Would love someone to call this game... Instead, we have a live podcast #MVCvSYD

Gee I wish Ibini was allowed to use her strength over the past decade like Uchendu is being allowed to today. #ALW

Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild: Skunk Djirrabidi Tiger Shark Snapping Turtle Haley Raso

Never has being single sucked more than when you are attempting to take off soaking wet jeans. 😩

#BRIvWSW game was so good that comms struggled to find time to insert mindnumbing googleable facts. Hopefully Wanderwomen can keep that standard up. #ALW

How is the wooden spoon battle going? #WSWvMVC #ALW

Ridiculous. If the referee doesn't know who committed a foul, they shouldn't be showing a card. #ADLvSYD

Person with the whistle is allowing the crowd to referee this one. #ADLvSYD

My top 3 WWC 2023 moments. 1. Sniping 10 tickets off England fans so I got to experience #AUSvENG with a massive group of family and friends. 2. Opening game vs Ireland atmisphere. Meeting Natasha Stott Despoja at pregame pub 😍 3. Watching QF pen shootout vs FRA in a sea of humanity

How is coal power going to stop this?

Boganapolooza in full swing through Sydney CBD for #NRLGF Hotel sector making big coin, but not as much as they think once the damage bill comes in.

Why didn't @sydneyfootballclub.bsky.social try to sign her 😭

I fear this platform has been found by the sad self-loathing types who usually only inhabit 4chan and LChat forums.

That leg break from Zippy Fish 😍 #AFLWSwansFreo #CheerThis #AFlW

#AFLWSwans Gates open an hour and a half before kick-off. Fans in the ground enjoying activations, food and drink options, socialising pre game. #ALeaguesDub really need to take note on how it is done instead of opening gates 10 minutes before kick off

Chloe Molloy has to be an absolute moral to smash the single season goal kicking record of 23. She already has 9 in 6 quarters of AFLW On 5 before halftime today looking to beat the single game record of 7. Swans looking scary good given they really haven't been all that clinical #AFLW #GCSvSYD

This is going to interesting to see how the Swans acclimatise to the sun against the Suns this afternoon. Surprised none have eye black on 😆 #GCSvSYD #AFLW

Current players involved in the draw is somewhat problematic no...? Don't ever remember seeing a potential competing athlete involved before #WAC2026 #Matildas

Must every person who is at the microphone welcome every dignatary? Surely Tara as MC covered it and we can get on with the #AFCAsianCup2026 Draw

It took Sweden collapsing, Mead flopping, and QPR junior Kelly constantly saving them, but England have somehow held on to the #Euros crown. Football hey....

OK i'm confused. Some of these songs came out before 1975. I thought they had to be released after Triple J was launched to be eligble... #Hottest100

#AsianCup tickets will cost me the same amount for half the number of games as the World Cup. Might get decent seats though so....

Was anyone aware that Tobin Heath hadn't already retired? #WoSo

National team nightmare continues for Nash. A very Van Egmond style pass ironically.

Bradbury you had one job!!!! #AUSvPAN

Ol mate looks like she needs a hip replacement... #AUSvPAN

This is sensational planning by Football Australia 😂 #AUSvPAN

Chidiac really has dropped off over the last couple of seasons. Spends more time on the ground than on her feet and has lost the ability to beat players 1v1 regularly. Getting the game time she wants at Tories but the dark arts she is being asked to play is not helping her game IMO.

Does Bunbury not have a Football ground? #AUSvPAN

Lesson for #Matildas fans. Never sleep on the "reputation" of opponents when deciding whether to get tickets. #WoSo is ever evolving and the gap between the elite and emerging nations is closing rapidly.

Why are the girls so flat footed? Zero movement after passing it, not giving teammates options making it very easy for the Slovenians to press and cause turnovers. #AUSvSVN

The parents office is like a museum...

I find myself conflicted. Em Husband is a great addition to the Tillies staff. Yet it strikes me as a backwards step of sorts from Manager of a Championship winning club. Also, I view her strengths as tactical management rather than coaching.

Arrived in Canberra. Could cut glass it is that cold. Thermals and multiple layers tonight fam, and find that long lost Tillies beanie!!!! #AUSvARG #GoMatildas

Good chance all those police are deployed to deal with the players at this point. Soooo much clutching!!! #MCYvMVC | #ALM

Who left their mic on and added the off key barratone to the national anthem? 😆😂🤣 #MCYvMVC | #ALM

No one ever tell me womens european football is better again. This game is awful stuff. Barca only have themselves to blame. They saw what happened when Lyon didn't turn up. #UWCL #ARSvBAR

What on earth is going on with Barca... do they know the game has started?

I don't understand the purpose of it. Olympics/World Championships are events based on the best vs the best. This is just random losers on the juice looking for attention.

Only bad thing about Spurs winning the Europa League is the re-emergence of the cringe Ange Stans and the grifter.

Ewww!!!! Someone had sex with Pauline Hanson 🤮 www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05...

Not presented at fulltime either... Advantage Holly Mac who would have been on a plane to China. I guess it will be done during the Mens Final...?

Can we just start refering to the GF Medal as the Polias and be done with it #MVCvCCM #ALW

The CCM fan girl tiktok pages are going to be next level for a few weeks. I will be consuming all of it. Go off girls.... #MVCvCCM #ALW

I have never heard the Tories Vikings this loud before 👏 #MVCvCCM #ALW

Kayla Morrison has to be the hot favourite for the Dolan Medal now that it wasn't presented at half time. Gomez a possibilty but she will have to have gotten a lot of 3 vote games given how many weeks she missed. #MVCvCCM #ALW

The irony of a player getting a yellow for elbowing Chids #MVCvCCM #ALW

Anyone else waiting at Gate 7 for Angle XCDubX... #MVCvCCM #HalftimeShow

Mariners midfield are tough enough on the ball to handle the Hopkins dark arts and are even drawing fouls. Moving TRay up to the base of midfield has been key so far. #MVCvCCM