“I smell amazing! I…” he sniffs the air “Wow. That actually smells really good. And also, you try running around New York all day carrying a heavy bag and leaping from rooftop to rooftop without breaking a sweat!”

“ALAGNOOG!” falls back out the window

“Hey! I smell fine! I haven’t been down in the sewers in a while. After all it’s not game night. …And second of all, the name is Jones. Casey Jones.” he strikes a pose “Perhaps you heard of me. The man who brings fear to law breakers.”

“Goongala. It’s my battle cry. It means…uh…something about thunder, I think… ……You aren’t a Foot Ninja, are you? I…might have gotten my intel wrong.”

crashes through a window “GOONGALA!”

“Oh right. You hate that nickname. Even with a name like Killer at the end”

“Auggie Killer”

// If you get the Gondor Primulon joke, first of all, nice. I love you. I respect you. Secondly? How’s your back? Back pain? Me too.

// Goongala Googoogaga Gorgonzola Gondor Primulon

“GOONGALA!” grabs a man by his ankles and tosses him through a window

“Shredder, you can’t just ask someone to take it off.

// gonna be honest. I may have forgot Bebop had eyes

“………………………………………”

I am going to GOONgala

That’s already happened a few times. You know. Sports. Getting into fights. Being a vigilante. Quality father son time. And watching too much television.

………………..hmmmmm……….. …pondering…

You left yourself wide open. Also nice legs. …uh, boots too. I guess.

throws snowball at legs

// titty mcgriddle

// I think o need sleep

Ganzoobaloobalooo

Gabagooooo

Gorgonzola

GOOOOOOOOOOOOON …gala

“GOONGALA!” he screams on a rooftop

“You have FAILED this city!”

“And you look like you wear shoes with velcro and think the numbers six and seven are hilarious.”

“I do /NOT/ look like Oliver Queen!”

“Remember to always wear protection when beating off bad dudes!”

// Allegedly later interpretations of Mirage Casey were based on Jack Burton and…yeah I can see it

// Casey is an idiot who thinks he’s the main character of an action movie. Except he’s competent. Uh, mostly competent

“GOONGALA!”

My nips are itchy

“I heard pizza. Don’t let the boys hear about it or it will be gone.”

// Reminding myself that this exists for reasons

BATTER UP SCUZZBUCKET

“Got stabbed again”

#SeductiveSunday Had a long hard rough night. Lots of pounding going on. Really worked up a sweat and I think I’m gonna be sore for a while. Best kind of night

“You know what’s crazy? I’m just a guy. I mean a guy that works out and stuff. But I ain’t no mutant. And yet I kick ninja, mutant, and alien ass on the regular.”

“GOONGALA!”

“I’m not an insane person. I’m actually just too much of a rational thinker that most of you bozos don’t really understand me”

“Aha! Knew I had an effect on you. Also that graffiti on your wall? That’s new. Not me.”

“Hey. I’ve been stabbed by ninjas. Dragged into space. Beaten up by giant animals. And I’m still standing. I can take a real beating.”

“Yes! I don’t die. I…lie…ve. …also why are dressed as Ruby Rose. Not the actress but the character from that Japanese cartoon my pal Donnie is watches. I think it’s called Robbie?”

falls down the stairs

“Don’t ask me about fathers”

“SPOONGALA!” throws a bowl of cereal at the wall

GOONGALA

But…breaking things…

GASP