The cheese persists

Anyone who refuses to eat the crust is clearly in denial of what the best part of the pizza is

Did you know? The girl from The Exorcist is named "Regan". This is a subtle reference to 40th US president Ronald Reagan who, at the time, was the closest living parallel to Satan

They really tricked us into playing "Pick-Up Sticks" as kids. I used to love that game, so imagine my betrayal when I found out that shit is just cleaning.

Oh hell naw, I've seen what happened to Greg Heffley, I am NOT touching that thing

Does anybody actually use the "table service" option at McDonalds? I'd just feel bad about it, tbh. "Don't put it on the counter; walk to me! Make the treck so I don't have to, my minimum wage worker! Mwahahahaha!"