No one understands my art

Why's he gotta be asleep when I want to argue with him

Unless...

I mean I'm high but I'm not that high

My boyfriend says he's sees no face in the fire and then just fell asleep?

I'm so confused 😭

Bro??

So I was going through the photos I took of my fire and I think I may have caught a ghost or some shit

QTP with a gif of your favourite Pokémon! (Wrong answers only)

First fire of the year

Just asked my boyfriend how old his twin is there's literally no hope for me 😭

This time I learnt that his insurance bounced and that he collects interesting coins

Every time I pick up dude gives me a little fun fact a tidbit if you will and I absolutely love it Man's like a Snapple that gets you high

I wasn't made for the world of technology I was made to live in a mushroom house and have woodlouse friends

AUTOMATICALLY DOWNLOADING AN AI CHAT BOT NAHH THIS PHONE DESERVES BIN

It automatically downloaded roblox twice but not WhatsApp??? I didn't even have roblox once I'm so confused 😭

At least this phone has a built in calculator my last one didn't for fuck knows why

Please please let me know peace (I can't remember which keyboard app I had installed and I hate this one with my whole being)

WHY WOULD I WANT MORE THAN ONE BLOCK BUSTER GAME PLEASE PLEASE STOP DOWNLOADING DIFFERENT VARIATIONS OF MAHJONG IF ONE MORE SOLITAIRE APP GETS DOWNLOADED I WILL LOSE MY ACTUAL SHIT

When did setting up a phone required so much effort For what reason did it feel the need to download and entire app store worth of old people games upon launch Please leave me alone they are downloading faster than I can delete them

Except for ants (which are insistent on trying to live with me despite my phobia) the can stay in the outside

I want the outside inside you get me?

And this is why im addicted to comment sections this shit is too funny 😭

You'd think it impossible for one to be able to overthink and underthink simultaneously but here i am excelling at it against all odds

Hullo 🦐

I thought a god complex was a gun for longer than id like to admit

PICK UP DAY PERHAPS I WILL FINALLY FIND SOME SENSE OF PEACE

And we've circled right back to meat

Refering to genitals as your meat and spuds is the kind of whimsy i bring to a relationship

I actually feel so sick

Me this morning: ah yeh moss imma right, better take good care of that meat suit ✨ Me now: pure undiluted fury ✨

I just feel like I have so much anger that i feel i should be able to go kaiju mode and just burn it all down but instead all that happens is i sit here and seethe

At least frog exist so there's that

I keep seeing a trend of people being like 'i wouldn't kill for my kid' 'i wouldn't go to prison for my kid' good for you I'd rip a mans throat out like a rabid dog before i let him lay a hand on my kid

Sorry for rage posting but im home alone so it's either this or scream into the void

Im just fucking done i feel so helpless like im literally watching the world burn and the people who can do something about it are pouring gasoline on the flames and laughing right at me

I remember badly cutting my arm at 11 trying to shave my arm hair because the concept of remaining hairless had already wormed it's way into my brain

Im honestly violent

A whole generation being groomed at once Rage doesn't even come close

The fact that my whole childhood was influenced by nonces is destroying me All the things targeted at teen girls the magazines with grown shirless men on them (which band member is your perfect date?), brands selling lacy underwear, perfumes with names like Desire and Passion Im sick to the core

Some times the vibes take over and i start moving around like a freaky little moss creature because i forget people can see me

Ive been going around the village collecting moss and bringing it back to my moss shelf

My dreams feel so intense and real and all the characters and settings repeat constantly it feels like my brain has made its own world and every day i wake up feeling 0 rested

✨meat✨

Be nice to your meat even if its faulty its not its fault and its your job to love it

Everybody is assigned a bunch of meat on birth you're only job is took look after it as if it is the most important thing in your life And as a fun little bonus you can decorate it and stuff 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Also pretending my body is a giant baby that its my job to take care of has similar positive effects Especially when i need to regulate or self soothe

Pretending im an alien inhabiting a human body which i think of as my pet has really put an interesting vibe on menial self care tasks

At first i thought it was a red ring around the moon and i was like o shit Then i started to see the other colours I am truly blessed 🙂‍↕️

I JUST SAW A FUCKIN NIGHT RAINBOW