My hip hop name would be Unabobr

Maybe I hate AI bullshit so much because most of them take a commandline but then turn it evil.

Tweets aren't even fucking loading anymore rn I'm finally free?

Just let your fingers glide over the phone keyboard like little fucked up chiclets. Boop boop boop

Have been poisoning the well at the other place for a while so skeeting like a chill poster is a real change of pace

Als je een NSC bewindslid bent en je stapt nu niet op zoals mevrouw Achahbar doet, wat voor opportunist ben je dan? Stuitende vertoning dit #nsc #kabinetscrisis

Alle teringracisten oprotten uit de vaderlandse politiek, het liefst voorgoed #kabinetscrisis

Glad to be skeeting on the lib platform instead of the fash platform

Well at least this place isn't fucking nazi hellhole Twitter

Sniffing butts is just cat 2fa

Slept in my Korn shirt and woke up blind

I feel like we should be bullying people who put shit like 'prompt engineer' in their Bio a lot more

Coming to terms with the fact I’m a reply guy. Fuck.

omfg I just found out about skeetdeck and it looks amazing

Kankerlijers

Need twitter to become even more broken so I’m finally free

Look at all the people like cows in a herd Well I like Birds

If bluesky got support for lists soon it would absolutely replace twitter for me. Then again twt is fucking unusable now so lmao

Get his ass

New vinyl purchases

Seeing serious posts in between all the shitposting is p jarring ngl

No wait this platform feels like a test environment for work where you can just do whatever and things will probably get wiped at some point. It feels kind of freeing to just post whatever, people might like it, people may not it doesn’t really matter

Not posting ass but what about pussy

This app is so chaotic and beta you can just fire off skeets and they just vanish in the timeline

HONK

Can anybody explain what /honk is

Imagine having to worry about skeet performance for a job in like 2 years

Treating the algorithm here like twitter’s doesn’t have the same impact. We should all be reposting more.

Never tweeted always reskeeted

Zijn er al genoeg nederlanders op dit platform om een helletouw te beginnen

Need that endorphin rush from skeeting

Wat is Nederlands voor een skeet

Does anybody in this mofo like birds?

Finally I can skeet to my hearts content, no wait uhhh