How many pillows is the correct amount of pillows for a bed all to yourself? I think it’s at least 4.

A little blue. This shot is correctly cropped… right? 😜

Here’s also the attire I wore for the hottub. But the backside :)

This was the attire for a 30 degree outdoor hot tub.

Shirtless. Beard. Mountains.

Got a beard trim. So clearly have to show it by taking my shirt off and showing the other hair 😜

Last hike of the season. My nipples did not like this cold.

Thought this was a good side boob shot. Beard has gotta be trimmed soon…

Sometimes I cosplay as someone who thinks they have thick thighs.

Who would like to cuddle in bed? Currently accepting applications. This would be your view.

Here’s what I look like when I work from home. This is how everyone dresses when working from home… right?

I didn’t know what to do with my hands so I decided to show my pits.

What goes down… must come up. I think that’s how the saying goes.

I have other clothes on when I hike up.

No face. Just my ass in a jockstrap on a mountain.

The photographer thinks people flexing is corny so here is the only flexing shot you’ll probably ever see from @chubscout.bsky.social

Very serious. Nothing more serious than being out on a boat in your underwear.

Full moon. As the sun was going down I was trying to help with this white reflection.

Do people like baby blue? Or is this more aqua? Either way enjoy side butt.

I think I was trying to emulate blue steel from Zoolander.

Contemplating why I am in my underwear at the top of this hike. Maybe. 😜

I think my go to pose is to just look away from the camera. No one needs to see my face 😜

Trying to recharge for the hike down this spider infested mountain. The views were worth it. 📸: @chubscout.bsky.social

Trying to adjust the straps to make my butt look good. Not sure if it worked.

On the top of a small mountain. Photo credit always to @chubscout.bsky.social

Shirtless selfie from the end of a really long hike. Enjoy the views :)

If I look away from the camera it can’t steal my soul.

People were a fan of the whites. Have another then :)

Very green recently. So why not add some white to it 😜

It was a struggle to get the shorts down at this point.

Something different but fun. Why not :)

The photographer made me laugh because he was laughing.

Headless front and back of a jock. Everyone enjoys headless photos right? I’m clearly trying to hide something.

People still like tighty whities right?

A series of bathroom selfies. No edits. Just pictures.

Here is a bed selfie from a month ago… my hand was paid to be there

Sometimes I stand very awkwardly. But at least the scenery is nice :)

On a boat. Doing what people do on boats… I think.

Sometimes I don’t know what to do but laugh when taking pictures. Here is one of those times.

Can I make thirsty bike content? I don’t know. Here’s a halfway shot.

When you get to the top of a hike, you have to show what’s underneath. That’s just common courtesy right?

Well well well… hello.

Sometimes I will stop at the top for a photo thanks to @chubscout.bsky.social

Ummm is this thing on?