One Battle After Another was absolutely great! The person with their bare feet up on the table one row in front of me was not so great.

Great rundown of the latest details by Sean.

I don’t follow the NFL, so I get all my info from a thread with a few friends who do. I asked “who are the Charlotte Hornets of the NFL?” and in the midst of explaining how bad the Hornets are, I discovered that the only NBA teams to never make a conference final are both iterations of the Hornets.

Feels like a framing craft project may be necessary after coming across these true gems.

Increase a band Soundarboretum

The people’s sheriff with some parking wisdom!

Enough about billionaires. How about the hundredaires and thousandaires? Or the “Complete Set of 1990 Blazer DQ Glasses”-aires?

Slightly diminish a band: Pearl Fruit Preserves

My Ologies shirt has sparked two conversations already this AM as I wander about. One with a barista who said “I love that podcast!” and another with a guy who was simply drawn by all the images on the shirt surrounding the title and hoping to see a vinology image. @ologies.bsky.social

FastSigns handled the news perfectly, by making a celebratory sign!

Clearly Cronin signed Grant to such a long contract so he’d still be on the team when Dame returned. Galaxy brain stuff going on here.

It certainly would be fun to do this again!

Bringin’ out the classics

Well damn!

Blazers walked so Suns/Bucks could run. (Referring to our Andrew Nicholson seemingly endless stretched salary cap hit of a bygone era)

The merch line is loooong, which is awesome to see.

On Max and there’s a guy who sounds like Al Pacino loudly announcing every stop with a guffaw afterwards.

Did we not provide the play by play guys with a pronunciation guide?

Gah - Blazervision is still stuck on pregame

I’m predicting an 11-7-3-1-3 line for our young king.

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.

When you get a smallish appliance that comes in a nice sturdy box, do you… A) Immediately recycle/toss the box? B) Save the box for some logical amount of time in case the thing breaks and then A? C) Use the box for storing other things? D) Save empty box and all innards for when you move someday?

I feel safe in saying this is the only complete breakdown of the Blazers' Summer League roster—from Yang Hansen to Olivier Nkamhoua—that you'll find anywhere. www.rosegardenreport.com/breaking-dow...

Is there a fireworks show over there my OMSI? What the heck is going on?

Call him by his true name, The Shaq of Troutdale!

Are we going to do anything?

No spoilers, but will they please move The Bear out of the comedy category for season 4? This is so not a comedy.

Oof, they just drastically mispronounced Willamette on Athletic NBA Daily, and none of the other hosts batted an eye.

Had fun at draft party last night, and have a present for anyone who wants some Blazer socks. Sadly, they are just too tight on my size 12’s and lower calves.

Wait, did Brooklyn keep all five firsts? This is going to be interesting to watch.

The Portland WNBA expansion team just announced that they've crossed 10,000 season ticket deposits.

Secretly over here hoping the Nets draft and keep all five first rounders, and then keep them all for the next ten years as their starting lineup.

I would be so mad if the Blazers traded four first round picks and a swap for Desmond Bane.

Fat Milo’s on NE Fremont. Been meaning to check this out since it opened! Also - many yard sales happening all throughout my walk north on 9th on the way here. Some even have pastries and fresh cookies. Today is a “forget to use my calorie tracker” day.

Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

Oh hey, made a thing.

remove a letter, ruin a band Ed Zeppelin

I’m gonna be out and about at 4 PM, so hopefully there will be live updates of who’s getting every draft pick right here on good old blue sky.

Scoot would be eviscerating this defense.

They’re wasting Toumani’s greatness by not having him pick up full court.

PA announcer must’ve been given bad pronunciation for Toumani’s last name.

- Hi, I’m here for my tattoo appontment - Welcome, have you had a tattoo before? - No - Well, let’s get started, any designs in mind? - Yes, this…

League sources say that cash considerations is unhappy in their current situation and demands to be traded by today’s looming deadline.

Clearly the most reasonable fan expectation is for us to continue winning at a 90% clip and go 50 and 32 for the season. I’m in.

When you’re alternating between bingeing Friends and Shameless at the same time and Dermot Mulroney shows up in both shows simultaneously…

Blazers Legend…

If we are fifth in the league in 2nd chance points, that likely doesn’t bode well for 1st chance points…

Some wondrous Scooby footage…