Did OSU men's basketball just go on the road and beat a decent Arizona State team? Lol, what? Blind squirrel, nut, etc.

Thursday Night Football usually sucks... that did not. Instant classic! Seahawks looked dead multiple times.

Why do the Seahawks look like the ducks? 🤮

Blazers now Warriors daddy? 🤔

Everyine saying Smith is $33M richer for jumping to MSU... umm, HELLO, he had 6 year contract paying *$30M* at OSU and they were working on a pay raise when he bolted. I'm sure he's still *slightly* ahead after MSU... just at the cost of his credibility and intense hatred by two fan bases. 🐍🐍

The Oregon State offensive coaching staff are domestic terrorists.

I feel so bad for Mike Parker. He does not deserve this.

Washington Husky football is painful to watch.

Let’s work, Coach 👏 @CoachShephard x #GoBeavs

Classic Tinkle. 🤦‍♂️ Another year I can just ignore the men's team. Broken record at this point.

What the fuck was that end of regulation for the Blazers? The NBA regular season is so unserious. It just does not value anybody's time. Good lord.

Just woke up. Glad I didn't set an alarm. 😂 I'm starting to learn and it's shocking how little I care.

The Oregon State Beavers football team is a disgrace to themselves, the University, the State of Oregon, and the sport of football at large.

Blazers win, Blazers win! 🤩

Blaylock was clearly working for himself and his buddies. Great news. Barnes being aloof & letting Brent steer things, then dismissing Kyle's concerns (all of which hit) is also highly concerning. If Barnes is unable to reflect on his failures then he is not the person to lead OSU moving forward.

Epic collapse by the Mariners to lose 4 out of 5. My word. Painful. 😥

Good God the bottom of the Mariners lineup is so awful. 🤮

MVPs tonight. Go Beavs 🦫🧡🖤 That was a lot of fun after halftime. Regardless of the opponent, it felt good not to be in agony for two quarters. 🙂

Vibes in Reser are surprisingly good (even before the touchdown). 🦫

Holy shit, what an inning! Go Mariners! 💙🔱💚

FIRE RYAN GUNDERSON. If he still has a job after this clusterfuck of a game Oregon State is not serious in the least.

Go Beavs! 🦫

Lol 🤦‍♂️

Given the lack of success of my main squeezes, I have decided to fully commit my fandom to the Seattle Mariners. We are no longer flirting. It's on. I'm ready to be hurt! 😢 💙🔱💚

What is this Mariners pitching? My goodness. 🫣

How can we get the students to replace "The Beaver State" banner with this one on Saturday?

Timbers just completely toothless and out of ideas in the final third. What a horrible day of sports.

Doing some self-care scoreboard watching.

A competent coaching staff has this team 3-3 on their way to 9-3 or 8-4. The fact they aren't resigning in shame is incredible.

Safety! Good job by the D. I'm ready to get hurt even more. 🥰

THESE COACHES ARE FAILING THESE PLAYERS AT EVERY LEVEL. THEY DESERVE BETTER.

Fire Ryan Gunderson into the sun.

I'm scared for these next two play calls from the 1. 😬

Two of the worst quarterback plays I have ever seen in a row by Murphy. Good lord. What the fuck.

What the absolute fuck was that 3rd and 3 call? I think the coaches hate our players.

Defense making some good plays but CAN NOT get off the field when it matters. 🤦

LOLOLOLOL

Fire Jaime Christian into the sun.

BeaverSky/BeaverX really lacks a mole inside of the AD. Do we know if they are even scrambling? Is there tension in the air? Or are they just shrugging and assuming it'll all blow over? The lack of leadership right now is STRIKING.

Nice kick Atticus!

USC - L UCLA - L UW - L Come on Nittany Lions, give us the quadfecta! Fuck the traitors. I wish them nothing but misery and failure.

UPDATE: I will be entering a war zone to attend the Portland Timbers game tonight. Please pray for my safety. 🙏🏼 (damn, I'm good looking)

I'm sorry, but if Jamie Christian has a job tomorrow, this is not a serious team trying to win. Unbelievable.

Can we fire Gundy mid game please?

Report from Reser: half full but rocking. Hot start, counter punched... can Beavs respond? 🦫

Kamal Miller! 🤯 #ptfc 🌲⚽

Fire Ryan Gunderson yesterday.

Bro, what is Murphy doing?

If Trent Bray has any pride he'll resign after the game and fly commercial home. The book of work is now 16 games. This is a disaster. This isn't a young coach experiencing growing pains, this is someone over their head and ill equipped to be the head guy. And I like Trent Bray!

I'm done. Going on a run. Cya in two hours. Saturdays are the worst. #gobeavs 🦫