'Tis the season for iced coffee, fa la la la laaa

It's great that we love broccolini and carrots because I'm too pregnant to think of any other combination

NEW BLOOD PRESENTS: From the developer of INFERNO and LUDUS MORTIS A TURN BASED RPG ADVENTURE... SET CANONICALLY BETWEEN THE EPISODES OF DUSK. DUNGEONS OF DUSK. youtu.be/f7XHvyJHrl4

how it feels when I'm putting the spicy pack into my buldak noodles

I am make quilt. Behold and admire

I watched all of Witcher s4 in a day and aside from a certain romance plot feeling so forced and unnatural (or maybe just poorly acted? Idek) I was actually really enjoying it, which is crazy because s3 bored me nearly to tears.

If you're gonna make long form content that involves talking into a mic and you dont edit out your plosives (or learn how to avoid them in the first place), I Hate You

I did all this myself and it rocks

My eggs are deviled, my mac is cheesed, my broccoli casserole has home made fried onions because I couldnt find store bought, and my home made milk rolls have risen. Tomorrow its mashed potaties, green beans & figuring out this DAMN HAM that isnt spiral cut because that apparently doesn't exist here

Put together my apple pie for freezing, and successfully pre-grated like three pounds of cheese by hand for the mac and casserole without slicing any fingers. Yeehaw.

Hahahahaha I'm due to pop this baby out in nine weeks. Hahahahahaha what the fuck 🥹

Behold, the most beautiful loaf I have made so far 🥳 Crispy bubbly-blistered crust with a crumb that has evenly spaced & evenly sized holes. Not dry, not gummy, and super flavorful. I don't know if I'll ever be able to recreate this or if I just got lucky lmfao

Got a pretty new guitar since I was too scared to mail my old one across the ocean. Baby can hear stuff now so I wanted to be able to sing to her :)

biofilm

lmao yes totally I am threatening people with improper use of their own voices

I'll do you one better: If you handed your voice over to this shit I fucking hate your lazy ass and hope you get vocal nodes

I cooked the hell out of this roast tbh

I almost wore a spider hat this morning but at least we've got such nice sprouts 🥲

Everyone shut the fuck up my peas and cucumbers are sprouting

My husband gets to sit in the nice warm sauna but I dont get to because it'll cook the baby. 🫩 can't have shit

Whatever production time and cost was "saved" by using AI for one of the most human-dependent disciplines in game making was actively obliterated by the act itself, overshadowing the hard work of every single other developer on the project and making this situation impossible to right. WHO KNEW.

FUCKING TIM KAINE TOO I KNEW I WOULD SEE YOUR FUCKIN MILQUETOAST WHITE FACE YOU GOD DAMN CONSERVATIVE IN BLUE CLOTHING FUCKIN RESIGN IN DISGRACE

fuck you Tim Kaine you limp wristed piece of shit

Mamdani's wife is so fuckin fooiiiiinnneee oh my gawd

Happy dogs & springtime :)

"Your voice sounds so good I thought it was @👁, you should get into doing ads!"

Second time ever cooking steak so my sear isn't awesome, but at least it isn't well done 🤠

the child inside me is just constantly doing this btw

Wife made cinnamon rolls I ain't ever getting in shape again bruh

Chicken pasta! I was not jazzed about using jar sauce but one shallot, four cloves of garlic and an ungodly amount of parmesean later - it was v good 🩷 Trying to decide if we should do a little Thanksgiving even though the holiday doesn't exist here. Kinda want the excuse to use our new cast irons!

Remote island life is so fuuuun until the wind knocks your power out for 24+ hours and the power company will no longer supply an estimate of when it will be fixed, just say "several days" 😀

We got to visit bumble in quarantine!!! They had us put on jumpsuits and booties lol

Saul let me trim four toes and clean his ears so I guess you could say I'm his favorite parent (Dave can only get one toe at a time, if that :p)

Listen to my sweetie!

I am free from the Apple Shackles

Preggo dreams are weird. I just had one that was an entire step-by-step of sewing a skirt, except I somehow folded the seam allowance on the outside of the entire thing. It stressed me out so much I woke up tossing and turning 💀

i cooka da chicken 🤌🏻

in other doggy news, we’re pretty sure Saul figured out I’m pregnant bc he is obsessssssed with me/my stomach. The concern in his eyes lmao

he made it to quarantine!!!! Bumby in New Zealand!!

Auckland airport got evacuated for some reason and we saw bumble waiting in his crate on the tarmac 😭 he’s aliiiiive my sweet boyyy! Now he goes to Christchurch for a ten day quarantine ;-;

It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.

goodbye see you never ✋🤪

Day two of pet handler pics. Bro isn’t missing us at all 😂 they have a literal doggy playground!

Bumby is with the pet transport company for our big flight to NZ tomorrow - these are the pictures they sent us for his morning update 🥹 Very nervous to have him on such a long flight but happy he seems to be comfy

Another reminder to Californians that when it rains, you drive with the headlights ON 😀

happy bumbo in San Fran!

RECORDED WITH IT AND ITS ACTUALLY SO INCREDIBLE (TLM 103) IM SO HAPPY but still fuck you guitar center

LMAO ok got to the GC and they switched it for us saying ‘maybe it happened in the factory’ but we opened the new box in-store just to check and this one was wrapped in plastic with paperwork, neither of which the previous mic had. I was for sure sold a used product full price lolol

Got my dream mic from guitar center, they said it was new but when I brought it home and opened it up there’s a big ass dent and looks like it’s been dropped :( we’re taking it back rn but I’m so paranoid they’re gonna try to claim I made the dent sigh