Like me, did anyone else grow up reading Fantastic Four, Spider-man, Hulk, Daredevil et al and thought, “if radiation can do all this cool shit, why are we so afraid of it?”

How have I never heard of this before this is legit one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

I googled if there was ever a horror movie about a vampire pope, and instead learned about a “Conclave” subplot I totally missed.

The average American has three friends.

show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie (that is me, but not a selfie, and energy remains unchanged)

Orlando #handsoff

I just deactivated my Twitter accounts once and for all and it feels soooooooooo good

Pick a movie, keep one actor, rest are Muppets: Caligula Malcolm McDowell

I was ordered by the George W. Bush White House to quiet down.

Kamala should be introduced by Jimmy Carter doing Hulk Hogan’s speech from the RNC

At any moment the contents of my house is approximately 60% charger cables and they’re all the wrong kinds of cable

I am late to the party and just discovered what skibidi toilet is and now I am very upset I came to this party

Which actor's expression will stay with you forever? (I have two, same scene, same shot)

This Mother’s Day, give the gift that says, “mom, please make me three different sized things for dinner.”

We don’t hear about Supermoons any more. Is the era of the Supermoon over? Asking for a friend (the regular ol’ moon).

Why was it The Dancing Itos and not Interpretive Lance

RIP OJ Simpson, who died faceplanting on a concrete sidewalk while trying to leap over a pile of luggage to get to his rental car.

Does this Tuesday make me look fat?

The steam boat train crossing the pier at Dun Laoghaire, Dublin on Christmas Day, 1959. The National Library of Ireland. No known copyright restrictions. #SteamTrain #DunLaoghaire #Dublin #Ireland #20thCentury #History

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The boys and I figured we’d ask ChatGPT to help us solve a clue from the Times crossword.

There are literally no words to adequately describe how excited I was to see this movie.

If you were visited by 3 ghosts on Christmas Eve, who would you want them to be?

Never forget

Happy Chanooka to all who celebrate

“Ah me favorite Beatles memory… when we wore old timey bathing costumes and held our straw boaters over our chests… it was never better that that moment…”

Tell me you’ve never seen Blade Runner without telling me you’ve never seen Blade Runner.

Anyone know if they sell Halloween candy with the pins already in them? This is taking me hours!

I legit just checked my Amazon app to see if my package was delivered instead of, you know, walking 30 feet or so to the front door.

You’re putting a lot of pressure on me there, raspberries

Good morning let’s goooo #RaysUp #Postseason

Me looking at old pictures: Wow, I loved that shirt! Why did I ever get rid of it? Also me looking at old pictures: ugh I still wear that shirt how embarrassing