ᅠ ᅠ 𝓛𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 「 * 𝙋𝙃𝙊𝙀𝙉𝙄𝙓 」 , 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗘𝗡 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 ── 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑨𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑺 .

elysia 🩷 i want to try culvers so bad but the nearest one is like 6 hours away . literally the FURTHEST away part of the state next to mine ☹️ please expand to my state my life will be yours

WHAT'S UP, IDIOTS 👹

elysia 🩷 OO, THEY BOTH LOOK NICE

elysia 🩷 messing around in the practice range . i've been sleeping on echo, SOOO fun 👹

elysia 🩷 heh .... you know you want to / silly

elysia 🩷 loudly and obnoxiously singing manchild while playing as ramattra in overwatch and sipping on pink lemonade . i truly live in the right era

elysia 🩷 overwatch is so fun rn AUGHHHH

elysia 🩷 they NEED to port marvel rivals to the switch 2 . i'd so play it if they did 😡 i tried it on pc but idk . i'm just not really a pc gamer 😔🥀

elysia 🩷 on another note, my valentine's day themed drink i got from my favorite coffee shop today was SO fucking GOOD UGH 👹

elysia 🩷 just saw some 87 shredder fanart on tumblr and i just have to say . holy fucking shroobs

elysia 🩷 HELP MEEEEE 💀

HIIIIII .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ

elysia 🩷 i haven't played overwatch in like two years but omg domina is so fun

elysia 🩷 HELP MEEEEE 💀

i don't know what you're talking about, 👹 TAAASHAAAAA . 👹

i'm going to ── QUIT PAWING AT MY PRECIOUS BEARD ── 👹

elysia 🩷 their names are like bloop, gloop, droo and shit they're everything to me

GET . HIM . OFF 👹

elysia 🩷 this little mobile game i've been playing to pass time and boredom is so cute i'm so sad that i finished all the levels a few hours ago

GET IT OFF ME, ELF EARS .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ 🤬

[ HE LETS OUT A HIGH PITCHED SCREECH . 💀 ] GET AWAY FROM ME, FURBALL ──

[ he screams the first couple times he goes through the loop ── on his third time, though, he goes silent again . ]

you sound like a real stick in the mud, aAaaAalllMmmAaaa . 👹 and you're right . it's HILARIOUS .

in your dreams ── HAHA .ᐟ

yeah, right . okay, cyclops . 👹

sorry, cyclops, no can DO .ᐟ 👹

HIIIIIIIII . 👹

[ to get her attention, he blares a ... very, VERY loud alarm noise . 💀 ]

elysia 🩷 😭😭😭

in case i didn't make this CLEAR, elf ears ── i don't CARE . 👹

[ he finally goes silent ── ... ... it isn't long before one of the computers in the room displays an E shaped emoticon with eyes and a mouth . ]

if you don't open this door RIGHT NOW, CYCLOPS ──

so THAT'S the game you want to play, HUH ── i can still totally get inside .ᐟ

HEY ── I DIDN'T GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO PICK ME UP, CYCLOPS . ( 👹 )

[ he simply stares at her, blinking . ] that's not very effective, you know .

WHY NOT .

for MY sake .ᐣ why MY sake .ᐣ [ he flicks the back of her head, with but the simple purpose of being annoying . ]

elysia 🩷 shake it up theme song just started playing . late 2000s and early 2010s disney shows and their banger ass themes ...

AUGH . 👹

yeah, actually .ᐟ i'm so glad you asked, cyclops . you should REAAAALLY throw those schematics away ── they're an insult to my eyes . [ he starts blinking rapidly, as if to make it look like his eyes were in pain . 💀 ]

[ eddy standing behind her in his synthetic body, staring at the schematics judgmentally . ... where did he even come from .ᐣ 💀 ]

elysia 🩷 eddy is so silly i hate him

[ HE'S POINTING AND LAUGHING AT A CHAIR . 💀 ] YOU CAN'T HURT ME, MY FOOT IS SYNTHETIC . I CAN'T FEEL PAIN .ᐟ HAHA ── 👹

elysia 🩷

elysia 🩷 THIS MAKES ME GIGGLE SO HARD . THE MOMENT OF REALIZATION 💀💀

donny . you should be grateful . 👹

NOW HE'S THINKIN' BOUT MEEEE EVERY NIGHT ( voice crack ) OooOOHHH IS IT THAT SWEET I GUESS SOoOuhH

elysia 🩷 they NEED to continue the elite force universe in some way bc there are a LOT of cliffhangers 💀

elysia 🩷 i want to remind everyone that adam is canonically a swiftie 😭🙏