Your name is GRIZMA MASTIF, and your BITE is certainly worse than your BARK. -lit homestuck cerulean-blood fantroll oc. -hsrp / multiships with chem in different timelines. -n/sfw, mdni, 18+ only. -scribbled by shiloh / g. #hsrp // #homestuckrp // #ocrp

oughhf

minecraft

hal🪽 ok i know i just popped online but im gonna take a nap LOL brb

hal🪽 i should remake my oldddd old trollsona from when i was like 12 lol

hal🪽 i Technically own silksong bc my friend in our steam family owns it but i have to wait until they're asleep or watching their baby to be able to play it SKDKDKDMM

..... i want ribs ..........

i lied :( the second i got cozy i was wide awake again !!!!!

wearing a shirt that says IM A LUXURY on the front but i turn around and the back reads BUT IM ON THE CLEARANCE SHELF AT THE THRIFT STORE SO REALLY IM PRETTY AFFORDABLE

br0ken 0ver and 0ver again, what else can i d0? -literate aradia megido, homestuck. -homestuckrp & multiships with chem in different timelines. -n/sfw, mdni, 18+ only. -penned by shiloh / g. #HSRP & #HOMESTUCKRP

i could hold this image up in front of so many people i know and they would immediately fold

hal🪽 does anyone remember that account that would edit black cartoon characters to be white and blonde

oh god no please

can i stop being white now its only a matter of time until im blonde

hey guys get dave instead

hal🪽 impeccable richie jumpscare btw

hal🪽 yk what surely a shower at 1 am will not piss off my neighbors

hal🪽 chat i have horrible news ( besides the current state of my hair it was Productivity Day )

WHAT !!!!!!!!

hal🪽 I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE AHAHAKSKSKDKSDNN

NOOOOOOOOO

ah damn it i forgot it was white boy wednesday

at least were not talking about what started the conversation

hal🪽 someone uploaded mambostuck to danbooru everyone please stand for th

his poor nipples :(

well something did it !!!!!

yknow i dont think ive even tried eating chocolate since becoming Dougy

hal🪽 actually maybe This is my worst bit yet sorry folks LASMSKDOSJ

im so sorry everyone i didnt know radiation could take it away too

not cis , not trans , but a secret third option

hal🪽 HAIIII ZAPPPPP

hal🪽 when i was like 13-14 i wrote a kankri x reader fic and like two years ago i got a comment asking for me to update it

forgot i spent the night at dave's and got scared for a second when i didn't wake up in my bed

get high and make a minecraft modpack its fine you wont want to rip your hair out

well i think that would be okay

okay and

holy moly

then i just win !!!

rub my bellayyyyyy

im surprised dave still likes to hang out with me while im high because im always telling him to scratch my belly

get everything ready for me frame one because i don't want to have the urge to clean your place

hal🪽 for a brief brief moment i thought " hm i wonder if i still have my john cosplay in storage somewhere " bro that was 13 years ago

hehe groovy :p

fuck you mean monkeys paw huh !!!!!!