@reignfc.com desperately needs her, but would never pay for a player of her quality.

So many choices

Wheel of parity turn, turn, turn, Tell us the lessons that we shall learn.

Let’s not drag *women’s* soccer in the US down with the misery that is the USMNT. Woso fans are too emotionally involved sometimes (see: reactions to recent “divorce” and any public appearance of Preath).

Fellow elder millennials, we can stop building our 90s playlist for the mutiny. For now.

Justiciability

Maybe this is the goalkeeping you get under a stolen brand, @reignfc.com #clawdsquad

Matt selflessly supported the Reign, hyped players, and rallied fans for years. All while the Reign marketing team took a nap. The marketing team seems to agree since they’ve started appropriating Matt’s merch and works w/o asking or giving credit or thanks. Would a #thanksdignguy have been so hard?

The @theathletic.com claims Lynn invented Claw-dia but the true story is that one absolutely deranged fan (me) invented and has been building that brand for the best US keeper for years. Please put in the papers that I am annoyed. A thread... #nwsl www.nytimes.com/athletic/721...

The NWSL is an MLM. “Don’t worry, you’ll get your money back when the next expansion team buys in!!”

Do they think they’ll improve attendance with weeknight only matches for the Reign during the Seahawks’ and the Sounders’ seasons? Or do they think people are going to sit outside in Spokane in December?

Missed photo opportunity by ESPN.

If she gets sick of playing for a coach who hasn’t won NWSL coach of the year, I know a scrappy, lovable Pacific Northwest team whose coach won 3 times so far 😉

Fuck my life. #nwsl

There is no rivalry in the NWSL except the Cascadia rivalry. Everyone else is just sparkling resentment

Ah, yes, small town Bellevue, WA

Is it still 2002?

Imagine thinking it’s a flex to admit you know nothing about the team you coach.

Incredible deal. $166,666.67 per goal (3) she scored for the Reign in 2025. If you take a longer view, $38,461.54 for each of the 13 goals she scored for the Reign across four seasons (2022 - 2025). The maths math. For the Reign.

Right. Because Boston is famously tolerant of disruptions to its caffeine supply.

The only front office more out of touch with its supporters than the Reign seems to be the Thorns.

This is not the schedule for a team serious about substantially improving attendance. I get we have the least priority at Lumen, but the fact remains 7 pm on a Sunday isn’t going to help draw a huge crowd for your home opener.

The Reign released no transfer news in the off season even though preseason starts soon, but when the team does release news, what a doozy.

I know it’s not the admin’s fault, so sorry. But this should have been decided before season ticket holders had to pay and factored into the price. You told us there would be 15 season matches included and now we’ll have to pay even more and travel 4 - 6 hours across state each way to get that.

The alt text 😂

KC’s season was because of Chawinga, not Vlatko.

Her ability to develop players, her unique mentality, her historic season with Racing Louisville, and persevering through everything that was thrown at her both on and off the field, here’s why I believe Bev Yanez deserves to be #NWSL Coach of the Year. www.si.com/soccer/why-r...

Seattle is sending Ken Griffey Jr. to shape the NWSL’s culture? The former baseball player? But not Megan Rapinoe?

ChatGPT 0, Orlando 2.

Does ChatGPT still recommend a 5 back against Orlando? Or maybe Harvey phrased the question incorrectly? Because it seems to be working for Orlando.

I eat paste

Dear Martha, the war rages on. Tariffs have ravaged the small batch coffee supply. Men in flannel raided the last Stumptown stockpile. Generals handed out Starbucks dark roast but no one debased themselves yet. Please send artisanal provisions I can trade for organic goat cheese. #warravagedportland

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The Reign proving that being a Seattle sports fan isn’t a choice. #Reignfc

A true Seattle OG! ❤️❤️🐉

Yes, dinner time on a school night is famously a great time for kids and their caregivers to attend a soccer match.

🥱 #reignfc

The unspoken part of Berman’s statement is that the fine, if any, for a player dying of heat exhaustion is less than the fine for missing the broadcast window. #fireberman #nwsl

Speaking truth to power is an act of love. And bravery. Please read if you haven’t already.

I’m mad that as a Reign fan I can’t be mad that Naeher scored this goal. I hate that I love her success and how uncomfortable she must be with all this attention.

Now can we have a conversation about replacing Harvey? How many more times do we have to out-coach ourselves? #nwsl

Update. Found this old one and will definitely be taking it. Love to hate ya friends 😘 #nwsl

Marta is eternal

Fishlock loves scoring on pride night ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤 #nwsl

I don’t even need to know why to know I agree.

Not mentioned in the Yates report! Congrats, Boston!