This John Cena shit is CHEEEEESY

"There's something in those trees..."

I could watch Toni Storm and Willow Nightingale every week #AEWDynamite

Notre Dame didn't want to go to a bowl game because they just knew that they would be matched up against Texas and get their ass whooped, further proving the case that they're not even the best team left out of the playoffs.

If there wasn't a reason to despise Colin Jost any more, just watch him kill it in a skit like a prime time player. As if his good looks, perfect hair, smoke-show wife, and blistering comedic writing weren't irritating enough... he can also just pop in and do shit like this effortlessly??

While WWE and TKO hike up ticket prices and raise PLE subscription prices ($8 a month Peacock vs $30 ESPN app and a YouTube TV blackout), THIS is the best effort they can bother with for the Survivor Series War Games stage??

The Sooners offense is getting clowned on national television BY BOOGER MCFARLAND bc yeah... we're THAT bad.

Jim Cornette would keep things grounded. Eric Bischoff would know how to market and present the product Vince Russo would think outside the box, keep things... "interesting" to be polite. All three would be valuable advisors, that said, give me someone younger and in touch for a start-up partner

Oklahoma City Raw sign last night. It wasn't me, but If I was there I would've bought this person a beer.

I dare anyone to listen to "Thoughts And Prayers" by Drive By Truckers and keep your eyes from welling up.

John Mateer deserves some blame for being wildly inaccurate (seriously, even his completions are snag efforts by his receivers) but he is still a duel threat talent only to be BETRAYED by Ben Arbuckle's atrocious play calling. Are they really attached to the hip, bc if we can only keep one... ...

Ben Arbuckle is singlehandedly making the Missouri Tigers defense look like the 85 Bears. Nice use of those stupid necklace pens, bro.

I kept getting a strange craving for red velvet cake and then I figured out it's because of the Houston Texans deliciously painted end zone

And they all got themselves cleaned up before I got my "Bride of RoboCop" movie.

Lol if they actually think trashing and burning their stupid hats will earn my forgiveness.

I swear I went through this same shit last year with the Sooners. Awesome D, inept offense; less than 20pts a game. The difference was I could tell the coach GAVE A SHIT and brass GAVE A SHIT and everyone HAD A PLAN and we ALL suffered together. If only I could say the same for the Cleveland Browns.

The Cleveland Browns are once again trending towards that 11 point threshold for the game.

I'm telling my kids this is Frankenstein's monster.

Trying to wind my brain down from an incredible day of football so I can finish the second half of that Guillermo del Toro Frankenstein Movie. It's a pretty crazy tonal switch.

PREDICTION: the Texas Longhorns will be the first program since Georgia Tech and Tulane to voluntarily LEAVE the SEC conference to become an Independent entity like Notre Dame because they are fucking SOFFFFTTTFFFTTFT 💦

It's only a matter of time before The Big Orange Shit Sack tweets praise for this guy, right?

Thank you Facebook for the litigation settlement beer money.

These two 💞 #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts

Whyyyyy do contractors always pull up to the house only to sit in their truck for 15 minutes before coming up to the door? It's so awkward.

This photo right here is the beginning of the erosion for my 35+ years of loving the Cleveland Browns. They're not just hopelessly depressing anymore like the good ol days, now they're just straight up too INFURIATING to follow. Fuck Ownership. Fuck Stefanski. Fuck Deshaun Watson. Burn it all down.

Lane Meyer > Ferris Bueller

The gall for someone to show weakness in front of this mush brained sack of shit

Tony Schiavone: There's nothing wrong with happiness, nothing wrong with positivity... Mercedes Moné:

Watching a live WCW Watch Party on YouTube featuring an old 93 Halloween Havoc. Man, there was some untapped gold in the tag team of Marcus Bagwell and 2 Cold Scorpio; both managed by Teddy Long as well! Unfortunately the match is against the Nasty Boys so we don't get to see their skills shine.

FFS, Kash Patel humble bragging about having a girlfriend in a thinly veiled post "defending her honor" over on Twitter... WE ARE NOT A SERIOUS COUNTRY ANYMORE

Every time I see that OU Sooners kicker

A nice gem from early 2000s WCW Thunder, The Cat Earnest Miller breaking Mene Gene Okerlund

Mateer at least can *maybe* blame that thumb. WTF is Arbuckle and his stupid dangling pens excuse?

Sabrina Carpenter is gonna turn a lot of boys into men tonight on SNL

Ole Miss Georgia 35 to 40 with 800 yards of offense between'em. Remember 10 years ago when the SEC honks used to clown the Big 12 for these kinds of scores? As if too much action is a bad thing and they preferred their games to end 13 to 17? Hypocrisy!!

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell Narrowly Escapes Hell's Gnashing Grasp Once Again

With the Sooners staggered and the Browns spiralling, there's only one person left in football who I trust...

In 24 hours my two most favorite teams (Sooners, Browns) - who I invest my heart and soul and time and emotions into - have only produced FOUR field goals between the two of them. Why do I even sports?

Fire Stefanski and hope to get the Raven's scraps bc you know John Harbaugh is about to get the zig.

BUMS. The Cleveland Browns on TV1 are officially on mute and the RedZone Witching Hour on TV2 is turned up.

I am completely overstimulated two beers in, five games on two screens, one hour before OU/TX kickoff, blasting Pixies/Rage/JSBX/Zombie/Crue/etc in my garage for all the neighbors to enjoy... LET'S GO! BOOMER SOONER!

UCLA FOOTBALL, WHAT IS UP?

90 feet. 90 FEET. Let's end this so I can go to bed!!

This Mariners Tigers game has gone on so long, motherfuckers in the stands with hangover headaches gonna get hangry for pancakes

Whatever works Mariners Fan 🔱

Bad Bunny did nothing wrong but be brown. That's how awful these people are.

Chewbacca definitely had one of those doggy rocket things or he'd be wearing pants, right? Right??

I like how he has the confidence to look into all of our eyes while he does this

Can't be unseen

Sam Darnold right now 👻