I think drag race should hire me simply because their lighting of the MainStage is shit and it annoys me.

Today on my one millionth season 17 rewatch: Suzie making grabby hands for Lydia

It’s show week which means it’s time to live my goth fantasy 🤩

I wish I had money to see Suzie right now… once I get my degree I will be insufferable about drag shows fear not.

Sooooooo, I might be sick from inhaling too much haze 🤩

Shout out to the dance show I’m sound opping for

I just finished doing the lighting design for my very first dance piece!

I think all drag race contestants should be required to show their pets and tell us a little bit about them.

SUZIE TOOT IS A LIAR‼️‼️‼️

Suzie Toot… you have one day

I would like to shout out Suzie Toot as these photos and looks were included in our pre-prelims for our drag version of sweet charity💞

Two days until Suzie is the Halloween liar

Is it a lesbian thing to really love stickers?

My favourite thing right now: adding sound effects to Sweet Charity to make it even more campy than it already is.

Three days until Suzie Toot has forgotten Suzieween

Almost got a Suzie Toot cameo but I am too broke

Suzie, you have four days left of January and Suzieween announcements….

5 days until Suzie once again becomes a liar

Suzie, you have six days to announce Suzieween in the month of January

Update, we ended up choosing a drag version of sweet charity @suzietoot.bsky.social this is your fault (I am so excited)

One of my favourite things to do is read just for the sake of finding my name in them. More particularly, my last name/drag name.

Suzie has 7 days to announce Suzieween winners in the month of January

Suzie had eight days to announce the Suzieween winners in January. Join me as I see if Suzie Toot is a liar or not as I go through my camera roll. (The first photo is what a led source four looks like without the barrel)

Update: a gay guy came for this take and low-key proved my point

Do gay guys just not like whimsy??? Where are your crafts??????????

I am low-key obsessed with pickles.

Suzieween…. we still think about you

A photo of me in 2016? Girl I was 10 (for 26 days lol) I’m pretty sure these photos are actually from early 2017 🫡

Fun fact: I am a registered belayer (I make sure you don’t fall when climbing)

Just wanna come on here and mention that my gaydar went off for my next door neighbours and this happened: They also are Tooters so Suzie Toot is really bringing lesbians together

Suzanne… return to your lesbians….

Update: stayed and found some people to hang out with 10/10 will be back next week Also whoever said that you can’t have fun sober was wrong, I became the star of the night without a sip.

I’m at a viewing party for CDR and I thought there would be more lesbians lmao. These gays be spilling spoilers behind me and I’m like, well damn. Maybe I should just go home.

About to go back to Toronto for school :) to many more drag based projects to come!

Watch the Suzieween winners get revealed either January 31 or October 1. (I desperately need to go to bed but thought this was funny, we’ll see if I regret this tomorrow)

TOOTERS I GET TO SOUND DESIGN CABARET FOR SCHOOL I LOVE GETTING A TECHNICAL THEATRE DEGREE!!!!

I now have so many stupid photos of Kori King that no one else has… the power

I WAS IN FACT CORRECT, KORI DID IN FACT THINK THE GIG WAS IN AMERICA

THIS CAMEO IS GOLD

I GOT MY CAMEO!!!!!

Sami Landri having her Suzie Toot moment with fashion comment is frying me

I have yet to get my cameo, will I even get it? Who knows.

Waiting for my Kori cameo is like waiting for a bomb to drop

My guess for Suzie’s cat name is something old like Bernadette or “Burnie” for short or on the opposite side, something dumb like Gary.

I’m low-key getting scared for this Kori King cameo I bought. Will update when I randomly receive it tomorrow

I decided to get my first cameo… happy belated birthday gift to me!

Watching Mistresses new video and Jorgeous goes “she really represents for the autistic, non-binary, ADHD” why did I need to be called out????

Put my Dad in drag the other day and he has claimed “Susan Desist” as his drag name. I would like to thank Suzie Toot for the name inspiration and Susan requested (threatened me) to not have her photos posted online. So instead enjoy photos of Suzie Toot & co:

What if I said that I’ve been planning war on the catwalk gifts and I’m making a guide to Canada?