Is it possible to jaywalk at a roundabout?

😲

Planking is not necessary.

It will always be Alta, Sask, Man, Ont, Que and NFLD for me.

What isn’t slippery when wet?

Crabs are just water spiders.

Does the 173 actually go anywhere?

Points don’t matter.

Just Duff.

Hand dryers never blow long enough.

Pumpkin is a much better nickname than gourd.

Something from the meat case, Linda?

“One size fits all” has to be one of the biggest scams we ever fell for.

Waving Wintour.

I can’t imagine eating a banana any other way.

Don’t eat a sink burger.

Saying “it was gifted to me” rather than saying “my friend gave it to me” has to stop.

I’ve never had a three digit address before.

Mum kept a lot of my artwork (paintings, drawings and other crafts I made in school) for her entire life. She was very sentimental. I think she kept the ones she had a special attachment to.

I’d forgotten how good an all beef wiener is.

Mustard on the beat.

🤣

Am I the only one who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street?

It may not have been loud on your end, but it was sure loud here.

Ch not Ck.

Slap tune.

You know you have a problem when you're on the mailing list for Lindt choholate.

Today is a two banana and two coffee crisp day.

🙏

Two sneezes today.

Should the bologna be wet?

Ever Nikki I’ve known in my life (and there have been a few) have been awesome people.

What’s the point of finger-less gloves?

No drinking before noon. Does that also apply to smoking weed?

🤣

You know the bus is coming eventually; have your fare ready.

Wary Wintour.

Street parking and pants.

Imagine the chaos there’d be if we didn’t have fences.

It’s a good thing the disco ball didn’t die with disco.

There’s a fine line between stretching and pulling.

I’ve never heard so many fog horns in my life.

I’ve never seen a baby wearing a belt.

Boffo is on the case.

There are so many weirdos on Facebook Marketplace.

👍

Sneeze loud and laugh even louder.

I’ve never been able to do that!

You must maintain limberability.

Once you’re late, there’s no point checking the time anymore.