Ferrari just ruined Hamilton's race.

The #F1 drone shots are seriously impressive and the general reaction to them is a perfect illustration of how absolutely ignorant and hypocritical the average F1 fan is.

It would be amazing if Aston Martin launched their upgrade package/B spec car and it's just a copy of the Mercedes again.

It doesn't take much to make Juan Pablo look like a slob, but Hinchcliff is out here making the whole broadcast team look like mooks.

Adrian Newey has lost the magic.

I don't think they needed to pull this many strings to make sure Hamilton wins.

Honestly, fire David Croft.

The entire rest of the #F1 season is going to be absolutely insufferable.

I guarantee that yellow flag infringement will be moved to "no further investigation" in short order.

The Aston Martin #F1 story is just delicious. Loser billionaire buys team for son. Spends hundreds of millions copying, buying, and stealing design and talent to try and win. Ends up making the worst team in the sport. If only every billionaire got what they deserve like this.

T3 at Barcelona is showing up to be Corner of the Year in #F1. Can't wait to hear what people complain about this race.

I hope Spike Lee actually has a stroke.

LMAO

Ferrari's 2026 mission is to fuck Charles Leclerc at every possible opportunity. Days after he signs a multi-year deal they force him to share a 5 second penalty and say "you don't matter as much as Hamilton." Insane.

Staged Stroll at it again.

I think the pit lane issue is because the pit lane entry is on a tight curve. Drivers right at the limit sling it around the curve, it gives them a 1 mph speed boost, and then they hit the radar and get pinged. Monaco continues to find new ways to suck.

Monaco isn't even an attractive city.

F1 Academy to GB3 doesn't seem like the system is working as intended.

I want to be loved like that Ferrari mechanic loves that front left tire.

GameStop trying to buy eBay for $56 Billion to try and be a competitor to Amazon via brick & mortar retail won't get the attention it deserves, but everyone really should stop and think "WTF?" Ryan Cohen is on a mission to prove Chewy was a fluke that succeeded despite his stupidity.

The IBEW can go fuck themselves.

If your app has a splash screen you should not be an app developer.

JD Vance is absolutely feckless.

You know the Internet has gone to complete shit when being online on April Fool's is barely more infuriating than any other normal day.

Ya'll ever seen a Snap-on Arcade cabinet?

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

Was really hoping we would see some updated graphics from Apple for the #F1 package, but nope. That is a missed opportunity.

It's kind of nice that Bluesky #F1 is practically non-existent because I'm sure #TeamLH are absolutely insufferably on the other site.

You think other countries are thinking about taking him out?

End the administration - end the wars.

What are we, the fucking Borg? Assimilation isn't a requirement.

Predator Badlands was very mid.

It's time to accept that Yuki Tsunoda just wasn't fast.

Everybody bitching about super clipping was just wrong.

I would wager at least half of all video game sales are motivated almost exclusively by FOMO.

AGAIN?!

Well now THAT is interesting.

I already miss the George Russell t-pose.

It's going to be weird watching Mercedes dominate Ferrari and being happy about it. #F1

F1 media are really making Aston Martin out to be some sort of sob story and I say fuck that. Papa Stroll is getting exactly what he paid for.

Where flippy wing?

F1 is back and Lawrence Barretto still looks weird as fuck. At least some things still make sense.

Remember when celebrities used to only do commercials in Japan because the very idea of shilling some product would be incredibly damaging to their reputation?

Never let Fetterman forget he has sided with Nazis.

Nostalgia for things you've never experienced.

McLaren... Golf?

So... Who made a billion dollars on Polymarket off the Iran strikes?

Fuck Jack Dorsey.

People talking about how trans people could be arrested for driving their cars are missing the point. That is largely a non-issue. Literally millions of people drive daily without a license.

Discord can stay dead.