I’m about to get so cringe and lame you’re not gonna believe it watch me

This whole rigamarole of “going to bed at a reasonable hour and waking up early” seems to be having positive effects on my life.

Vent art I made that I progressively became impressed by and wanted to post for archival.

hi! is it weird to say I’m struggling to find time to yoink my sploink?? Is that something I should be trying to make time for? Seriously asking

art post later, have to set up the lighting properly

As it turns out, everypuppy loves Livvy.

Who up blueing they sky rn?

Heartwarming: Chapelle Roan bludgeoned a 10 year old to death with a hammer for breathing her air within a 10 ft. radius of her. 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Worn and ragged, her hair whips to and fro in the wind. She pulls back her head for salvation. Through the bracken and thistle, an indifferent light shines her path.

*taps mic timidly* i-is this thing on? *mild feedback* O-oh! Hi, hello. *sweating profusely sorting through index cards* So…what’s it take to get milked around here?

everything in the world is fucked up except for caffine and chicharrón’s

sneak peak (art will go in middle)

I recently got my first mattress after sleeping in the floor for 3 months. I don’t typically dream but last night I did. I was being passed around by my friends and being bit and pet and having things rubbed on me and being used. it was crazy,,, shout out to buying a mattress!

Follow up: took little to almost no gaslighting the second time. UwU

the Alabama 3 might be one of the worst bands to ever do it, but damn did they fuck it out of the park for the Sopranos intro.

TIL: getting fucked involves a pinch of gaslighting yourself that you enjoy it until you reach an apex of girl cock inside you where your brain turns off and you don’t have to think about anything anymore. It kinda rules actually!!

excuse me, I need your help. You need to kill me. I’ve been given a stummy ache by the crooked miku flag on my wall. I’m only 14.99

Boots on ground: - Costly - Dangerous - Unwanted Boots on me: - Free of charge - Safe and fun - Very consensual just a thought for the pentagon.

I will power through and puppytext through the pain actually

horrible day to be a beautiful transwoman who is easily overstimulated. I need to curl up into a ball and pets.

at the dentist mentally preparing for them to have me open my maw and then say “there’s nothing we can do” as they load a colt python and put it in my mouth.

My jaw has been in progressively more pain throughout my day. I haven’t even blown any dick… Therefor the reason is obvious GOD HAS SEEN IT FIT TO PUNISH ME FOR YAPPING

TRAGIC: I’ve returned to hell (work)

reasons my straight friends go afk when I play games with them - Wife moment - Their dog is doing a tight five in the living room - They’re transphobic

When you’re a kid you like Rainbow Dash When you’re an adult you realize Apple Jack makes a whole lotta damn sense

This guy thinks he’s SOOOOOOO funny waking me up at 6 am, knocking all my shit off my desk. For what? Like 40 pieces of dried kibble… vile beast

Just played the worst payday 2 of my life. Stoned outta my mind. Met two furries that hard carried me and won my rizz checks to make friends. #neverkillyourself