I went to Never Melee this last weekend and experienced time travel. Please read and long live Melee docs.google.com/document/d/1...

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why cant i be normal? instead of asking “do you have any pets?” i say some shit like “do any creatures roam within this home?”

learning to count cards reminds me of practicing tech chasing… and oh boy do i love practicing tech chasing…

need a job so that i can have money to gamble away and then have no money from the aforementioned gambling and repeat

on one sad day i will not be the strongest ive ever been… but that day is not FUCKING today because holy shit im strong 😤

not the hardest climb but i thought this beta was insane 😇

been climbing in size 9 shoes for almost 2 years… ive in the past month realized that i should be climbing in size 6.5 shoes… 🤦‍♀️

bad news: i havent been eating enough for a week good news: muscle ups are really easy

havent climbed in a week . im dying .

IF I DO A ONE ARM PULL UP TODAY I WILL BE FIXED !!!

tn i shall climb at MY climbing gym i shall be humbled montreal v7s are champaign v5s

i hate american airlines wdym “we dont do standby at the airport anymore u have to use the app” omg THERE R A MILLION EMPTY SEATS ON THE PLANE LET ME ON delta wouldve never done this to me .

im cute as FUCK

zamu ^-^