Another Tohongan warrior

What do you morons do with these egg yolks that you're so afraid of? Throw them in the trash like a pit?

She chowin on my gherkin til I throw up

when patrick star said leedleleedle i felt that

Tryna add Goochland, Virginia to my "want to visit" list on maps

The Beautiful Mail-Wench received my package gracefully. "Where would you like to send this?" she asked. "Assawoman Virginia 23302."

Underglow on the lifted night woods piss. White stream, pink head

Goin badass mode on this toilet rn. Major league.

Average rectangular prism: NEEEEEEEEB Average rhombus: bowWOWchikka wow wow, bowWOW chikka..

Do 100 jumping jacks to become male Do 100 jumping jills to become female again

Milk chug chingled with the sound of fresh milk

Mandate of Heaven for whoever eats the most hotdogs at the Nathan's hotdog eating contest

girlfriends hate it when their boyfriends make art instead of watch netflix

Throwback to ebola and isis

Apparently trump was just sighted with new rubber ducky in his bathtub

*watching beer commercial on tv Holy shit i fucking love pissing omg

Pissing in the short urinal just makes my little micro peepee feel so RIGHT

La cretura is a real being that lives in a cave en mexico and swallows spelunkers for fetishistic purposes

Somebody is out there reading anne frank diary once a year. Every conceivable guy exists

Maga advocates for the death of the innocents

Meat feces

You know how if you eat a bunch of food you become obese? How bout if you eat a bunch of werewolf particles you become obeast

Homunculì, Homunculà

Black mirror: WHO LOVES CELEBRITIES????????? :D

The beauty of flowering spring trees is unmatched in air land & sea

Hey u wanna see this cool trick i can do with my pants

Chewin on that elmo pizza, it's got red fur crust and orange meat balls

La vita es bella

Hamburger pizza hot dog soda spaghetti nachos

Geez, is anything funnier than a funny monkey?

A guy who maintains a meticulous wiki recording everyone he personally knows, with a chronological portion on each person's page that he updates each time he interacts with them titled, "story"

does sonic the hedgehog fit the exact dimensions as a bowling ball yes or no

Apes huntin monkeys, so beautiful, like the story of oedipus rex

More tohongan stuff

* to the tune of anyway you want it by Journey: HORSECHESTNUTS ARE AWESOME HORSECHESTNUTS ARE AWESOME, HORSE CHEST NUTS ARE AWEEESEOME 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸

Tiger thing i made

it should be spelled cleaveland and it should be the land of the axe

Mama fuchsia

A Dark Milkman who only delivers Shadow Milk

Hey i can't come into work because i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you

The Tohongan flame only burns what its wielder chooses

What if your car faced constant predation by coorinated wild dogs because it resembled a sick weak buffalo

Eating poopoo sandwich with fart soda

Me mixing up two magic spells i know, and teleporting all the poop in my colon into someone else's bladder

Elmo giving birth to an infant disembodied hand

Imagine if you ate a whole potatosac full of potatoes you'd probably feel like a big galoomf like this

Big news: Taylor Swift revealed by The Oracle as fated to die a humbling death

Being high is like wearing a big metal hat

What if there was a beautiful girl named Cumantha