J.V. Dunce on the history of couches www.reddit.com/r/democrats/...

Cracker Barrel sticking with it's southern heritage and unconditionally surrendering

trust fund leftists got the broke leftists thinking they are rich enough for purity tests.

Enjoy www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/co...

I see the leftist “do something” crowd is now attacking Newsom with purity test bullshit the microsecond he advocates for doing something. Cool, cool 😎

A maga will say with a straight face "Does my unquestioning loyalty to a rapist/pedophile trigger you, lib?"

lol everyone including his supporters already know this. They don’t care that he is a rapist and pedophile.

Comey helped elect Trump in 2016 and now Trump and his supporters want him arrested.

how is this lady 27?

dow at 40,000

dow at 40,000

footy scran

Dopes like this think a person earning poverty wages should be paying taxes equal to the richest Americans and if they aren't it isn't "fair".

dow at 40k...

The guy Tourette’s is named after lived in the 1800s

The homeland security director can't even secure her own purse in a restaurant for the length of time a dinner takes.

Can anyone tell me if this video is real?

People will say "but I was there first" like it means something. If you're in a room and someone comes in and shits all over the floor you don't win anything by staying in the room with it.

right out of central casting: The republican state senator who authored Trump Derangement Syndrome bill arrested for trying to pay to rape a child www.fox9.com/news/minneso...

US now providing arms to Russia www.newsweek.com/us-not-provi...

Crazy to see adults on here mad about a lilo and stitch movie. My kid’s buddy was so excited to meet Stitch when we took her with us to Disney. Pretty sure that’s who the movie is intended for not you.

Man who wears performative shorts and sweatshirts says this without an iota of self awareness

Gavin Newsom: we want to hear both sides so today on the podcast we have Jared from Subway calling in to discuss school lunches for children. I know we disagree but his views should be heard.

I’m not going to convince anyone who refuses to watch any of the press conferences I am referring to and only gets talking points from maga. You’re the last guy on the human centipede of maga bullshit

Margarine Tater Grease falling down drunk on the job

My pitch for ESPN The Ocho to make original movie content. "The People Under The Slippery Stairs"

61% of veterans voted for Trump so she is probably correct if we are playing the odds here.

If you voted for Trump you should voluntarily return your social security check.

Not seeing anyone mention BAT 21 a great Hackman movie

Me to my wife: this is my best tape measure but not my favorite tape measure

My pitch to Bezos: James Bond UBI James Bond foils evil terrorists trying to fool people in to supporting universal basic income.

Discover bluesky:

Too many Tesla particles and it spontaneously combusts

Cuban can't figure out that people hate billionaires

Love this for the reporter at Rupert Murdoch’s rag for not being sufficiently loyal. You helped elect trump and now you suffer the consequences www.mediaite.com/news/elon-mu...

Orange Couplius

Just saw the Jurassic World trailer, all cgi dinosaurs, my local union rep is pissed.

Straight arm gesture? I have a straight finger gesture for the writer of this headline. www.cbsnews.com/news/michiga...

Watching supermarket sweep reruns and the clue is “rhymes with Kit Kat if you want to make your breath dandy try a _____ ____” Me: a shit snack The right answer “tic tac” Me: oh I was wrong…that was funny right? my wife: No

concentrates sort by price

Put DeepSeek on an old iMac I call it “Mac and Xi”

Watched "Midnight Meat Train" on Tubi, that is a movie that really tells you what it is in the title.

If you're in Illinois, you're on Section 8, and your landlord tries to evict you because of the government funding freeze, email me at [email protected]. My cases are pay-whatever-you-can.

This is one of those things that makes no sense but also actually makes sense

I was going to say no recipe has ever been improved by adding bugs but then I thought what if it was a shit sandwich recipe and adding bugs lowers the ratio of shit in the sandwich, but then I thought does that even improve it, a shit sandwich with bugs is still probably just as bad as a plain one.