Birthday fit 🎂

Ended my birthday with a lush bath bomb and a joint 🫧🍃

I fucking love bugs

Old man 🙂‍↕️

Its the day of my birth yeet

I will never trust soup

Its always windiest when i put on gloss or try and smoke outside

Im meeting a friend for the first time today yeeeet

Sometimes they way i speak causes me to feel genuine pain

Good morn bsky how are we toodizzle

Im going to eat my boyfriend dude looks like food

I dont eat my feelings i burn them 🔥🍃

One time out of nowhere i decided to attempt a handstand for the first time and i put full effort into it no fear style and my body just crumpled to the floor in a sad pile i don't even think i left the ground

I may not be able to tell the time or spell spagetty but at least i can do this *Burns long pasta*

My tits are boobs and i never learned how to spell

I honestly just fucking love beads they're so satisfying all the different shapes and colours yesss put me in the bead pit

I want carbonara again i feel it in my bones

I want to be covered head to toe in crystals and pearls

Being in ur 20s is weird because i know people that have literally birthed a child and i know others that still don't know how to load a dishwasher

The scary feeling was just my hair ✨

Queef

Its wooper for me

I dream of the seaside almost every night without fail

I want to dance to frog music

What i wouldn't give to see you on your knees

If you loved me enough it wouldn't hurt when i bite you

I think it's actually really unfair that i want to savage people with my teeth as a show of affection but they never let me because of some bullshit like biting hurts

I want to eqt my lizard

Read the words velvet seam and will never recover

Quiche scares me

I bought a mass of 'junk' jewellery off of vinted and i can't wait to sort through it

Boys in skirts

Im gonna lay face down in the bath and cry until I drown in my tears

Big fucking ouch :'c

You should probably go smoke some weed and have a wank

Dinosaurs eating people, dinosaurs in love

Its going to take me 4 years to save for the tattoo i want

Whats in that custard???

Im scared of teletubbies

Its raining yay

I just realised my pinned post has my old name on it BOOOOO

Female gaze slutty > male gaze slutty

Wake up early, smoke, have some sloppy back braking morning sex, smoke some more and then go back to sleep ✨

I feel absolutely feral at the moment i need an ice shower or something

I fear my makeup is too normal

All my lighters are empty and instead of refilling them like a normal person ive just been struggling about it

OH MY GOD WOMEN 🥵

I feel like ive not done a proper gutteral sob session in a while and its probably overdue

Does anyone feel like wednesday season 2 felt kinda rushed through? Like it was kinda just reveal after reveal there was no slow burn or tension like the first season I still liked it tho and will be watching season 3 when it comes out

Dean Winchester