And with only a few hours to spare… ✨500✨

488/500 👀

Today is 444. With only 48 days left and 56 to go… will I make it? I’ve also been tracking which of my toys I use each time, can’t wait to see what my favorite has been ;)

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Orgasms are supposed to help cramps, right? Asking for a friend. Also someone should visit that friend and fuck her til she cums a few times. Just to be nice.

End of Q3…. 404/500

These 2 pics sum up the non-sexy side of life lately… except I think I’m past a roach and all the way to academic roadkill on the path to a PhD ☠️

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The dream 😂

If he ties me up and put this on, I’m in love 🥰 #cnc #rapekink

Please 🥺

The autoimmune diseases may be chronic, but the tits are iconic 😘 (oh my god can this flare-up end already???)

This might be the weed talking, but damn what I wouldn’t give to get facefucked right now 🥵

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If you ever see me crying it’s probably because I’ll never have a relationship like in Losers by Harley Laroux. Where are my 4 loving boyfriends who are also two sets of boyfriends in a beautiful polyam relationship with all the #freeuse #bondage #cnc and #bdsm I can handle? 😭

*somehow splattering conditioner all over my face in the shower* damn I need to get laid….

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#nsfwbsky #porn #dvp #gangbang #cum #orgasm #smallhands #owengray #fucking #bskynsfw

Halfway through the year… 320/500 🥳 #freeuse #cnc

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How do I sign up?

Wishing I was in a relationship where I’m always free use at home ☺️ #freeuse

Perfect weekend plans

I mean… dream job

Why is choosing which toy to bring the hardest part of packing for a trip? 😭

Happy pride month! For pride month I would like: 1: two boyfriends who are also boyfriends to 🗼 me every night Open to other suggestions for Pride month presents 💙💜🩷 😍

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When your state is proposing making it harder to buy a sex toy than a 🔫…. What toys should I buy and play with to tell them to go fuck themselves? ☺️

The intersection of kink and psychology is so fascinating and I end up ruminating on it even more because of my job. I feel like I deserve a gold star every time I sort out the root of one of my kinks 😂⭐️

Nothing like spending Friday night curled up on the floor wondering where the fuck someone put gluten where it didn’t belong 😭

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There needs to be more color variety in #sextoys because the pinks and purples are cute… but I feel like I need a whole drawer of emerald green toys 💚

The dream 🥵

I have a fantasy of my guy friends inviting me over, getting me stoned, and using me one after the other while I’m high 🫣 #freeuse #cnckink #rapekink #dmsopen

After this week (all two days of it) I have to wonder how many PhD students drop out solely because of their dissertation chair driving them out 🤔

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Yep. Especially this week.

The battle between the perverts and the machinists for the tag #cnc continues unabated and I am frankly rooting for both sides here.

End of quarter 1: 173/500

But where’s the overstimulation jar? 🫣

Some days life fucks you so hard you need someone to fuck you even harder

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Is there a sign up sheet somewhere? 🤔