"Hey what is two plus two?" AI: "Coke Zero"

There is no sight that more efficiently puts the lie to immigration “court” than the common sight of children “representing themselves.” Children too small to climb into the chair, children in pajamas who don’t know where they are, children not yet old enough to speak.

Im in a location featured in a video game right now!

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Im nowhere near "a good shape" but I realized why muscles are more pronounced is due to me taking a diuretic like some Hollywood guys did to make their muscles stick out more for movies and TV.

They really need to stop taking up hospital and ER space if theyre gonna be like this then.

PWEASE DONT HURT OUR WORLD CUP FANS HERE IS AN AWARD WE TOTALLY DIDNT MAKE UP JUST FOR THAT PURPOSE

I hope the news of AI driving RAM prices up helped in this result.

hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it

When I was a kid I thought that movie "Three men and a baby" meant a throuple adopted a baby.

はくさんに描いていただいた黒ゴスひじき子 skeb.jp/@haku_xxxx/w...

Gonna look up a screenwriting class and see what happens.

My alternate name for the Rascal does not series is BakeNormieGatari.

This insane bit, from the dub of Rascal Does Not Dream of Santa Claus ep 10 The line is actually "I'm enraptured."

I love that the algo put me on the people picking up litter category because that's what I wanna see and ads to pay.

I think some flat earthers are faking it so some rich person would take them to space to for free. The rest are just idiots who wont believe it even if you take them to space.

FANSUBS ARE COMING BACK BABY

If she never tried to Hare Hare Yukai, she too young for you bruh

being sourced from your balls is a qualification apparently

Maybe PC gamers should join in more of the Anti-AI activities.

the other purple drink I love (Coco Ube)

Power and Varia Suit Samus (Metroid Prime) ✨

Not my photo but I just drove by this IRL

a bunch of people talking about the JAV where Reze's chara design was from

Instead doing the Simpsons thing, they should do the Futurama thing where they push the Earth back away from the sun.

Costco sues US to preserve tariff refunds if Trump loses appeal reut.rs/48J2koC

Darker take on Home Alone where the Wet Bandits come in and unalive Kevin, then the parents who are now secret mob lawyers but were former hitmen get revenge. Like John Wick but people care more about a dog than Kevin.

Im in the countryside and this mf on the roof being loud af

Private equity.

I havent thrown a flip flop and one shotted a roach in a while but I just did it.

A buncha people gonna lose their security clearances and gonna go to jail after being blackmailed into espionage.

I love this Frosty's name. #Wendys

I would love to see shirts with WW2 era posters.

wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"

Wandance is the best comedy anime of 2025

Drove by a panaderia in the Philippines. Got this ube cake thing. It's okay, I was expecting something else.

lmao

On Thanksgiving of all times I learn about Brothy Rice wtf we gentrifying eating with hands next?

Happy Snatcher day! Today marks 37 years since Snatcher came out on the NEC PC-8801. Over the last year we've been able to preserve the full manga run of Snatcher within our scanning group. Enjoy the scans and an article by @segasky.bsky.social here - www.gamingalexandria.com/wp/2025/11/s...

Need to update my will now btw

Im at my parents house in the Philippines. A stray cat was meowing at me from while I was sitting on the cushioned swing bench thing. I think it wanted me to get out of its bed lol

I got this for free from a friend and it is like 400 Calories

Welcome to the Butlerian Jihad, Pope.

Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season

Count your blessings. @theonion.com