Evil gacha game holding me hostage ooouuughh I am not immune to endgame content

me @ my favs if i'm being quite real

tw // noncon i personally don't really think that cybertronians can get preggers in the way we understand it buuuuuut purely for fanfiction the purposes the concept of giving a transformer a rape baby is so fucking hot even the threat is just too delicious

today i am hallowing my ween

tw // snuff Transformers snuff could actually be pretty hot 🥵 Like… that mech needs to be fucked to death on video please… and the recording needs to be distributed across Cybertron’s underbelly so sick perverts (ME!!) to jack off to it Sideswipe could be good for this… but also… hnnghh… Misfire..

one day i will get better at articulating my ideas for now all i got is think about eating bonecrusher out and getting my head caved in when his gigantic thighs clamp around my head when he overloads

Brawl pregnancy i need it

The concept of knocking up an entire gestalt:

MHA on my timeline…. ouughhhh my high school interests are out to kill me…

I want Krok so bad it’s actually unreal. I need him chained to a metal bed frame in my basement yesterday. Oh my goooooooooddddd

asexual makes worst headcanon alignment chart ever, asked to leave the party

Perfect idea for an alignment chart when I get back home… the food might be ass but I am still gonna cook…

Day of joy and happiness for meeeeeee!!!!!

popular ships will kill the patient, she needs rarepairs in order to live

ships are always so so tasty when they're one-sided i love bittersweet rejection, i love puppy crushes, i love unspoken feelings that never go anywhere, I LOVE UNREQUITED LOVEEEEEEEE

going on tftwt makes me feel like such a hater 😭 all those people do is complain, with the occaisional cannibalization of some art account over petty drama that gets blown out of proportion cuz they can't resist churning the rumor mill harder than a water wheel in the Mississippi River

Lego Soundwave at the Barnes & Noble… oh my gawwwwd

it's hard to pioneer a ship from practically nothing when you can't draw and can't write and also don't have time to do shit cuz uni's grabbed you by the balls

The Scrapper fandom is dying. Repost if you're a real #Scraphead

bottom menasor has blessed my eyes pixiv truly is the cornucopia of plenty

Cw: noncon, egg preg The idea of Slingshot being Primus's least fav bot and losing his seal to a tentacle monster who drugs, toys with and breeds the poor aerialbot till he can't form any thought and is left motionless with his forge full of eggs

Shout this from the fucking rooftops, people!! #fuckAI

peace and love n all that but unfortunately i am biased and i lowkey love using the piece of shit website that is photopea so here is my shitty take of the week

I can’t take it anymore. I need to sexually brutalize Bonecrusher. Fuck that stupid bulldozer. Fuck him straight to hell.

My uglies 🩷🩷🩷

new skybound issue got me doing a backflip i yipeeeee

twitter is only fun because whenever i scroll my timeline i get to play this game called: "Is this account a bot or just someone who just landed on earth?" and then i close the app and stick my head in the microwave

i need devastator pregnant. please. please. please. please. ple

Shout out to the MTMTE Scavs for existing. I want them to all get their happy endings and hold hands and be silly forever but I also need to do unspeakable things to them. Objectify them. Beat them up. Mentally torture them. Angst for the comedic relief! Angst and whump for one thousand years!!

Biblically accurate motorbolt where Silverbolt is almost shuttle size so he can easily pin down Moto and suck on that fat truck node crazy style, zap it till he makes the stunticon pee and cry out of overstimulation gahh I love bottom Motormaster #valveplug

injecting poly ships straight into my fucking veins like oooooouuughhh everybody love n fuck each other

sorry for insane posting it will happen again... probably soon...

Procrastinating this paper so I’m just gonna start AU posting Sorry if nothing makes sense it doesn’t make sense to me either

making up a tfAU in your head is all fun n games n self-indulgent horniness until suddenly you get too invested and now you gotta kill off some of the characters like damn... didn't think i would ever get to this point but the porn with plot demands it so ig Shockwave's gotta die ://

Doing this to Blaster in my head rn

toxic yaoi but i want one of them to take away the other's ability to communicate via brain damage

The lion has acquired three whole party platters worth of free food

The Structies aren’t on here but the order goes: Long Haul>> Crusher>>Mixie>Scrapper>Scavie>>Hook

The lioness forgot to put garlic in her stir-fry… It’s so mid…

when i said i might make a chart in the future i obviously meant now haha *wipes away foam at the corner of my mouth* none of this makes any sense. it's super crowded and just not all that nice to look at but whatevs if you disagree w/ me let me know so i can imagine more boobs in my head thanks

My most important headcanon is that if Starscream had boobs they would be flat. Flat as a fucking board. Tiny titty energy from that one. In my head, the size order goes: TC>>Warp>Screamer but relatively speaking they’d all pretty small lol >___<

all my ships in my tfAU are at the very least rarepairs cuz im biased against most fandom favorites (there's something wrong w/ me but idrc cuz it's not a big deal) and so every time i think about my own ships i feel insane ... like girl... why are you shipping Nightbird x Streetwise? Get a grip!!!

combiner sex is so swag and awesome... give me bottom menasor... give it to me NOW...

tw // noncon Thinking about Slingshot noncon again. I think he should be separated from his gestalt and cornered by of the ‘Con fliers (my mind’s telling Warper hehe) held down and used until he can’t move and then he’s sorta just left there cuz no one really cares to look for him after the battle

i'll be writing and feeling like i'm finally making progress on the smut side of things and then BAM! 3,000+ words of build up through Misfire's pov. Like damn bro, shut UUUUPPPPP!!??!! I'm trying to write your buddy getting his brain's fucked out can you leave maybe?

slinngggg...shottttt.... gwahhhh

my stupid OC who is stupid and lied about her medical qualifications and can't transform and is also dead (p.s. I can't fucking draw to save my lifeeee 😭)

making a character sheet for my stupid chud tf oc instead of working on my fic or doing schoolwork because i will simply get all that done when i need too #trust

noncon him NOW