Oh... you'll see... you'll see, no need to worry.... for now.

Y'know what, you can own her for a bit I bet she'd love to meet you personally... Oh, and by the way... Congrats on digging your own grave by doing this, pal... really means a ton to me... :)

Sorry, but last I checked, that holiday has been in the public domain for quite a while... ...best you can do is buy the movie rights to Halloween... but then that could lead to a legal battle like with whatever the hell happened to the Friday the 13th franchise....

Imagine losing a stupidly idiotic lawsuit that never needed to happen in the first place... Couldn't be me!

We both know they'll give anything you make a high score because you're Nintendo and that's it...

Oh hey, better user score than a Pokémon game! that's an accomplishment I can certainly brag about! Eh, critic reviews could've done better though on our part, but we know they hate us very much for making hard games...

In conclusion, I win. :)

Ah yes, the best players in the world like uh.... (Shoot! I dunno any good Frogger players... uhh, I'll just come up with a name on the spot) Right! uh.... John.... Frogger?

*ahem* ...In 1986, a novel titled Digital Devil Story: Megami Tensei was released, which would introduce the concept of summoning demons via a computer system to fight for the protagonist. Fast forward to a year later, a game based on that was created for the Famicom, using those exact mechanics. -

YOU GAVE THEM A WHAT NOW!? ...Wait, that actually sounds like a decent concept, my only question is how do you fuck up something as simple as Frogger?

...You have 5 seconds to convince me not to send every single demon we have to your place.

Hey, if anything I'm doin' them a favor offering THAT one...

...We already did that with.... *sigh* Crunchyroll.... So, no, no you ain't... ...You're free to dub Trinity Soul instead though. all the children of the world will love that one!

We are aware that... some people aren't fond with the new Persona 5 Overwatch 2 collab... as compensation, we will do literally nothing, it's in Blizzard's hands now, not ours. ...Anyways, back to work on Persona 4 Revival...

Hey, I wasn't complainin'... I have a demon in the break room who can't stop watchin the Ninja Turtles... ...And... what do you mean, as for the Kirby dub? I thought people said it was great?

Aren't you and your... honestly okay Kirby and TMNT dubs supposed to be six feet under?

Oh great, it's those guys SEGA liked for a little bit... ...Boy am I glad they decided to dub One Piece instead of our Devil Children anime...

...Look, we'll be fine, okay? just like, give it a year and you'll see...

I... read the whole thing? And I don't mean like the news articles that, honestly blew the entire thing out of proportion... I'm talking about the whole patent... Put it simply, they're trying to patent the way you summon and fight creatures JUST LIKE the new Pokémon game. -

D-Don't drag us into this???

That's just because you refuse to release any new games for him. I know the collections make you money, but you could've made more if you announced it in the direct in America too.

Star Force collection? ...Finally, Kodama can shut the fuck up about wanting to buy a DS and all the Star Force games for like, 600 bucks. ...I'm not buying the collection for them though. I gotta work on... uhh.... Persona 6?

Then.... why not add her to Mario Kart???

Also, who the fuck gave Samus a bike? I just needed to ask that before I forgot. Nintendo, explain yourself.

Jack Bros. is back. That's it, that's the post, never ask us for anything ever again.

...Disney, you have no aura at all... and that's coming from someone who has barely ANY aura.

You literally said you were hiking up the prices of the PS5's... a 5 year old console... I'm just saying, there's a chance you did the same here...

...How's the price in comparison to the original Astro controller? I swear to Lucifer, if it's HIGHER...

Ain't that just the same Astro Bot controller you made like a year ago, just with a different face?

As a result of... ugh... Disney's actions, we've now purchased the rights to EVERY CRYPTID EVER MADE! ...Expect us to do absolutely nothing with this new power, except holding the trademark to Mothman for a solid chunk of time.

Frost, I swear to the man above, if you start a snowstorm, I will personally demote you from company mascot to hallway janitor. Choose wisely, friend.

I'm not tellin', you'll just have to run and not find out...

...Start running.

...Yeah, you don't seem to understand, ah well. Your funeral.

Disney, I know we don't see eye to eye 99.9% of the time... But trust me when I say you DON'T wanna buy that, the owner of it will downright obliterate you.

Yup, granted, same thing with Puzzles and Dragons.

Yeah, I'm actually lookin' back and... I don't get why people think we're the cause of this sorta thing? Like, I don't see Another Eden, or Puzzles and Dragons shut down yet... or AFK Arena...

Yeah, they always call the shots on this kinda thing... Not that it's bad, it's just turned into a whole thing where most people think we're the cause of every mobile game ever dying due to the collabs happening a year before their demises...

I dunno, these are the same guys who collaborated with one of the biggest toy brands of the 80's AND Nerf for some reason, of course they'd want us to be in it... ...And granted, we barely do anything regarding collabs, that's SEGA's call to make, not ours! why ain't you yellin' at them?

First off, you're only half correct... and second, Blizzard held us hostage in the break room, ok? they wanted the money so badly... we HAD to comply!

Yeah, kinda regretting the whole 'collaborating with everything under the sun thing...'

...Overwatch 2 collab...

Note to self, never collab with Blizzard ever again... Their break room is just as chaotic as ours and they have a giant gorilla with glasses in theirs...

Sudama won't stop blabbering about how it looks so cool, so we had no choice but to pre-order the game. ...It was either that, or they'd go on a rampage in the break room this afternoon.

Oh, so you regret it? ...Yeah I guess I'm kinda a hypocrite, seeing as I made like... two gambling games before with the Persona brand... B-But at least they were fun!

Fine, fine... whatever, so what if you did? Doesn't take away the small period of time you went all in on gambling games for no reason other than making money.

Oh greeeat, the pachinko guys who somehow don't do shit with any properties that aren't Bomberman or Metal Gear... and even then, they do jack all when it comes to them...

So, the great Disney has attempted to go up against... a horse girl? And I've been hearing that such is not going well, sooo.... ...Yeah! go get 'em! kick Disney's ass!

Well, everyone expected us to just put all the DLC in for free like we did for the multi-platform Royal releases.... At least, I think that's why everyone's upset, like the game's only a year old, geez.

*Sigh* Yes, we put P3R on Switch 2... And yes, you still have to buy the DLC separately.