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#AprilMovieChallenge 04/13 - Someone Goes Into An Art Museum ★Who The F* Is Jackson Pollock?!?★ (Documentary) Teri Horton is a retired truck driver who makes a $5 thrift shop impulse buy & soon learns that "provenance" is sometimes more about prejudice than fact. AKA "Ms. Smith Goes To Chelsea."

#AprilMovieChallenge 04/12 - Space Shuttle in a movie ★The Martian (2015)★ • Directed by Ridley Scott (Known best for Aliens 1979) • Starring Matt Damon (Known Best for The Oceans 11 series and the Jason Bourne series) AKA "Cast Away, but in space."

Swallwell will be a verb by the end of the week.

And then this princess is selling the idea that equal rights and sharia courts are... "Meh, pretty much the same thing, just like Arabs and Muslims..." 🙄

The way these arguments translate at their most fundamental level is: "Why can't the the minority party FORCE the majority party to just not be #evil ?!? We need to focus on THIS fault of the minority [Democrats] *TO THE EXCLUSION* of focusing on the evil itself." #MIMS

🚨🛃📵ℹ️ #Privacy #Safety #Security #Breach #Superbox #VCBox #MAGAbox #Pirate #Piracy #Prime #Netflix #Disney #Hulu #Marvel #HBO #China #Russia #Israel Piracy-enabled streaming devices aren't costing corporations nearly as much as they are secretly costing their own users in the end: #DarknetDiaries

When the #Republicans bring back #DebtorsPrison, they will be slick and #cap it at $90K.

"No President has ever fought for American #steelworkers like I have". — Donald J. Trump 05/30/2025 #WestMifflin, #Pennsylvania at #USSteel #IrvinPlant just outside #Pittsburgh

Wishing my #Christian friends a very joyous and #fearless #Easter Sunday. 💙 Listening to #InTheDark podcast from @apmreports.org & @newyorker.com

If you use #Claude Pro, do me a big favor - rate it in the app and mention that its very hard on people with #FineMotorSkills #Disabilities because it eventually wants you to do everything of real benefit on a #desktop which has a full size #keyboard People with #PML & #Parkinsons often use #mobile

Want to help an innocent man get out of prison for a murder that he factually played no part in? Join me in asking #Memphis (shelby co) @shelbycountyda.bsky.social Steven J. Mulroy why he expects it to take "years" to set Andrew Hayes free, when EVERYONE (including himself) knows he is innocent?

Oy! When you write an email to what you think is a personal account only to recieve an instant auto-reply from their system ensuring that you understand your email "has been read"... It kind of speaks to the opposite notion.

I was thinking of having an April Fools Day Sale on my site where all my #Art would be "Double The Price At 50% Off" but I no longer trust American intelligence enough to get even the most gentle of jibes. Anyway the web store is closed until I switch over to #Stripe. The joke was on me w/ #Shopify.

This person ( #Melangell.bsky.social) wouldn't allow replies or quote posts so let the facts prevail nonetheless... These are not *ACTUAL* #Palestinians as their IP addresses originate in scandinavia and they speak English better than they do #Arabic or #Hebrew.

[1/3] Casual use of the word "we" is part of the overall package of midwestern sensibilities & ethics. I assure you that when we say "we" it is meant only for inclusiveness and familiarity. We don't say "we" as an insulting proxy for "you". 🧵

“There is no superior race.” “There is no chosen people of God.” “It is neither the United States nor Israel.” “The chosen people of God is all of humanity.” President of Colombia - Gustavo Petro

[1/2] VERY Helpful #LifeHack - If you are cleaning out shards of auto glass from your vehicle make sure not to rub off the seat before it's fully vacuumed and when you're all done, dip your hands in a sink full of very warm water. DO NOT rub your hands together even with soap...

I'm kind of getting into Deep Sea Diver @thisisdeepseadiver.bsky.social . It sounds like "Your older sister's music if your older sister knew how to have fun". They're very PNW and that whole vibe (which is not my go to) but I like them. Is EBTG from the PNW? Cuz I like them too.

Best Dressed at the #Oscars: Rose Byrne (in full length gown by #Dior) & Jaspi Maria Terrill-Perez (in full length fur coat)... Jaspi made a #catty remark about Demi Moore's #feather dress calling her "Dinty Moore" and saying she looked like "an item on my lunch menu." #Raawr #catsky #cats

" #Disco #Armadillo " — an ornamental garden boulder & an expiriment with the warmer undertone in some values of #grey... inspired by you know who... This piece has yet to receive its weatherproof #epoxy layer. #Artsky #Catsky #Illinois

This, by the way, leads me to believe that, one day, the American Flag might end up meaning "MAGA" or some such nonsense.

So my friend found a #painted rock with a swastika on it & she drowned it by throwing it into the river. I laughed and asked her what color it was. She was confused but said it was #gold. I told her she threw away a #buddhist symbol of fortune called the #TibetanSun. Hitler got everything wrong.

#MEGATornado with huge #HAIL balls INSIDE the tornado. Chaos and destruction everywhere around #Kankakee, #Bradley, #Bourbonnais, #SaintAnne, Aroma Park, Illinois, #Momence, Limestone & Manteno

I'm physically ok & so are ppl I have been able to reach but #Riverside Hospital supposedly declared a #MassCasualtyEvent. #Tornado #MegaTornado Fast-moving #Hail That was bigger than softballs. #Kankakee, #Illinois #aromapark #KCC #StAnne Power still out & everyone has shattered windshields.

Tip for using Claude (& other chatbots, maybe) without logging in or paying for memory retention: Phrase all queries as "asking for a friend" and describe ALL of ONLY the relevant details and what kind of general response you are expecting. This puts the bot on its best (more impressive) behavior.

I don't feel any feels for Kristi Noem getting fired. My only feeling is confusion... Why didn't she get fired when she left her whole-ass identity in a burger joint and then acted like she got robbed? #Hoe-Land-InsecuritIes More importantly: he listens to America now??? really...? Nah.

• #Gerontology - The multidisciplinary study of human #aging • #Geriatrics - A medical practice for the health & care of seniors (typically aged 65+) • #Gerontophobia - Fear of, or prejudice against #older adults • #Adultism - Fear of, or prejudice against #younger adults, #teens or #adolescents

Can someone with an #IMDB account add the movie #RabbitTrap to the #FolkHorror subgenre list? Please and thank you.

Turns out Claude.ai is very willing to talk some shit about other #chatbots & #tech companies and share how they are each capitulating to MAGA demands. Turns out every #AI tech company either never had these two #guardrails or dropped them when nobody was looking - except @anthropic.com .

What are the dot•dot•dots called? I... use... them... too... much...

Systemic failures are often cognitive biases. We don't hate cops, DAs, AGs or MEs but we need them to stop assuming untrue narratives. Yes, it creates more work but given what we pay for these investigations, we have a right to demand excellence. Crime trickles up faster than wealth trickles down.

I believe that the first investigative impeachment needs to subpoena everyone even tangentially related to Musk's DOGE to find out just how much data they outright stole from American citizens.

Now ask yourself if you would want Kristi Noem to "protect" you...or this guy? Then ask yourself if you would even change out the President of the United States for this guy instead... The reasonable answer is that he couldn't possibly be worse... because he visibly cares about something.

Follow @society4science.bsky.social . Just wanted to give them a free boost because science is important.

"The most recent incarnation of 45's Administration is looking more like a Harem of Abused Housewives every day.. ." (The way Bondi started to cry when she talked about how perfect and "best-ever" Donald J. Trump is.) 😬

hmm... Smells just like "Washington Post will no longer endorse a Presidential Candidate after 35 years. 🤔

[1/6] I think there is a wrong definition of #Virtue-Signaling being employed here. I'll give @amandalitman.bsky.social & @cwarzel.bsky.social a couple examples of what I think virtue signaling actually is & why I think it's still problematic (if not harmful) — no matter our political alignments. 🧵

Hand #painting little rocks is good physical #therapy for anyone who has a fine motor skills #disability... And having a patient cat that sits on your lap while you paint helps too... Seriously, she's not in the way— her gentle purr is calming and steadying. #ArtSky #CatSky

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🧵 [1/3] More than 12 years ago, I had a discussion with a Democratic candidate for a US House seat and he taught me a handy little trick question. He asked me if I thought "Honesty & Accountability" meant the same thing as "Truth & Transparency"... I thought for a second and replied affirmatively.

Rabbit Trap is maybe the craziest fucking movie I've ever seen in my life. That is all.

Take a beat and look at love instead... It only lasts a moment sometimes, so don't miss it. [video]

People who talk "too much" can easily offend #neurodivergent people because it really is needlessly unfair. Being a good conversationalist involves #listening as much as, if not more than #talking.

"In Minnesota, we will continue to follow the letter of the law, which requires us to protect the private data of our voters. "It is deeply disturbing that the US AG would make this unlawful request a part of an apparent ransom to pay for our state’s peace & security.* www.kttc.com/2026/01/25/m...

Yes Facebook MAGA, the "Supremacy Clause" DOES make Federal Laws rank higher than local or State Laws... 🙄 But let's take a look at what that "Supreme" Federal Law actually has to say about Trump policing local communities:

[1/6] Who's behind #OccupyDemocrats? Twin brothers Omar & Rafael Rivero run this corporate meme machine from Miami. It's not grassroots activism — it's a for-profit media operation generating millions in ad revenue and disappearing PAC donations. Let's talk about their track record. 🧵

[1/2] Right off the bat this article isn't quite as astute as an oft red-state dwelling American like myself might need it to be: "[EU] could target politically sensitive U.S. exports like Republican-state soybeans. [...] Kentucky Bourbon."