw the insides of my cheeks bloody for what Shits and Giggles!? (If you flap i love you i have nothing against flapping just knob heads 🙂‍↕️)

Accidentally forgot myself and commented on an Instagram post so im now looking forward to a bunch of white dudes telling me why im wrong

Im gonna crochet a fat ass capybara

I wish to live in a nest

I need my Christmas decorations up now

I want an alarm cock (Wake me up with it in)

Does anyone else's man wake up in the middle of the night fiddle with yo tiddies a bit then go straight back to sleep?

HE REPLIED YOUR BITCH IS SMOKING GOOD TONIGHT

Thought my gardener finally replied buT It WAs JUSt DuOLINGO 😭

Sometimes i want to bite into a raw egg like an apple i have a similar craving for lightbulbs

Ah yes the perfect meal deal drink

My boyfriend asked me if eggs were sweet or savoury today

Hmm time for a little snack me thinks (My antidepressants)

The people that like my post are so fucking cool i love you cunts more then you could possibly know

My friends brother said me seeing pixies live didn't count because no kim deal well fuck you cos ive seen the breeders too motherfucker

I got into pixies because of fight club and i have now seen where is my mind performed live 4 times

WEEEEEEED PLEASE COME BACK TO ME IM SORRY I SMOKED YOU SO MUCH TO THE POINT I CAN NO LONGER AFFORD TO FULLFIL MYSELF PLEASE IM SORRY I LOVE YOU 😭😭😭

Was as at a family gathering and i was like 'yeah i was born on a Wednesday so im full of woe' and mum look me dead in the eye and said 'you we're born on a Tuesday and you're just depressed'

On my woe is me type shit

I CUT OF MY RAT TAILS AND THREW THEM AWAY AND I JUST REALISED I COULD HAVE ATTACHED THEM TO HAIR CLIPS AND KEPT THEM 😭😭😭

As soon as i started caring about likes i became miserable and left Its time to cherish the connections i make and chat shit regardless of veiws 🙂‍↕️

I hate being mixed in the winter months if feel like a printer losing ink

My boyfriend watches fish shows and when hes see's a big fish he'll go 'wow that must be a 6 footer' and I'll go 'six futas where!?' I think he wants a divorce

I want my own dingaling that's made out of me

I be like i wish i could have a penis and people be like 'erm have you heard of a strap??' ITS NOT THE SAMEEEE

If i had a cock of my own

I wish i could turn off ai