If God were real I'm convinced they'd be so disappointed in humanity's choice to create skim milk. Lactose free? An advancement in accessibility! Nut or oat? Getting creative with the possibilities of nature! Skim milk? An abomination of God's offerings. A desecration of their divine creation.

Post was botched because of bsky's sensitive baby filters 🙃 I am so tired of websites sucking

Check out the New Blood booth at Bitsummit 2026! ft. Tenebris Somnia demo gameplay 🩸

@ the Pocketpair x New Blood Bitsummit Party in Kyoto!

Heyyyyy middle of the night anxiety where you feel like you failed every social interaction you had the previous day but just didn't realize it in the moment 🤠

Got a big ahh bag at the Kyoto Coach! tried to score some onitsuka tigers but the line was two hours long... maybe tomorrow 😛

Hi from Kyoto 🍁

RED ALERT HAYLEY WILLIAMS PLAYED A SHOW WITH BEE AND PUPPYCAT BEHIND HER AS VISUALS??? TWO OF MY FAVORITE THINGS EVER IN THE WORLD COLLIDING???? TWO THINGS THAT BOTH HEALED ME IN THE SAME SPACE?!?!?!!!!!!

Carrot recipe #1 - Julia Child's creamed carrots! Ugly picture because I only remembered to take one on my second serving. Only deviation from the recipe is that I added fresh rosemary. :)

Can I interest anyone in a comedic overabundance of carrots...?

Finally pulled out the box of shoes that I shipped from America to put them away in my closet. I had a lot of pain when walking while pregnant so it has been AGES since I've even looked at all my heels and boots and such. Its like going shopping... but in a collection of shoes you already like. 👠

First day trying out a women's only gym with on site childcare 😛 The gym is so nice but we drive so far and the childcare slots are only for an hour, so thinking of just going to the gym thats closer and keeping her in the carrier or baby-wearing. Having lots of fun finally working out though ✨️

Happy mother's day to me! A Diet Coke bouquet with whittakers chocolate and steak dinner with home made potatoes au gratin, broccoli, and carrots 🥰

Braised beef short ribs, mashed potatoes, gravy, carrots, & broccolini. With a white wine that totally doesn't pair with the meal but I don't care much for red.

Also I have a massage, facial, and lash lift appointment tomorrow so like not to alarm anyone but tbh I'm about to be a brand new bitch

Went to a women's only gym ✨️with chilcare✨️ today and had my first really good work out in a YEAR. It felt so niiiice to put in my headphones and really zone out.

One day I will stop opening the calculator app when I intend to open the clock app. But today is not that day

Chilli crisp eggs & avocado toast on my home made sesame seed sourdough.

No more baby pictures even with her face blurred because someone messaged me an unblurred version of the picture that they asked ShitGPT to do. It wasn't entirely accurate but it was close and I still hated it so. No more of that. Fuck ass stupid ass peice of shit fucking water wasting technology

Baby is in the phase where she's learned how to grab her paci out of her mouth but then gets sad that its gone 🧍‍♀️

Europeans on tiktok are crashing out because there is no walkable infrastructure to MetLife stadium. They think they're gonna form a human chain and stop traffic to walk across I-95. If anyone tries to tell them that isn't possible they piss their pants and throw a tantrum lmao

The audacity to cheat on a woman who is so so fine that she is professionally known as THEE STALLION is insane actually.

Your brain is supposed to be better at absorbing new information for like 6 months after giving birth so I'm working on a new skill! I want to be able to read sewing patterns and learn to tailor them to fit my body better by making mock-ups and altering them. Anyways so far its KICKING MY MF ASS

💥Hear me as THE BIG SHOT in Blood West: Scavengers💥 I've always wanted to have a role that let me use my natural southern accent and HERE SHE IS!

That's my man that's my man that's my man THAT'S MY MANNNNN 🗣📣

Dave said it was a little moist on the inside 🙄

Fresh baked breadussy, anyone?

mfw i'm trying desperately to be fit again but we have a trip to Japan coming up and I can't say no to pastries

Baby will only tolerate tummy time when she's elevated on my chest, but she just lifts her head up and flops down on my boobs over and over. This mf got a built in bouncy house 😐

BEHOLD 😛 I'm so excited for it to cool

This is about to be the most delicious foccacia 😛 Made with fresh sun gold tomatoes and rosemary from our garden, & hand grated white cheddar.

OVER HERE 🗡

Manifested a life like Animal Crossing a lil too hard, now I'm planting some tulip and hyacinth bulbs today.

Don't ask me how much garlic butter I've had today.

I wouldn't mind if handheld gaming systems were shaped like an actual brick as long as they had halfway decent battery life tbh

when you meet on twitter dot com and then start a family

Happy NZ Sunday ❤️

I just finished Esoteric Ebb 😭

Watching Euphoria is so fun when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you it sucks 😛

Saul keeps trying to bring his toy over to the baby to get her to play with him. Bro she is three months old she CANNOT play tugtug with you 😭

Bumble's cancer came back in a way that isn't operable and we can only keep him comfortable in the time that we have left with him. For right now he's still his happy, energetic usual self. This just feels incredibly unfair to the best dog in the whole wide world.

Behold more spoils

Our baby laughed for the first time ohmygoooodddd

I made steak, sweet potatoes with a home made butter rosemary garlic reduction from the steak fat, & teriyaki chili crisp roasted brussel sprouts

Good afternoon today the only thing that would make my baby stop crying was bouncing her while singing the meatball song on repeat. If I stopped she would just cry again. I am Sisyphus and the boulder is a meatball on top of spaghetti all covered in cheese

Tv show BONES could use the same fake prop skeleton for everything and I would truly simply never know

I know parents are SUPPOSED to think their baby is the cutest but I'm being so serious, our baby is the cutest ever. I'm not posting her on the internet so I can't prove it but just picture a baby 3x as cute as the Gerber baby. Holy shit she's so CUTE

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all horror is thriller but not all thriller is horror

This parenting shit easy as hell