I’m having a good hair day 😇

are RSS feeds dead? Like they're just hyperlink aggregators, right?

I hate hate hate the gulum ei mission un Skyrim my goodness Bethesda made the AI so stupid

One week into playing Skyrim and I’m still scared of hearing wolves

If there’s a market I will sell my underwear. Natural fermented and aged to perfection.

Free. Take me.

I gave myself a good blowout

I blame Doug Ford for making the Canadians lose the gold.

Gus Kenworthy I need you to give me your half pipe rn

I feel proud knowing I can grow a full, thick, and lush beard compared to many NHL players.

I’m sorry NYT but I don’t understand connections.

Someone either buy some of my photography or hire me!!!

My boyfriend bought me Skyrim. It’s my first time playing it and I’m so overwhelmed.

Manicure inspo: environment Canada’s freezing rain warning for southern Ontario

Forgot yesterday was Mardi Gras. Why did I make Lohikeitto instead of syrniki 😭

I’m sorry but I can’t afford the 30$ submission fee to be in the running to win a poetry contest. It’s either a shot in the dark or groceries for the week.

Two highly unemployable grad degrees and a job market that is virtually non existent. Fabulous!

I think I’m on my way to developing a hockey butt.

My shrubbery was spilling out of my briefs. I’m so sorry but I had to shape it

Early bird gets the worm

One of the worst school shootings in Canada happened yesterday. I can’t imagine how the community is grappling with this tragedy and senseless act of violence.

Might go to Massachusetts in March. Any cool things to see in MA in the spring?

Ride my moustache or my coc–? Babe I’m riding on Light Rail Transit

It’s been Groundhog Day since 2016.

The immersion blender is hitachi wand of the kitchen.

Grimes is an idiot.

Mesmerized by my nail polish under direct light

I’ve been thinking about the idea of a “good guy with a gun”often brought up when there is violence and unrest. But the “good guy with a gun” was murdered by federal agents. Washington’s cruel rhetoric of labelling their citizens as “domestic terrorists” shows they fear their citizens.

Nothing like a crappy job market with graduated degrees in highly unemployable areas

Obligatory “I got a haircut” post

Gosh I had a really long and thick beard 🧔‍♀️

I don’t like my fupa. Help!

I will not show you what i looked like in 2016. You just had to be there.

Are thick beards still a thing?

sunbathing at hanlan's would heal me rn

I support disco 🪩

So the US invasion of Venezuela is gonna fuck up Canada. Venezuela’s oil reserves are the same bitumen as Alberta’s reserves. As the oil is the same, the refineries in the states have the capacity and the tech to refine it.

The absurdity of scrolling through FCF posts and finding out the US is currently occupying Venezuela.

New year new cock photo

Nothing like a walk to decompress from holiday stress.

Buzzcut?

I hate Microsoft word!!!

Made syrniki. Feeling homesick

Kinda wish Heated Rivalry had a plot because this yaoi lite soft core porn is getting boring.

Getting feedback in the review section of Microsoft word with comments like “what?” and “👎” (Actual feedback). Like fr this is not how a sup should support their grad student!!! Let me kms!!!

Icarus gooned too close to the sun.

Sam Altman is a f***** (derogatory)

I think my partner and I jerk off at different BPM

Discourse? Some of y’all are too online. Go touch snow.

10% Belgian beer let’s gooooo