ok i made one! https://hormeze.substack.com/

Checking back here to make sure my bunker is well stocked

Why do shards of glass always taste like blood

god's very first words to humanity:

my 'i didnt come here to fuck spiders' shirt is not doing a good job of distracting people from what im doing with the bottom half of my body (fucking spiders)

just found 'genital-bergl' (genital hill) is yiddish for mons pubis

i have a pavlovian response to doorbells, when i hear one i automatically listen for barking and if i dont hear one i get sad :(

making love = sex making out = kissing making hate = repetitive stabbing making in = throwing up in someones mouth

ok i made one! https://hormeze.substack.com/

im back whatd i miss

lose lips sink ships but lose hips float boats

if you die in a dream, you dont die in the waking world. in fact you get closer to life. you wake up. if you cum in a dream, you cum in real life. cumming is more real than death

walked in to a dr's office super stressed, blood pressure was fairly high which has never happened to me before. they tested again, still high. third time, i went non-dual, blood pressure went back to normal

I'm surprised there aren't tons of water fountain fetishists. Who among us has not been in middle school on their tippy toes sucking for dear life on a fountain with bad water pressure flashing back to the comfort of their infancy

some cries are like peeing through a boner. other cries... are like cumming through a boner

what do yall do in the two seconds it takes from clicking 'load new notifications' until you see the new notifications

The government doesn't want you to know this but with a pure heart and the right combination of exuberant movements any dance floor can open a portal to all other dance floors

using my left hand scroll so it feels like someone else is doing it

ive never been so grateful for a sunburn in my entire life

You do not have to. You do not have to. You only do not have to

The sun does to her face what it's absence does to the sky, revealing constellations of little dots around her twinkling eyes

oh your a man? then name all the other animals

he was a simple lurker, she was an observer of the ominous undercurrents, can i make it any more obvious

@jamesrisberg.bsky.social knocked this out of the park- im so tickled right now!! https://youtu.be/zorGBU4SF5o

showing up to the club smelling like a campfire

i once found a psilocybe mushroom in a cow patty while already tripping on mushrooms and looked out at the field i was standing in and saw it was FILLED with bullshit and i just beamed and beamed with joy

exhausted from dancing, still peaking out, my best friends and i collapse in a pile under the stars. we watch them dance for us and make each other laugh so hard we can smell death. the massive festival subwoofers jiggle the dirt beside us

a long time ago on a lot of mushrooms in the snow around a fire a portal opened up beside me and i told my friends i wanted to walk into it and they got scared and said nah man stay with us and every so often i wonder what would have happened if i had ignored them

https://hormeze.com/blog/fractalflower A blessed holiday to everyone

melt the hairs off of a flower and let it settle into your mind. your flesh becomes a tongue and you taste yourself. you are sweet

Happy 420! 'All the walls are dripping with it, it makes your temples tingle, it's so dense and spectacular the universe can’t render time as quickly while it happens. have fun laughing in slow motion.' https://hormeze.com/blog/the-laughter-in-the-leaves

its time to rave

ok lets do a music thread people what songs are making u smile

a vibrator that thrums every time u get a like

There is a reason god made 4/20 the day after bicycle day

Oh shit it's bicycle awareness day!! Not all bikes are straight or gay. Some are both. Love is love

how much of thinking is actually just filibustering your emotions

i think my favorite dreams are the ones when u find a secret door

finding weevils make me so happy. our world is full of absurd wonders. absurd wonders that have proven themselves over billions of years to be better than what ud expect to work. becuase ur logic is not as good as the strange goofy insane workings of antiquity

tits or ass? bro she's spiritually thicc. her soul is decorated with elaborately patterned stretch marks from expanding to encompass the entire cosmos

it really is spring again. were so back

https://youtu.be/XrcPOvHW2xs this is why im here. fuck turn on tune in and drop out. im here to find the others. i believe in the internet- this grand ball the government fumbled & let slip to the people. ur not alone in ur special interest. ur not alone in ur grief & wonder. this is why were here

lol replies are broken on twitter blooskee stonks r mooning

I thank the blue sky I love some faraway friends intensely enough to curse the green earth for being so large

96 follower special AMA

I asked gpt4 to generate a bluesky invite for me and it told me to touch grass

I thank the blue sky I love some faraway friends intensely enough to curse the green earth for being so large

the goldendoodle is an incredible dog. when u combine the IQ and neuroticism of a poodle and the simple loving animalistic soul of a golden retriever u get what is basically a human dog