Anyone: Do you like pineapple on pizza? Me:

I love the American history of affixing “cheese-“ to foods. Cheeseburger. Cheesedog. Cheesesteak. Cheesebread. I think we can do more. Cheesesalad. Cheesecereal. Cheese Zero.

I feel like this could look and function much more elegantly. Does anyone know of a great website or tutorial video for improving your iPhone screen?

Just a reminder that we all have free will and that means Lorne Michaels has the free will to promote Ashley Padilla from Featured to Main cast in the middle of a season please hurry up it’s already the Ashley Padilla show for the last six months

Come on

Good very early morning Canada!

When you make an absolutely awful casting choice for your SuperBowl commercial

This month's bonus episode for Film Sack patrons is now available at www.patreon.com/filmsack/ !!

Annoyed that neither of my earthquake apps did anything

We’ve got to convince more orcs to attend football games

This year is the 30th Anniversary of the movie Beavis and Butthead Do America and that somehow feels terribly inaccurate

Mark your calendars. For the first time in a thousand years, next Christmas will fall on 25/26/27

If you haven’t started cooking your turkey yet, don’t forget you can spatchcock it to make it cook much faster!

Lay down where the feet go, and you’re going to get stepped on

Our latest episode on Ridley Scott's Legend (1985) is now in your feed! www.patreon.com/c/filmsack/p... Next up on Film Sack, it's Cloverfield (2008). Makes for great Thanksgiving viewing, right?

Two words: a lot You like something a lot You dislike something a lot Two words

The New York Jets should be ruled out of the rest of the season

The Jacksonville Jaguars should be ruled out of the rest of the season

Asking Chat-GPT to design a complete plan for the Cowboys defense to allow 650 yards per game and still make the playoffs

I don’t understand why there isn’t a lot more tiramisu everywhere

Turn This Off

Get pumped up for whatever you need to get pumped up for!

Resisting the urge to sing out loud non-stop — “How many baby daddies do you have if you don’t mind me asking”

Good night; may your stance be steady. Enjoy the setting of the sun.

"We sittin’ in here. I'm supposed to be the shopper, and we in here talkin’ about jeans. I mean, listen: We talkin’ about jeans. Not a store. We talkin’ about jeans. Not the store that I go out there and die for and shop every aisle like it's my last. Not the store. We talkin’ about jeans, man."

Bon Scott was only 33 years old

In the desert

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should

Bluesky finally becoming what it was meant to be

Hard to believe it’s been four years since everyone was watching Bo Burnham’s Inside repeatedly and talking about it and making Tik Toks with the Jeff Bezos lines

Been showing this to my neighbors today

To prepare for Strange New Worlds season 3, I’ve got the six episodes you should re-watch: Memento Morí A Quality of Mercy Ad Astra Per Aspera Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow Those Old Scientists Hegemony

You’ve gotta help yourself. As the great philosopher Ace of Base said, “no one’s gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong”.

Don't wait to watch our next Film Sack movie: Ocean's Twelve It's streaming on Netflix until June 30, and then it's gone forever *probably a couple of months

Right now, all around the world, there are Samsung washing machines singing a little song

Let Them Fight

LA is Louisiana L.A. is Los Angeles DND is do not disturb D&D is Dungeons and Dragons Thank you

The plural of human is humans The plural of Mormon is Mormons Therefore, the plural of Shaman is Shamans

Today is Vanilla Ice Day (Observed)

So I feel like that went pretty well

Hey— the Pope being American makes it way easier for J.D. Vance to spend some time with him

Which two of these would you choose?

Someone out there needs to name your baby Rudyard

If you want to enjoy your life for a long time, never allow your pastimes to become lifestyles And if you succeed in doing that, please tell me how

Anybody else still remember vivid details about something like playing WoW with friends in 2010 but seriously can’t recall anything that happened to you three days ago?

The news has me wanting to take some Benadryl so I can talk to the hat man about it

I love subtle game references

Just look at it this way— whatever you did wrong yesterday, you didn’t put a news reporter in your secret group chat where you say the dumbest things imaginable

I’m not going to let all of this hurt me except at first and for an undetermined time hereafter