Epic collapse by the Mariners to lose 4 out of 5. My word. Painful. 😥

Good God the bottom of the Mariners lineup is so awful. 🤮

MVPs tonight. Go Beavs 🦫🧡🖤 That was a lot of fun after halftime. Regardless of the opponent, it felt good not to be in agony for two quarters. 🙂

Vibes in Reser are surprisingly good (even before the touchdown). 🦫

Holy shit, what an inning! Go Mariners! 💙🔱💚

FIRE RYAN GUNDERSON. If he still has a job after this clusterfuck of a game Oregon State is not serious in the least.

Go Beavs! 🦫

Lol 🤦‍♂️

Given the lack of success of my main squeezes, I have decided to fully commit my fandom to the Seattle Mariners. We are no longer flirting. It's on. I'm ready to be hurt! 😢 💙🔱💚

What is this Mariners pitching? My goodness. 🫣

How can we get the students to replace "The Beaver State" banner with this one on Saturday?

Timbers just completely toothless and out of ideas in the final third. What a horrible day of sports.

Doing some self-care scoreboard watching.

A competent coaching staff has this team 3-3 on their way to 9-3 or 8-4. The fact they aren't resigning in shame is incredible.

Safety! Good job by the D. I'm ready to get hurt even more. 🥰

THESE COACHES ARE FAILING THESE PLAYERS AT EVERY LEVEL. THEY DESERVE BETTER.

Fire Ryan Gunderson into the sun.

I'm scared for these next two play calls from the 1. 😬

Two of the worst quarterback plays I have ever seen in a row by Murphy. Good lord. What the fuck.

What the absolute fuck was that 3rd and 3 call? I think the coaches hate our players.

Defense making some good plays but CAN NOT get off the field when it matters. 🤦

LOLOLOLOL

Fire Jaime Christian into the sun.

BeaverSky/BeaverX really lacks a mole inside of the AD. Do we know if they are even scrambling? Is there tension in the air? Or are they just shrugging and assuming it'll all blow over? The lack of leadership right now is STRIKING.

Nice kick Atticus!

USC - L UCLA - L UW - L Come on Nittany Lions, give us the quadfecta! Fuck the traitors. I wish them nothing but misery and failure.

UPDATE: I will be entering a war zone to attend the Portland Timbers game tonight. Please pray for my safety. 🙏🏼 (damn, I'm good looking)

I'm sorry, but if Jamie Christian has a job tomorrow, this is not a serious team trying to win. Unbelievable.

Can we fire Gundy mid game please?

Report from Reser: half full but rocking. Hot start, counter punched... can Beavs respond? 🦫

Kamal Miller! 🤯 #ptfc 🌲⚽

Fire Ryan Gunderson yesterday.

Bro, what is Murphy doing?

If Trent Bray has any pride he'll resign after the game and fly commercial home. The book of work is now 16 games. This is a disaster. This isn't a young coach experiencing growing pains, this is someone over their head and ill equipped to be the head guy. And I like Trent Bray!

I'm done. Going on a run. Cya in two hours. Saturdays are the worst. #gobeavs 🦫

What a fucking joke.

Fox trolling us by playing the Michigan State game. 🙄

Can't even get a play off before false starting. Lol 🙄😂

This is some incredible, Andersen-level incompetent football. Beyond words. Obviously you don't fire the staff right now, but this ain't it. Vibes are horrible. Don't know how you recover. Every single coach should be beyond embarrassed to be associated with this. #gobeavs 🦫

If the special teams coach isn't fired before entering the locker room I don't even know what OSU is doing. This is beyond embarrassing. This coaching staff in general is a complete dumpster fire. 🫣

OMG this long snapper. You are a division one football player. Wtf?

Going to cheer really loudly and sarcastically for the first replay they show on the big screen tomorrow at Reser.

What's so frustrating is that OSU is being told they don't matter and to go kick rocks in the college football wastelands... these couple of years are crucial... and the team is looking exactly like what the critics dismiss them as. 🫤

If the Beavs don't punch the first drive in the second half in for a TD to make it 10-17, not sure this team has "it" this year. Second half will be telling.

The Oregon State offense is so bad. 🤦🏼‍♂️

Ryan Gunderson is the Tim Tibesar of the offense. The sooner the better...

Wow, Beavs look absolutely terrible. 🥴

Boise State football right now. 🤢

N: Gullfoss Waterfall, Iceland E: Venice, Italy S: Puerto Vallarta, Mexico W: Waimea, Hawaii

People trying to pluralize things with an apostrophe are the bane of my existence. 😫