Insert IDW Scorponok mechpreg joke here

The old saying is true, nobody ships MegOp harder than the staff

The real reason Hasbro hasn't done toys of Anode and Lug is that every figure already comes with a backpack

They should call Transformer divorce Conjux Ruptura bc the moment it has a name we all know what's gonna happen

Love that the thing he got out of that Oates post was “this guy doesn’t like movies” and not everything else

The kind of greed they talk about in the Covenant of Primus #valveplug

Implying horses would be less frightened of the severed horse head than the car

Why are TFA and TFP fans fighting eachother so often lately where they could join forces after the true enemy (Bayverse)

They whitewashed him to nerf Hawkeye.

"Alphanians are puritans" G1 Alpha Trion made it so Optimus and Elita could only "interface" with eachother so in the sense of monogamy it tracks but he had to be a bit of a pervert to do that

We may be horny for Starscream but we'll never surpass Budiansky calling him "Silver Snake" and "Pretty Poison". Genuinely what was he onto.

As much as I agree there should be more mpreg abortion, Transformers mechpreg gets into an interesting moral dilemma where a Spark is objectively a "soul" and in various canons there are severe birth shortages... If fandoms were more chill with the difference between depiction/endorsement...

Kicking the hornet's nest by posting it on this website, particularly on the last tweet, but still want to repost this thread I made

the absurdity of it all has got me crying laughing, how do you strip something of all its meaning and consequences so hard like this and call it COZY or WHOLESOME LMFAO do words have any meaning to them anymore hahahahhahahahahhahah

Ngl I don't really like the "femme" term we should come up with something punnier to really match "mech" Was thinking of "leady" pronounced like lady but Idk if it implies they're literaly made of lead and open a bioesentialist can of worms like that estriol spark controversy in IDW

Thinking of the inevitable episode of that pitch where the Decepticons would've gotten their original bodies back (temporarily) and fem!Starscream got a ridiculously humanoid voluptuous form to inform the audience she used to be sexier back then. 3rd Party Arcees would look modest in comparison.

You could even bring his IDW "forged" design up as the body he had before dying for the first time Also you could nod to that G1 pitch concept of having a nemesis relationship with Jazz bc of him "destroying" that body

Umamusume: Pretty Derby (2016-???)

Thinking about the concept of MegaEmpress being born out of "Megatron's spare parts" implying the previous existence of Megatron boobs.

BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks. This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.

This is cool after the war on everything called “porn” by platforms and payment processors. A machine that stole all your words can generate and sell “erotica” but you can’t haaa

They should bring SFX in openings back idc

Well Optimus already got a Matrix implant it was a matter of time until she got the full bottom surgery

Oxes are castrated bulls do what you want with that information #megop

Explains why I suck at both

Imagine telling a Tumblr account this in 2018

I got a strong distaste for posts that qrt something and go "this is gonna piss off people who x" because you aren't necessarily trying to make up a guy to get mad at, the guy likely exists, but why are you trying to preemptively get mad. Why is your first instinct to think of the guy you hate.

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

I realize I missed a few episodes but meh who cares

For the record, if you're on here bitching about people who are still on X while this piece of shit platform keeps deleting Palestinians trying to survive, you are also Nazi scum

I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".

Same with people screenshoting the new MieKun video in the part he kisses his head just before Cliffjumper gets weirded out

I mean for probably 90% of those movies the american military had to check the script to ensure the average moviegoer can't connect any dots to them or else the filmmakers had to pay for the props out of their pocket

Watching a movie to stop fapping to valveplug and they go and make an "Optimus Prime's dick" joke I can't escape this is my life now

You say you don't like yaoi? You gotta be fu-joshing me

So the vibe I get from this is that it does not matter if the media is ACTUALLY consensually or ethically produced. It’s about the aesthetics of it. Notice the wording. It’s about the visuals, not the actual material.

JUST FUCKING BAN NAZIS AND LEAVE THE FICTIONAL ART AND KINKS ALONE. IT. CAN. NOT. BE. THAT. HARD.

Anyway, evergreen

I agree that AI recreations of the dead are completely ghoulish but I also can't deny the two people who would be all in on having one done for themselves would have been Stan Lee and Walt Disney

Kicking the hornet's nest by posting it on this website, particularly on the last tweet, but still want to repost this thread I made

The solution right now is not saying “move to Mastodon, to Pillowfort, use Picarto galleries” etc, bc that won't stop this silent escalation of censorship and sexual repression on the internet. The issue is not which platform we choose, but rather raising our voices against what is happening.

@bsky.app Fictional characters cannot consent because they are not real. Actual people can consent to make art in self-expression and other real people can consent to see it or choose to moderate what they see on social media to cultivate their timeline. This is the entire point of a tagging system.

it’s all consensual art expression because it is made by me (a consenting adult) and viewed by other consenting adults. shrimple as that!

Once again, Jesus Christ, if your own policy would ban, like, The Handmaid's Tale, The Colour Purple, One Hundred Years of Solitude, A Clockwork Orange, Blood Meridian, Measure For Measure, like.... what are we doing here. What is this for

As much as I love mechpreg I must admit budding as depicted in the comics has a lot of interest aspects to it, such as the bond between parent and child when the former feels the later's death, and also birthing an adult-sized clump of metal