Like, seriously. What the damn hell?

Broke the kiddo's bed last night putting him to bed. MF snapped like a twig

The dress code for my new gig is business casual but I hate polos. What are some other options?

4yo just asked "are cats aliens?" Honestly, I don't know, bud.

My last day at work and someone has the driest, most disgusting cough. Probs not gonna finish out the day

Wet Bandits out here casing the neighborhood

The #1 movie when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go.

My boss is tiptoeing around the details of my new job

I sent my resignation as I clocked out today. What a strang feeling.

I can't express how excited I am for this opportunity. I'm ready to start helping people instead of feeding the war machine.

I officially accepted the offer! I start Jan 5! New year, new job, new me!

I've been doing this thing where I prioritize sleep. It's going pretty well so far, I guess.

Really trying not to count these chickens but walking around this joint with an exit strategy is so freeing

I'll have an offer in my inbox by next Tuesday! LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

This hurry up and wait, pins and needles is killing me

This brought my heart so much joy

How early is too early to show up?

Fit check. Wish me luck, yall!

Good job, guys. Keep it up.

I once saw the man at the Albertsons in Jackson WY. I said, "hey, Mr Cheney!" He looked over at me. "You're a bad person!" I then paid for my party pizzas and left.

This may be polarizing but I'm going to say it anyway. My leaf blower is fucking awesome.

This should be much bigger news.

My hands smell of burnt LEDs. Them lil shits just aren't made to handle the current

So this guy built a game that teaches you how to build an emulator for the NES. This is just incredible work.

Hey, friends and neighbors. Im still here and trying to find healthy ways of coping with (gestures widely). My normal tactic of disassociation will no longer be allowed. Maybe once in a while, just as a treat.

So... I guess this is a thing we do now?

Mom got this on the trail cam at the cabin!

I'm getting closer to a working thingie

I've finished cleaning up the jam box. Installed modern speakers, sprayed down the pots and switches with contact cleaner and fader lube. Because it's going to live in the garage, I packed the battery compartment with desiccant packets.

Woot woot

Breakfast Doritos

Cracked open this bad chicken. New speakers are on their way and currently researching new belts for the tape deck. But now I'm gonna give the chassis the soap and water treatment.

This lil fella walked into my life recently. Gonna clean the grease and grime off before opening it up and giving it the business.

The sudden realization that these albums need to be bangers. What are some of your favorite -no skips- albums?

Fucking Pinkertons...

About to start acquiring cassette tapes for the awesome shitty old radio in my garage.

I just tapped check for updates. Pray for me

I'll be damned, it worked!

Patches are being applied... Please wait, this may take a few minutes.

I never thought i would have to search so hard for a usb drive

I've been trying to install Chrome OS on my soon to be unsupported Windows 10 device. Chrome OS flex is super simple to get installed but doesn't support the Play Store. So I'm on to a crazy workaround and making very little progress, but it is still progress

About to take a little walk. Miss you wufolk. #WUFO

My dude just scored a goal! Like a for real, actual, in game goal!

I broke my skateboard yesterday. What do i do with it now?

Using a solder sucker to remove human residue from my earbuds