Bringing back this lovely set of @topangajones.bsky.social pulling a lil prank on @witchymaddie.bsky.social 🎨: @gindummy.bsky.social #hypersky #breastexpansion

NOW I KNOW WHY I FEEL LIKR SHIT I FONT HAVE MY DEHUMIDIFIER ON

3/7 Hork, Glurk even. Spurt Glop.

If you're depressed. Drink water, PLEASE! Thats the least you can do to take care of yourself. I used to drink like 6 cans of soda a day years ago and it made me look and feel like death. I did not believe water was actually that transformative.

I have drawn this week more than I have this entire year alone what the fuck? And guess what? I'm showing NONE of it MWUHAHAHA

Just a pretty lopunny having a wholesome time✨️🍆💦 Big pp commission for @boredomtool1.bsky.social 💕

Oh no…

Wait guys did Bella miss gold week that would be fucked up if she did, she worked like super hard on her outfit (she even put on tipstick) Did you like the tipstick? It’s like nipstick but for the tip :)

My city got sliced into 3 districts. Racists couldnt stand a majority black city in KKKLand having their own district.

I remember i could not fathom not bring able to run or jump and such, nor fathom the physical decline adults told us about as kids. But My neck My back AND my knees hurt like so subtly. I remember i decided to jog to my mailbox and damn near sprung my ankle

Anime dub accent is something I just thought of. Dubbed versions of anime tend heavily to follow certain articulation nd shit, especially in 2000s+ shonen.

Sertta regulars here

THE ASSASSIN OF THE KIHNN'S WAY

Sonic bird I saw in my dream the other day #art #oc

"What" as an interjection has to be the funniest word in the west germanic ingvaeonic language called "English"

"Would you still love me if I told you I wanna eat your ass?" "Why of course!" So i ate her ass

tomboiii childhood friend getting a blow job at her new job!

can you believe she's still not done after work? @lumystical.bsky.social

Tell me how many thumbs you got and then explain why you're wrong.

I just felt

Marina from splatoon

Is there a name for when your brain is 50× faster than you talk? And is there a name for when you habitually and uncontrollably only talk in cliffhangers?

Fan Meetup for @uni-apex.bsky.social #OCs / #Noah

I will have less time to draw, but I will draw more. My burden has been lifted.

me any time the temperature outside rises above 68 degrees fahrenheit (i hate it here)

My OC I’m thinking of a name for her I have one originally but I feel a new naw would better suit her #cowgirl #anime

Alright fellers! Adopts are back up! They're poke'gijinkas! Femboy Mienshao and Gengar babe are looking for a home~! DM or comment to claim, p/aypal only. #Hexenarts

"Waylon? Nope sorry honey don't know em!" One of my all time fave pics of ozmara that @raddanart.bsky.social did featuring the bestie @bigweld33.bsky.social. FR Deni is just a beast

I thought Cynthia's signature pokemon was Lucario for like 15 years.

I thought Cynthia's signature pokemon was Lucario for like 15 years.

Molly's Selfie!

I vastly underestimated how bad my eyes are. I dont wear glasses, I used to but I left them at McDonald's 6 years ago and I KNOW MY MANAGER STOLE THEM. I thought i had good vision! I tricked myself into believing that! Turns out...I CAN'T SEE PAST MY HANDS. How did I not know that I CAN'T SEE.

People really didn't realize that Call of Duty was meant to indoctrinate people into joining the military. And it worked! Instead of being that shady mf who hang out at high schools they can just let the fun games do all the manipulating!

Robin Thicke music sounds like what a rich white guy who fell deeply in love with a black girl would listen to/make.

Momma told me i ain't gon be no damn writer and look where Im at now I AINT NO DAMN WRITER! I rhymed cake with cakes

Kon Knueppel should win ROTY, he was dropped into a borderline contending environment and had to basically fight his way in. But I wouldn't be mad if Cooper Flagg wins Rookie OTY. (lie)

Our neighborhood cats hooked up and now the entire place is fucking haunted with banshees

I am the CEO of very inconvenient sleeping habits

Extreme paranoia goes hard when you're surrounded by people who actually loves you

I invented lockjaw

I wonder what percentage of politicians thay is tryna get rid of rights for people were school bullies. I say like 95%. Thats the reason why they in politics so they can bully more efficiently and harshly

We need to talk about Gen X more. They're so fiercely independent and get mad when someone tells them its not feasible to do something. Alot claim to be rebellious snd yet they slot so into the subservient nature of the status quo.

Phantina

My comms are open, $55 a pop, ill get a sheet ready

Bjakav