Deep cut and I was howling

CNBC has some of the dumbest anchors in media and that’s saying something considering Fox News exists

Most voters in Michigan are disgusted with this neocon trash

“Against that group of Monstars out there” is going to need to go on a shirt to commemorate Michigan’s basketball title.

I have some news for Rick Scott about WWII

NYT: Trump exerts delicate pressure to win concessions in tense standoff

He still committed a very illegal act btw

Evergreen skeet

At this point can we just call this whole thing one big grift in order to make his idiot sons money off the stock market or nah

“Is there anything we can make a buck off of in the smoldering ashes of an entire nation” she dryly asks without irony

The millennial congressmen is the only one who gets it wonder why that is

Preferably before the 8pm prime time tv viewing window

But that requires sacrifice which no democrat is willing to do

Idk Liz maybe use the levers of power to introduce articles of impeachment just spitballing here

Seems pretty clear cut when he just…writes it down.

Sorry MSU you no longer have the most recent basketball natty for the big ten

Hang the banner !!!

Oh my god.

Great look for UConn to have both their basketball coaches be petty little bitches in the final 4/championship games

Things are looking gooooood

Michigan has had enough of UConn’s bullshit.

Once again just well-played by the democrats by putting up zero fight to hold up this dumbass from being confirmed

Totally bizarro championship game buckle the hell up folks

These refs are objectively shit for both sides

The don’t mention Dan Hurley’s disintegrating suit challenge

I’m sure they’re thrilled to be subjected to him whining about the 2020 election

The don’t show Dan Hurley whining in slow-mo challenge

Uhh, this was like 18 months ago

Of several things that never happened this is one of the things that never happened the never-est And the morning news shows are leading with the “dramatic account” I hate it here.

Well if he uses the nukes on Tuesday at least the Artemis crew can come back and repopulate the earth

Hey guys you can stop glazing Mark Few now. This Michigan team beat his ass by 30

McKenney is a star

That was a scary couple of minutes

Lmao Chuck picking a fight with Hurley is the petty content America needs

lol imagine if Yaxel was playing.

Ah so it’s gonna be this kind of officiating tonight. Terrific.

NBD just the president personally interfering in criminal investigations because it would make him look bad.

Kenny Smith was annoyed Dusty May was personally scouting his next potential appointment. Pick another hill to die on dude

I’d like to publicly state that it’s a crime to not have Kevin Harlan on the call for the final four. Eagle is so tepid and bland.

Always a smart play to threaten war crimes on a religious holiday weekend. Very on brand for the guy who couldn’t name a bible verse

Congrats to new UConn women’s basketball coach Donald Trump!

Ope the white man is yelling

Noted boob Peter Meijer weighs in on the “wait how come no one wants to hang out with us on the playground anymore after I blew up the playground” doctrine. You colossal moron.

Is this asshole dining at the restaurant in the Burj Khalifa what the actual fuck

Can you even really call a one-sided decision to blow up a bunch of shit a war? It’s not. It’s dudebros acting out their call of duty fantasies while the world burns down around them.

It’d be nice if we could pay for things like child care and groceries and rent but nope gotta “rebuild the military” as if it was ever made not mission-ready by 50 years of bloat and blank checks from Congress. This country is so stupid.

We’re witnessing the rest of the civilized world teach a man who has never faced consequences in his entire life that when you break something, no one is going to save you. Would’ve been nice if our own institutions had done that 8 fucking years ago

Sorry House**

Every democrat should be on tv screaming about this The senate is fucking doing trumps bidding and it’s working

This is the way. @criterion.bsky.social do the right thing