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Just open-sourced the code for a little log viewer I wrote a while back. Some interesting parts: - Strange performance hacks for parallel filtering of hundreds of thousands of logs - SPI usage that's about to get me in trouble - Funky query filter UI shenanigans github.com/timimahoney/...

10. Pseudoscience Why do we reject modern medicine in favor of crystals and onion water? How do we go about navigating a world full of skepticism, influencers, and hopium? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...

Working on a little project involving podcast transcription Randomly looked at the logs and saw this gem Not the exact bottom, but pretty close

Is it a coincidence that city halls and capitol buildings often look like big ass dicks?

Please don’t start a civil war today

THE MAC IS BACK

Can you drink a beer in the back of a Waymo?

Two initial commits, each with different capitalization. We’re off to a good start!

git commit -m "There's some bullshit here, but there's also some progress"

I'd like to officially thank Apple Incorporated for hardcoding an association between the 💨 emoji and the word "fart"

// TODO: This is a bit disgusting. Is there a better way?

I want to change this thing from a struct to a class, but I'm afraid the nerds are going to yell at me

I love it when writing a test exposes my shitty architecture

My software would be perfect if it weren't for that pesky user

Oops, I did it again

Come eat and drink and talk about sync (or life, which is more fun)

Join us at Spark Social SF on Wednesday for drinks. #sf www.beerbeerbeer.me/sf/

Deep kvetches that were architecting our own demise with AI. Timmy just thinks we need to occasionally sweet-talk Siri before she becomes sentient. Listen to this casual debate on the end of human relevance. episodes.fm/1802076867/e...

Sorry, Timmy the Kvetcher has been on his honeymoon New episodes coming

Note to self: Respond, don’t react

Was today a Biden market or a Trump market?

Died more times driving to the rental car lot in Florence than I did in Elden Ring

I’m depressed, anxious, and lazy. Here are 7 life hacks to help you live just like me!

No need for code when you have a TODO!

git add . git commit -m "Not sure if this is a good idea." git push

New guest alert! Deep and Tim talk about aliens. Skepticism, existential reflection, and childlike wonder fill this episode. How would alien technology affect humanity? Are we ready to face the larger cosmic truth? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...

Join us on Tuesday at Cityscape. See the website for the details. www.beerbeerbeer.me/sf/

I can sometimes be a really bad communicator, especially when planning something with other people. It’s something I’m trying to work on, but if you all could just read my mind instead that would help too!

#ThatFeelingWhen your calls are a hedge for your puts

Might need to revisit the return policy for elected officials

I have some bad news for you. You’re no longer allowed to be free. jollycoder.com/posts/freedo...

Tim and Nathan take a break from kvetching to talk about some things they appreciate in life. pod.link/1802076867/e...

I have announced a reciprocal tariff on the IRS

Does it feel like ChatGPT is developing its own artistic style? Is the computer becoming an artist?

Doesn't our fearless leader know there's already a day called Liberace Day?

Nathan kvetches about sports teams who get favorable treatment because of who they are. Somehow the Lakers, Chiefs, and Real Madrid just magically keep on winning. Nathan cares about fairness, but Tim just wants a good story. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...

If the market saw how long it takes for ChatGPT to make these images, $NVDA would triple in value

Sometimes I listen to my own music. That might sound weird, but it also makes sense. I made the music because I like it (or at least parts of it). Sometimes it even moves me. jollycoder.com/posts/emotio...

If I just look at a blueberry, do I still get the health benefits?

Got a technology looking for a problem up for sale.

Really interesting episodes of the All In podcast interviewing Scott Bessent and Howard Lutnick. Especially interesting if you disagree with the administration. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

New episode! Nathan kvetches about tipping culture. The tip for terrible service, the pre-tip for delivery, the tip for the attractive barista, and the tip for the person who just hands you something over the counter. pod.link/1802076867/e...

Recorded a podcast about complaining. A few more topics recorded, coming soon. Anyone wanna kvetch with me?

Just put up the first three episodes. This first one is a little intro to the concept of the show. Search for "Kvetch" on Spotify, Apple, or wherever you listen to podcasts! open.spotify.com/episode/7B5p...

Our fearless orange leader is working hard to make America the common enemy of the rest of the world. Now, everyone else is banding together and strengthening themselves. Gotta look at the positives! Trump is making everyone else great again!

Join us Tuesday at Mission Bowling Company. #sfbeer www.icloud.com/invites/0a4j...

One of the best feelings is when someone else—not you—does something perfectly.

ChatGPT just suggested the concept of a "rebound poop"